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Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Cenodoxus posted:

I thought that looked awfully familiar.

At Miami International Airport, from Catch Me If You Can (2002)


I think that's cool, not terrible. :)

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Cenodoxus
Mar 29, 2012

while [[ true ]] ; do
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done


CharlesM posted:

I think that's cool, not terrible. :)
My thoughts exactly, wrong thread. I'd drive the gently caress out of one of those, with a period-appropriate tuxedo to match. :)

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

9 doors, baby :smug:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012





:stonk:

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007



if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!

Cenodoxus
Mar 29, 2012

while [[ true ]] ; do
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done



:psyboom:

I see a van that almost certainly had a trailer hitch, and a trailer that most certainly would have fit on said hitch, forever joined in the holy bonds of Bubba's inevitably bad welding. :banjo:

What Bubba has joined together, let no man put asunder.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Fords' attempt to create a crossover vehicle to appease Brat and later Baja owners flopped without even an audible death throe.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

This...can't work for long. If enough people get in the van it has to snap the welds...right?

Either way, not safe in any way.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

CommieGIR posted:

Either way, not safe in any way.

Of course not. This picture was taken in Detroit.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Ugh. The geometry on that is hosed and it's probably empty.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Linedance posted:

if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!

I love you for this. :v:

Red Green would certainly be at home in this thread, I think.

Poing
Jul 25, 2001

Gaze into my eyes...

GOD IS BED posted:

Here's another Fort Worth monstrosity:



Wrong thread, that's great!

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001



"Unsafe at any speed. Including fully stopped."

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

West SAAB Story posted:

Of course not. This picture was taken in Detroit.

Certainly explains why there are no people in the picture.

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
I wonder if he still needs to register the trailer.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Neptr posted:

I wonder if he still needs to register the trailer.

If that is Detroit, most cars are barely registered, let alone insured.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Tusen Takk posted:

If that is Detroit, most cars are barely registered, let alone insured.

Or owned by the person driving it.

That van(?) scares the poo poo out of me.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Code Jockey posted:

I love you for this. :v:

Red Green would certainly be at home in this thread, I think.

Hell yes,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXdOwOpypBk.

e: vvv When you feel better, try making a drinking game out of it. :)

madeintaipei fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Mar 20, 2013

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW
For all of you RG fans:

http://www.youtube.com/user/RedGreenTV/videos?flow=grid&view=1

Since I'm incapacitated, I'm going to see how much I can stomach in a day. I finished Season 1 awhile back, but it gets pretty dry after too much of it..

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
I'm really confused by this:

http://topgeartvseries.com/

They have a bunch of videos and claim to be affiliated with top gear and Tanner Foust:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgT59dE2Fg

So shouldn't they have been sued out of existence years ago?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I love the footage from inside pagani that they say is in their workshop hahaha. I hope no poor fucker sends them any money.

Moxie Omen
Mar 15, 2008

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Topgears/485818474808640?sk=info

Their address is apparently Carnegie Hall Tower. That's... interesting.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

jamal posted:

I'm really confused by this:

http://topgeartvseries.com/

They have a bunch of videos and claim to be affiliated with top gear and Tanner Foust:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgT59dE2Fg

So shouldn't they have been sued out of existence years ago?

They're probably located not in the US or some country that is big on IP.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



jamal posted:

I'm really confused by this:

http://topgeartvseries.com/

They have a bunch of videos and claim to be affiliated with top gear and Tanner Foust:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgT59dE2Fg

So shouldn't they have been sued out of existence years ago?

By :airquote:replicas:airquote:, they mean stolen and de-VIN'd :v:. Or worse: replicas :stonk:

I bet that's somewhere in Eastern Europe, especially after that voiceover

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Jalopnik did a piece on them: http://jalopnik.com/meet-the-internet-frauds-who-want-to-sell-you-a-top-gea-456281683

Exothermos
Nov 1, 2011

gently caress... I can't tell. Is this car hilariously self-aware, or un-ironically terrible? Either way, WHY put this much effort into a car like this? So many questions.

Brand new paint


Sick, bro.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Ditch the "ZX2 COOL" banner and the hood scoop and it's...well it's still terrible but the paint doesn't look horrible and it looks like it's been taken care of. Hell lower it an inch and throw on some decent wheels and I'd drive it. :suicide:

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Previa_fun posted:

Ditch the "ZX2 COOL" banner and the hood scoop and it's...well it's still terrible but the paint doesn't look horrible and it looks like it's been taken care of. Hell lower it an inch and throw on some decent wheels and I'd drive it. :suicide:

Swap in the SVT motor and you could probably chase down some M3s.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

kimbo305 posted:

Swap in the SVT motor and you could probably chase down some M3s.

