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Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

redbackground posted:

That's also not a gun, it's a baguette.



The Boys, Frenchie's origin story. Note the authentic French storefront.

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DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
If there were a store near me with a sign that just said "WINE" I would shop there every day.

VVVVV -- After enough drinkin'? Maybe.

DivineCoffeeBinge fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Apr 4, 2013

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

If there were a store near me with a sign that just said "WINE" I would shop there every day.

But would you hit up the "ESCARGOT" shop afterwards?

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

massive spider posted:

Something about that sets off a "weirdly specific fetish artwork" vibe.

<<< Yes. Yesss.

The Boys #61, The Boys have a Leifeld hit-team sent after them. The individual reactions kills me:




massive spider fucked around with this message at 10:40 on Apr 4, 2013

Exit Strategy
Dec 10, 2010

by sebmojo

This panel remains a pure crystal of everything wrong with character design in comics. Thank you.

tokyosexwale
Jan 27, 2008
^^^ Those are definitely some Captain America boobs on that lady

Someone needs a red JJJ avatar that says PAPA SPANK in huge bold font beneath it.

haitfais
Aug 7, 2005

I am offended by your ham, sir.

tokyosexwale posted:

^^^ Those are definitely some Captain America boobs on that lady

Someone needs a red JJJ avatar that says PAPA SPANK in huge bold font beneath it.

Am I the only one who thinks JJJ's head should be spinning?

Slashrat
Jun 6, 2011

YOSPOS

Chaos Hippy posted:

Am I the only one who thinks JJJ's head should be spinning?

That would be legitimately terrifying

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


I was thinking of shrinking and expanding in a heartbeat-type motion, myself.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
I'm thinking it should bob side to side, all sassy-like.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Swishing side-to-side like a Hotline Miami mask.

Jonah - An Eye for Spider-mans

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Atmus posted:

I'm thinking it should bob side to side, all sassy-like.
Whoever is buying all these heads just needs to start over and give each one a different movement. What's a few :10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



Everybody knows who buys them. Let's just keep posting images.



Thunderbolts #162

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

How does everybody know who buys them? Wrong.

I miss the real Thunderbolts. :(

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Waterhaul posted:

Everybody knows who buys them. Let's just keep posting images.

This is good advice. Have more Deadpool #7.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Why is Deadpool wearing a sweatband?

My god, every page posted just raises more questions

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Sockser posted:

Why is Deadpool wearing a sweatband?

My god, every page posted just raises more questions

It appears to be the '70s. Deadpool doesn't want to be conspicuous.

Vengeance of Pandas
Sep 8, 2008

THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!
It was the 70's or 80's probably. Also, no need to worry about the stinky hippy either, that isn't how Angar the Screamer meets his maker.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Mister Roboto posted:

It appears to be the '70s. Deadpool doesn't want to be conspicuous.

It's 1984. How do i know?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


The way Julie Powers is drawn in that panel is the most 80s thing about the book, it's great.

Lars Blitzer
Aug 17, 2004

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink...


Dick Tracy's number one fan.

^^^Oh gods, a Power Pack cameo? That was the first comic series I collected when I was a kid. Not just picking up an issue or two from the 7-11, but actively getting it every month like clockwork.

...I'm old.


massive spider posted:

<<< Yes. Yesss.

The Boys #61, The Boys have a Leifeld hit-team sent after them. The individual reactions kills me:



I love how Butcher just looks down grinning like "Cunts'll be cunts, I suppose. Might as well oblige 'em."

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

It's 1984. How do i know?


The only thing more 80s would have been an IROC-Z.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

This is good advice. Have more Deadpool #7.



The hippie talking about Party Time Fruit Liquor is probably just a little bit too large to be avatarized. :doom:

VVVV I had not thought about the text below the avatar. :doh:

prefect fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Apr 5, 2013

Vengeance of Pandas
Sep 8, 2008

THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!
I dunno, this doesn't look too bad to me.



Just use the text in the word balloon for the avatar text and you're probably good.

Alysonne
Nov 2, 2009
Yes, it's photoshopped, and no, I don't know the source, but still, this is hilarious:

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Putting "Thor sinking" into Google lead me to the full page that shows the Avengers and some lava men. "Avengers vs Lava Men" lead me to the cover of Avengers #5. Mystery solved!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Speaking of Thor, I saw this on a random tumblr today.

TheAbominableSnow
Nov 20, 2012

a thousand puns and not one of them worth saying

Chaos Hippy posted:

Am I the only one who thinks JJJ's head should be spinning?

I come bearing gifts.





They might be little large--I'm not sure what the limit is. I can edit them down if it's a problem.

TheAbominableSnow fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Apr 5, 2013

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
I have seen the face of true evil.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Oh God get Spinning Jameson Head #1 in front of a counter-clockwise-spinning Hypno-Spiral and you'll have the ultimate in horrifyingly trippy Avatars.

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

TheAbominableSnow posted:





I come bearing gifts.

Awesome! I really like the second one on the second row.

"PAAAARRRRKERRRR"

goldenoreos
Jan 5, 2012

Take care of my animals while I'm gone

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Oh God get Spinning Jameson Head #1 in front of a counter-clockwise-spinning Hypno-Spiral and you'll have the ultimate in horrifyingly trippy Avatars.

MUST GET HAIR CUT.... MUST GET PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



TheAbominableSnow posted:

I come bearing gifts.





They might be little large--I'm not sure what the limit is. I can edit them down if it's a problem.

These are horrifying.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


The last one seems like the earthly form that one of Dr. Strange's more esoteric enemies would take.

"BEHOLD, PUNY MORTALS, FOR I HAVE TAKEN THE FORM OF ULTIMATE TERROR!"

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I got in a good eight second scream
That may not sound like much but try it sometime

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Just tried to put the color-changing one on someone. It's 12 kb too large. I'm so sad. But the rest are totally usable if anyone wants them.

TheAbominableSnow
Nov 20, 2012

a thousand puns and not one of them worth saying

Defiance Industries posted:

Just tried to put the color-changing one on someone. It's 12 kb too large. I'm so sad. But the rest are totally usable if anyone wants them.



Better?

Gotta say, the second rapidly spinning one is my favorite of the batch. If anyone wants a specific edit of the Jonah head, lemme know.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



How has nobody stuck a hardhat on him yet?

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3



Thousands of these spinning every night in Peter Parker's nightmares.

Doc Ock wakes up not remembering exactly why he wants to murder the goddamned mayor.

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haitfais
Aug 7, 2005

I am offended by your ham, sir.

TheAbominableSnow posted:

I come bearing gifts.





They might be little large--I'm not sure what the limit is. I can edit them down if it's a problem.

Truly, you are the best of us.

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