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A pressure nozzle that you can shove in your dickhole that lets you piss 60 feet.
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A white noise machine in public bathrooms that covers up the sound of deuce-dropping, for the publicly-shy. Also, would eliminate the need to knock.
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Mar 17, 2013 21:10
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I get ideas sometimes, one was for an amusement park for dogs, but searching the internet this was already thought on by someone else. Thinking about it, it would probably be a bad idea (cramming a bunch of pack animals together, dog poop everywhere. Another idea was for a toilet with a self-closing lid, but again this already exists. So I guess my million dollar idea is to put nanotech clothing on the inside of the toilet bowl so that feces don't stick, eliminating the need for a toilet brush. Kart Barfunkel posted:A white noise machine in public bathrooms that covers up the sound of deuce-dropping, for the publicly-shy. Also, would eliminate the need to knock. I've heard of Japanese public toilets that play music to cover the sounds of people doing their business.
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Mar 18, 2013 00:32
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Kart Barfunkel posted:A white noise machine in public bathrooms that covers up the sound of deuce-dropping, for the publicly-shy. Also, would eliminate the need to knock. Instead of white noise, the persistent sounds of strained bowel movements.
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Mar 18, 2013 01:02
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Also, toilets with a poo poo-spatter pattern in the bowl.
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Mar 18, 2013 01:08
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Rice Sucks posted:But.. loving crumbs, man. Put the lid back on. Turn upside down until chips hit lid. Set can on side, remove lid, remove chips, put lid back on.
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Mar 18, 2013 19:55
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Pringle cans with a second lid at the bottom of the can.
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Mar 18, 2013 21:40
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Liquid Pringles that you can just drink like a juicebox because I can't get my fat loving ham-hands into a goddamn tube jesus christ.
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Mar 18, 2013 21:49
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Bring back "Dunkaroos", call them "Pringle Cookies".
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Mar 18, 2013 21:51
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If the popcorn fork is a thing why isn't there something similar for Pringles? Maybe like a retractable spatula that you slide down the side of the can and then it extends a little ledge that captures the chips so you can pull it up out of the tube without wedging your hamhands in or risking a bunch of crumbs.
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Mar 18, 2013 21:52
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Jesus christ, just wear one of those long plastic gloves farmers use when inseminating cows.
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Mar 18, 2013 22:23
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I've had a few ideas over the years that I wish I did something with, but it's too late now. I thought of Redbox movie rentals...in 2002. I swear one of the many customers and coworkers I had at Hollywood Video stole my idea. Right around the time that flat televisions were a new thing, but tube TVs were still common, it occurred to me that you could make a computer monitor shaped like a tube tv, with a flat screen facing upwards, and a slanted two way mirror positioned to make the screen look normal (like they would do for a few of the 4+ player games in arcades back in the day) and stick your webcam built in behind the mirror, so that when you did a video-call, you could look straight at each other, instead of usually looking off to the side or top or bottom. Also RE: Prescription windshields, I remember a couple decades ago reading a strip of "The Born Loser" in the paper where the main character's boss (who's supposed to be quite wealthy) had done that.
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Mar 19, 2013 05:29
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If I had the money to burn I would open a place that was a combination singles bar and laundromat. I never really thought of a good name for it, but it seems like it'd be amazing near a college campus or something. Have theme nights around kinds of laundry or some bullshit. I have no idea, I just thought it'd be way more fun to have a beer and chat or watch something while waiting for my clothes to dry than staring blankly at the wall. It also never occurred to me to bring a book to the laundromat but hey, there you go. I guess you could call it "Suds" or something.
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Mar 19, 2013 05:34
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Dude, just have a can with a bottom you can push up, like a Push Pop.
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Mar 19, 2013 05:41
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See-through toaster so you know when it's cooked to perfection. Actually heaps of appliances would be sweet see-through. I have seen see-through dish washers at appliance stores, but I asked about them and they're only demo ones. Some sort of safe (possibly magical?) combustible substance that you could put at the end of cigarettes so you never need a lighter. Like, just a wee cap at the end and when you took a puff the cap ignited.
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Mar 19, 2013 06:30
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You know what the world needs more of? Pretzels. Specifically in ice cream. Imagine a soft pretzel with a crispy shell in some cinnamon ice cream.Nice One Munro posted:See-through toaster so you know when it's cooked to perfection. If all electronics were built like old transparent Nintendo 64 controllers the world would be a slightly cooler place.
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Mar 19, 2013 06:35
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Nice One Munro posted:See-through toaster so you know when it's cooked to perfection. There used to be a toaster called a "Toast-O-Lator" with a little window so you could watch the toast on its conveyor belt, but they stopped making them in the '50s. A friend of my Mom had one when I was a kid, and I've wanted one ever since.
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Mar 19, 2013 07:24
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Mulloy posted:If I had the money to burn I would open a place that was a combination singles bar and laundromat. I never really thought of a good name for it, but it seems like it'd be amazing near a college campus or something. Have theme nights around kinds of laundry or some bullshit. I have no idea, I just thought it'd be way more fun to have a beer and chat or watch something while waiting for my clothes to dry than staring blankly at the wall. It also never occurred to me to bring a book to the laundromat but hey, there you go. There used to be one of these in Melbourne (  ) about a decade ago where you could go and have a drink while you did your laundry. I'm sure it's a concept that pops up every few years before fading away again.