... that are being flat towed to the dealership maybe.

Method Loser
Oct 10, 2001

Octopus Magic posted:

... that are being flat towed to the dealership maybe.

Duh, he meant a SVT Terminator Cobra motor, of course. Or a Lightning. Or a GT500.

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

An E30 M3. In a straight line. Driven by an idiot.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Pretty sure he meant :airquote:M3s:airquote:

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
I'm pretty sure that's a reference to some poster here a while back who was talking about Contour SVT's being as fast/faster than an M3 of the equivalent vintage

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Before I clicked to enlarge the photo, I thought it was something like a large crew cab truck on a semi frame. or something just moderately stupid. Then I clicked and just started laughing.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





It's taken me looking at it three times to finally come to the same conclusion that no, it's not a van body slapped in place of a normal cab on a long-rear end heavy-duty truck frame. That's frightening, to put it mildly.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

West SAAB Story posted:

For all of you RG fans:

http://www.youtube.com/user/RedGreenTV/videos?flow=grid&view=1

Since I'm incapacitated, I'm going to see how much I can stomach in a day. I finished Season 1 awhile back, but it gets pretty dry after too much of it..

You are my favorite poster on this forum.

e: I had no idea there were so many seasons...

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
This is probably more a "terrible driver stuff" thing...

http://www.telegram.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=%2F20130316%2FNEWS%2F303168861%2F1101%2Flocal

"Police stop woman driving with 4 flats"

Turns out she crashed her car while driving drunk and continued driving it with 4 flat tires.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
A few winters ago I was on the inner-city freeway between my place and the main road to BC and saw a CR-V in the left lane cruising along with its right front wheel at a 45 degree camber angle, toeing in and out when it went over bumps. It was blowing snow and super nasty that day so I assumed they had slid into a curb near the onramp and were trying to limp it to a shop.

I immediately did what was right and gunned it past it and tried to get as far away as fast as I could before it collapsed going 70kph, spun across two lanes and killed both of us.

The next day I was on a different 80kph inner-city freeway and saw a CR-V of the same colour and age wedged into the concrete jersey barrier dividing the roadway, missing its right front wheel and most of the right front hub and suspension.

I still wonder if that was the same car and how you would think even limping it that short distance was a good idea at that speed.

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

jamal posted:

I'm really confused by this:

http://topgeartvseries.com/

They have a bunch of videos and claim to be affiliated with top gear and Tanner Foust:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgT59dE2Fg

So shouldn't they have been sued out of existence years ago?

The BBC gives no fucks about piracy of their material, likewise they use any music they please, pretty much are allowed to do whatever they like with regard to IP. It has something to do with how the BBC is set up legally, but all of their revenue comes from "licence fees" which they extort collect from the British public, so they don't concern themselves with things like a bunch of American car nerds downloading their TV show.

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big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

Seat Safety Switch posted:

A few winters ago I was on the inner-city freeway between my place and the main road to BC and saw a CR-V in the left lane cruising along with its right front wheel at a 45 degree camber angle, toeing in and out when it went over bumps. It was blowing snow and super nasty that day so I assumed they had slid into a curb near the onramp and were trying to limp it to a shop.

I immediately did what was right and gunned it past it and tried to get as far away as fast as I could before it collapsed going 70kph, spun across two lanes and killed both of us.

The next day I was on a different 80kph inner-city freeway and saw a CR-V of the same colour and age wedged into the concrete jersey barrier dividing the roadway, missing its right front wheel and most of the right front hub and suspension.

I still wonder if that was the same car and how you would think even limping it that short distance was a good idea at that speed.

I saw something similar back in December. A Ford Ranger in front of me was going, and the truck would suddenly just start SHAKING side to side like it was in an earthquake. I didnt know what to think. This was on a city street, 2 lanes one direction, 2 the other. I pulled into the right lane, but stayed back. The truck was going fine, then all of a sudden his passenger side front wheel started wobbling like the lug nuts weren't even on there - I can't really describe it. It was like a spinning top that is about to fall over. As this happened, the cab again went to shaking like crazy. This went on for about 1/2 a mile before I said "gently caress this" and just sped around him and got on the interstate. The last I saw him was in my rear view mirror merging into 70MPH traffic.

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