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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Never mind

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.




Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

RagingBoner
Jan 10, 2006

Real Wood Pencil

This is from an episode of Louie.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

RagingBoner posted:

This is from an episode of Louie.

and photoshopped.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

ASK ME HOW TO GET FREE BEER!
(THE ANSWER IS "CHEATING GOONS OUT OF IT")

rodbeard posted:

and photoshopped.

And funny.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism




I'm sorry but all jokes must be factually correct :colbert:

Polyakov
Mar 22, 2012




Passing by a store and found this.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


RagingBoner posted:

This is from an episode of Louie.

Text messaging dog is not real.

Kevar
Jan 1, 2005
gimmar

Polyakov posted:

Passing by a store and found this.

Shouldn't that say ONLY available in white?

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Let's learn some Chinese! :eng101:



...on second thought...

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

colas posted:

I hate to be that guy but I'd like to see things on here that I didn't see on reddit five minutes ago.



Is that a stick yorkie dorkie? 'Cause that's all I see. I also can't find the original of the comic in an image search for "comics about dogs".

Thanks :D
\/\/\/

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boblemoche
Apr 11, 2008
Here is the original :
http://nedroid.com/2008/09/comicsaboutdogs/

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Decrepus posted:

Text messaging dog is not real.

I hate you.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

If this was the macros thread I'd post the "I want to retrieve" meme.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


Ridiculously photogenic Judo champion?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Haruharuharuko posted:

Ridiculously photogenic Judo champion?

Judo ragdoll.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Macasaurus posted:

Let's learn some Chinese! :eng101:



...on second thought...

What website is that?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

The male companion to calm.jpg?

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The male companion to calm.jpg?

He's calm because he's winning while also simulating chilling in a hammock.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Novum posted:

He's calm because he's winning while also simulating chilling in a hammock.

How is he winning, out of curiosity? He appears to be twisted into a pretzel.

The Anime Turnpike
Dec 30, 2010

1stGear posted:

How is he winning, out of curiosity? He appears to be twisted into a pretzel.

He's got the other guy's arm in a lock, he could easily dislocate the shoulder that way.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


So he got the guy in a lock and then flexed his glut which propelled him 2 feet in the air?

DeathBySpoon
Dec 17, 2007

I got myself a paper clip!

Polyakov posted:



Passing by a store and found this.

What store and where? I need to gift this to someone.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study
This along with the caption, "Lo'cute'us of Borg"

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Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Ariong posted:

What website is that?

That is https://memrise.com
and it's one of the chinese learning modules, probably the most popular one? I took that screenshot a while back.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Part of Everything posted:

This along with the caption, "Lo'cute'us of Borg"



Torchlight II lets the player have a pet that fight alongside them, such as a panther, a wolf, and a ferret.



It is great to watch a ferret leap on and murder enemies.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Decrepus posted:

So he got the guy in a lock and then flexed his glut which propelled him 2 feet in the air?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9QXH84l-NU

Pretty cool move.

hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Part of Everything posted:

This along with the caption, "Lo'cute'us of Borg"


THAT EVENING IN THE GRAND HALL, THEY SAMPLED GAFFER #2642'S FOUR-SEASON-DEEPER-N-EVER NUTRIENT PASTE AND WASHED IT DOWN WITH A BARREL OF #@&(*(*^ MOTOR OIL.

'WE ARE REDWALL,' THEY SAID AS ONE. 'PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED.'

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

"Must sport 90's ponytail to sit".

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

MageMage posted:

"Must sport 90's ponytail to sit".

What's "90's" about a ponytail? How would a modern ponytail be different?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Brother Jonathan posted:

Torchlight II lets the player have a pet that fight alongside them, such as a panther, a wolf, and a ferret.



It is great to watch a ferret leap on and murder enemies.

Your four legged sausage is nothing compared to this mofo. :colbert:

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

Brother Jonathan posted:

Torchlight II lets the player have a pet that fight alongside them, such as a panther, a wolf, and a ferret.



It is great to watch a ferret leap on and murder enemies.

Anyone who doesn't take the ferret is objectively a bad person.

fuck logic
Mar 20, 2005

Queen of Inappropriate

Railing Kill posted:

Wait. Whoa. They celebrate only one holiday, and they make it the day he dies and not, say, the day he comes back to life? :psyduck: Isn't that the most important thing for Christians? It seems like they're just trying too hard to be the Debbie Downers of Christian sects.

I know this is from a few pages ago, but I haven't seen anyone reply, so I wanted to answer your question. The resurrection is nowhere near as important to Christians as the death. It's not as simple as celebrating "fuckin hell, magic! this dude came back from the dead!" They're celebrating his death as the ultimate sacrifice that actually allows people to be forgiven for their sins. Until Jesus was killed, the Jews had to sacrifice "perfect" lambs, but even those couldn't make up for all of people's sins and were not 'good enough', if you will, for God. It's accepted that Jesus was perfect and God's own son, so his sacrifice was meant to take the place of the lambs and be for all people, not just the Jews anymore. The resurrection wasn't some magical thing that people worship as much as it was proof that he was the son of God and therefore the perfect, ultimate sacrifice on all humanity's behalf. In a nutshell.


I don't know why, but this cracks me up. It's probably old as dirt, but I've only just seen it, and I really, unironically want to do this in my house, as dorky and unoriginal as it is:

Timg'd because it's huge! Time to start the search for a mini Roman column.


Another ancient one that has cracked me up every single time for many years now:

I'm a dog person through and through, and this applies even to me. Ohhhhhh, kitty! :3:

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

gently caress logic posted:

I know this is from a few pages ago, but I haven't seen anyone reply, so I wanted to answer your question. The resurrection is nowhere near as important to Christians as the death. It's not as simple as celebrating "fuckin hell, magic! this dude came back from the dead!" They're celebrating his death as the ultimate sacrifice that actually allows people to be forgiven for their sins. Until Jesus was killed, the Jews had to sacrifice "perfect" lambs, but even those couldn't make up for all of people's sins and were not 'good enough', if you will, for God. It's accepted that Jesus was perfect and God's own son, so his sacrifice was meant to take the place of the lambs and be for all people, not just the Jews anymore. The resurrection wasn't some magical thing that people worship as much as it was proof that he was the son of God and therefore the perfect, ultimate sacrifice on all humanity's behalf. In a nutshell.


I don't know why, but this cracks me up. It's probably old as dirt, but I've only just seen it, and I really, unironically want to do this in my house, as dorky and unoriginal as it is:

Timg'd because it's huge! Time to start the search for a mini Roman column.


Another ancient one that has cracked me up every single time for many years now:

I'm a dog person through and through, and this applies even to me. Ohhhhhh, kitty! :3:

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schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

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mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
:stare: I'd be loving crying too.

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