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Memento1979 posted:Someone explained this by saying that this sheep's species often grows two sets of horns. It's pretty obvious though, that it is in fact literally The Morningstar, Father of Lies, Satan Himself. Well, maybe not, but this sheep is pretty metal. Needs one horn sticking straight up right in the middle.
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Ariong posted:Needs one horn sticking straight up right in the middle. Edited out the image, missed the leech. Lorgar, Daemon Primarch of sheep! Arc Hammer has a new favorite as of 10:20 on Mar 24, 2013 |
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I don't know what that's supposed to be, but it's broken. Also an image leech.
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Ariong posted:I don't know what that's supposed to be, but it's broken. Also an image leech. It's Lorgar from Warhammer 40K. He's got horns similar to the sheep. My bad about the image leech, I've removed the image. Arc Hammer has a new favorite as of 10:24 on Mar 24, 2013 |
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Mar 24, 2013 10:21
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Add an edible ring and it would be perfect.
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EvangeliKal-El posted:This was taped to my front door when I got home the other day. I edited it appropriately. Look at that menagerie of minorities. 
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I got one in Denmark, too. Kinda sad I just tossed it in the trash without consideration now.
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The first thing I searched for is the ring. It needs it or it's not really goatse.
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Hakkesshu posted:I got one in Denmark, too. Kinda sad I just tossed it in the trash without consideration now. Got one in Finland. Checking my trash pile after reading new posts to this thread, I also noticed that Jesus is rocking a pretty muscular and attractive sixpack-body at the backside of the ad 
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Railing Kill posted:Wait. Whoa. They celebrate only one holiday, and they make it the day he dies and not, say, the day he comes back to life? Chrismas and Easter are pagan to the core.     However these are from a website that mistakenly identifies the 13 Icelandic santas as elves when everyone knows they're ogres. So I don't know if it has much worth as a source. FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 14:57 on Mar 24, 2013 |
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Isn't that the most important thing for Christians? It seems like they're just trying too hard to be the Debbie Downers of Christian sects.
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Bolivar posted:Got one in Finland. Checking my trash pile after reading new posts to this thread, I also noticed that Jesus is rocking a pretty muscular and attractive sixpack-body at the backside of the ad Yeah and he definitely looks like he's getting some serious action, or murdering someone with an axe.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Chrismas and Easter are pagan to the core. These reminds me of this: 
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I am happy to report that I just received the same Jehova's Witnesses flyer. Because I am wholly unoriginal, I scribbled the Kenny Loggins stuff on it and put it on my refrigerator.
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The Six Dollar haircut dog: We have the technology. We can rebuild him. Best BBQ ever: 
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Barbie is in medieval torture stocks 
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BooLoo posted:Barbie is in medieval torture stocks Barbie is sick of boring.
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"I don't much care for this at all"
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RedTeam posted:"I don't much care for this at all" Ewwww he's eating his booger!
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Ewwww he's eating his booger! 
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I feel like the part in his hair should be a t-bone steak, with other cuts of meat radiating outward from there to form his magnificent coiffure.
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13stitches posted:Scandinavia, I guess? Or where else would moose be a regular occurrence in a restaurant? Canada.
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:I feel like the part in his hair should be a t-bone steak, with other cuts of meat radiating outward from there to form his magnificent coiffure. I feel like you should shut up. That was meant to be a Simpsons quote, but I can't find a pic of that scene, nor the one with Armond's frozen peas. So here is this dog:  CATTASTIC has a new favorite as of 10:14 on Mar 25, 2013 |
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Destra posted:I thought it was a local thing here in Australia. Guess not. I edited mine, too. It seems to just demand one deface it. Yes, that was a little too familiar! 
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:Yes, that was a little too familiar! I've just had mine handed to me by a guy at the door. Not sure how he managed to get into the building with electronic locks on the doors, or why he didn't just put them into everyones post box next to the front door. (I live in Lincolnshire, UK. This really is woldwide o.0) So when does this SA ARG start!?
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zVxTeflon posted:Radical homosexuality is when you blow a ninja turtle I think. You know what kind of freaky things those Ninja Turtles are into... 
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NihilVerumNisiMors posted:A Here you go.
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FreudianSlippers posted:
Considering that they're ignoring the fact that there has been a Saint Nick (or at least Nicholas) for several hundred years longer than Satan has been known as Old Nick, I'd say probably not.
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No, a list of all of them.
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Don't forget, "Santa" is "Satan" spelled backwards! (click for a drawing of blood sacrifice)
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With Google Voice, you can create texts in a web app. When you're doing that, in a little space below the text input box is counter than counts the number of characters you have for a text, and will "flip over" when you go over the limit for one SMS and into two. It will show, like, 1.9, then, say, 2.1 if you type a little more. Well, if you type so much that it has to "flip over" to display that you are now at three SMSs, it goes to this: 
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twoday posted:Don't forget, "Santa" is "Satan" spelled backwards! I skated on a Natas deck when I was a kid and my mom never noticed (she's keen on Jesus). 
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Everyone posted:Jehovah's Witness flyers I have opened a photoshop thread if anyone's interested. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3540290
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More funny pictures!
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I also got got with the Jesus flyer in Savannah, GA - I figure it's cos it's easter (holy week?) right? I should know this I just married into a Catholic family...
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