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Mar 19, 2013 11:44
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Yeah, in my town ther's also a laundromat/bar thing. They even have brunches on sundays, so you can eat there while your clothes are being washed. We also have a barber shop that's also a bar. Been wanting to check that out for a while now, but I keep going to the barber shop that's a lot closer to my home 
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Mar 19, 2013 15:16
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Powdered water. You just add like a drop of water to it and it turns into a huge glass of water for you to drink.
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Mar 19, 2013 15:25
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Dead Beef posted:Something like Netflix but for porn  This exists
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Mar 19, 2013 15:33
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A friend of mine thought of square bagels years ago and was crushed when he found out they already existed. His name was way better though: Squagels. My idea is a Shazam-style app, but for images. You hold your phone up to a person's face on a commercial/TV show/movie and it tells you who the actor is. Faster than searching IMDB and it ends that agonizing "I KNOW WHO THAY GUY IS WHAT IS HIS NAME" thing while watching TV.
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Mar 23, 2013 05:09
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All on Black posted:My idea is a Shazam-style app, but for images. You hold your phone up to a person's face on a commercial/TV show/movie and it tells you who the actor is. Faster than searching IMDB and it ends that agonizing "I KNOW WHO THAY GUY IS WHAT IS HIS NAME" thing while watching TV.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 23, 2013 06:19
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Auto tinting auto glass. At night it would be clear but when the sun comes out it would be limo tint.All on Black posted:A friend of mine thought of square bagels years ago and was crushed when he found out they already existed. His name was way better though: Squagels. They have something similar to this already. it is like Shazam but for movies and TV shows. You hold your phone up to the screen and it finds out what movie it is for you.
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Mar 23, 2013 06:26
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"Judge Judy: Vampire Hunter"
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Mar 23, 2013 13:47
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Here's my idea: Set up a webcam and some kind of sentry turret in some kind of enclosure with wild and exotic creatures in it. People can view the feed for free, however, when something walks in view of the setup, people can press a big red button on their browser to purchase control of the turret for a short period of time (perhaps also charge by the bullet). Then people pay for the shipping to have their quarry delivered to their door. Perhaps you could just set it up in a convincing-looking empty field, and occasionally move a zebra-stripe painted barrel around in the distance so you can bleed bored executives of their disposable income, and just simply say "Oh so sorry, I guess you missed. Better luck next time." So yeah, RC safari.
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Mar 23, 2013 15:39
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All on Black posted:A friend of mine thought of square bagels years ago and was crushed when he found out they already existed. His name was way better though: Squagels. You're friends with David Cross?
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Mar 23, 2013 18:40
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A farm where all the animals are given real nice homes, then when they die of old age they're processed for their meat. Then people who don't want to hurt animals can eat guilt-free beef! And since nobody's actually *killing* the animals, the farm could provide rare and exotic meats, like gorilla and bald eagle.  Basically, a zoo where you can just eat the animals as they die.
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Mar 23, 2013 19:11
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A camera-drone with a wireless connection to a pair of 3D VR-goggles. The drone will provide stereoscopic 3D vision (and bonus features like infrared mode, for example) from a third person perspective. It will try to hover above and behind you facing forward at all times.
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Mar 23, 2013 21:13
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Grei Skuring posted:A camera-drone with a wireless connection to a pair of 3D VR-goggles. The drone will provide stereoscopic 3D vision (and bonus features like infrared mode, for example) from a third person perspective. It will try to hover above and behind you facing forward at all times. Some guys tried this with a truck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIRUavithF8 Turns out it's more difficult than it seems in video games.
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Mar 23, 2013 21:21
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gnarlyhotep posted:You're friends with David Cross? I wish. I know he has a bit about square bagels but did he actually call them Squagels?
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Mar 23, 2013 23:17
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All on Black posted:I wish. I know he has a bit about square bagels but did he actually call them Squagels? Well, I thought he did come up with that name, but apparently I thought wrong. http://youtu.be/B2QqrvSryQA?t=3m49s
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Mar 23, 2013 23:30
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The superior brand is clearly Rectagles anyway.
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Mar 23, 2013 23:55
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Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN. Cubagles.
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Mar 24, 2013 00:53
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A spa treatment that's like a car wash for people.
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Mar 24, 2013 01:30
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AlbieQuirky posted:A spa treatment that's like a car wash for people. They have this. It's called being contaminated by toxins/radiation and is not fun. I had the radiation kind. They took my shoes!!!
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Mar 24, 2013 02:05
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Odd posted:They have this. It's called being contaminated by toxins/radiation and is not fun. I had the radiation kind. They took my shoes!!! Backstory please.
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Mar 24, 2013 09:11
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b0nes posted:Backstory please. They were exposed to radioactive material and had to go into a hazmat shower, which is basically a car-wash-like from-every-angle deal. The shoes were probably incinerated.
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Mar 24, 2013 14:07
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VanSandman posted:They were exposed to radioactive material and had to go into a hazmat shower, which is basically a car-wash-like from-every-angle deal. Basically that. Used to work at a nuke power plant, there was a failure in a part, got primary coolant all over me. I don't know what actually happened to my shoes.
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I would totally pay for a dog assassination service.
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