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genderstomper58 posted:if you make it through your time as a nuke without a dui or njp you're probably a square!!!!* I was and am most assuredly a square, though I never noticed a higher proportion of nukes doing stupid poo poo compared to topsiders. Maybe things are different now.
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Madurai posted:I was and am most assuredly a square, though I never noticed a higher proportion of nukes doing stupid poo poo compared to topsiders. Maybe things are different now. i had bros with 2 duis, one guy got a dui @ over a .3, domestic violence convictions swept under the rug, you name it shipmate!!! that was probably one of the only cool perks about being on a sub they really couldn't afford to kick you out for stuff especially if you weren't a retard(drugs were still an auto kick though)
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yeah, the nukes generally partied harder and dirtier than anyone else on the boat. Granted, they were also a lot better at keeping poo poo on the dl so it didn't get around as much, but I know fo sho that there were several people in teh engineroom who were maybe, possibly, hypothetically getting high on the regular.
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 Please ask this guy if he's the down and dirty candidate willing to reach around to come from behind to score in the poll.
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What is a lawn dart buddy? As in:Instructor posted:When you get to the boat I am going to claim you. You will be my lawn dart buddy. Is it a submarine thing or does it carry over to the surface as well?
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I think it means he's going to put his dilz in you.
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1337_ScriptKiddie posted:What is a lawn dart buddy? As in: You have been Spoken for. You are his nub and he is your sea-father. You shall refer to him as such. I have been out for a year and my sea-child from 2009 still occasionally messages me with "Good evening, father" when he sees me log on facebook.
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He's going to use you up and then sell you for a pack of smokes and half a tin of skoal.
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1337_ScriptKiddie posted:What is a lawn dart buddy? As in: if you hear something on a sub, and don't know what it means, it's either something technical about equipment, a buttsex joke, or (most likely) both.
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There are fewer more time honored traditions of the submarine force than butt-sex jokes. Honestly, my first thought when I heard they were putting chicks on subs was "Sad, there go the gay jokes.".
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Women can be just as depraved as men, maybe even worse. Once everyone gets over the fear of sexual harassment charges*, it'll be business as usual again. edit: * or at least figures out who to tell dick jokes in front of without fear of reprimand Mad Dragon fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Mar 14, 2013 |
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I still think the funniest conversation ever was between a gay eoow and a female RO over who sucked dick better. p sure eoow won
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KetTarma posted:I still think the funniest conversation ever was between a gay eoow and a female RO over who sucked dick better. That's awesome. Thanks, I feel better about my fears being poorly founded.
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Six more weeks of Power School left. It gets better right? e:Of course not. 1337_ScriptKiddie fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Mar 17, 2013 |
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1337_ScriptKiddie posted:Six more weeks of Power School left. ya heres a good support site for these issues youre having http://www.itgetsbetter.org/
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1337_ScriptKiddie posted:Six more weeks of Power School left. Power school is the easiest your nuclear career will ever be. You have full privledges to enjoy life, are not in Norfolk or Groton, dont stand 3 section duty, dont stand watch, dont bust your balls in the engineroom, arent on shiftwork, arent on deployment, dont know what a shipyard is, have the lowest amount of working hours of your career, and are still filled with hope that it gets better from this point.
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I loved the poo poo out of power school. I'm so glad that I appreciated how awesome it was when I was in it, but then again, I had utter dread for what was coming at the end of the pipeline, and rightfully so. Easily the best time's I had in the navy, one exception being T-Track (which I understand is kind of lovely now), and the one time I got augmented. And even the augment only lasted for a week and a half instead of two and a half months. The fuckers gave the 'OMG you have to be back here right away its a military need!!!' and I had to rush back from leave the day after going on leave (which was a 14 hour drive by the way), fly out to Guam, and I get there and nothing is any different. They wanted me so they could pull a bunch of nukes off the watch bill because our EDMC was a piece of poo poo who couldn't do his job. Seriously, the Logroom Yeoman didn't stand watch, the EDMC's sidekick didn't stand watch, and there was another permadrill guy who didn't stand watch. I guess the reactor needed another hot happiness injection. Rant over.
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I'd say the best part of the pipeline is at prototype after you qualify, because there's really no reason for anyone to make you do anything at all other than occasionally show up. Plus you're living out in town and getting paid bank. This assumes you're not going SPU. I was living it up for almost two months, I think I stood two watches and had to stick around for field days but that's about it.
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Snowdens Secret posted:I'd say the best part of the pipeline is at prototype after you qualify, because there's really no reason for anyone to make you do anything at all other than occasionally show up. Plus you're living out in town and getting paid bank. This assumes you're not going SPU. I was living it up for almost two months, I think I stood two watches and had to stick around for field days but that's about it. There were huge mechanical issues with the MTS's when I was going through, and I didn't actually get my watches until a couple weeks before graduation. Heck, I finished my comprehensive exam before standing any watches. So when I finally qualified there was hardly any time left  At least I wasn't dinq the whole time.
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KetTarma posted:Power school is the easiest your nuclear career will ever be. You have full privledges to enjoy life, are not in Norfolk or Groton, dont stand 3 section duty, dont stand watch, dont bust your balls in the engineroom, arent on shiftwork, arent on deployment, dont know what a shipyard is, have the lowest amount of working hours of your career, and are still filled with hope that it gets better from this point. Is why people become shitbags?
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Nah, most shitbags come into the Navy as such. Few ever get culled out, sadly.
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One of my classmates got/is getting medically retired because his heart exploded. Whenever I think about him, I always think about how jealous I am of him.
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camino posted:Only in the Navy would having your heart explode be considered the good deal. 
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Hobolicious posted:Nah, most shitbags come into the Navy as such. Few ever get culled out, sadly. The real shitbags are destroyed until they ~go sad~, the real superstars are overworked until they absolutely give up on life and quit (or ~go sad~). About the only people who really thrive are us mediocre types.
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grover posted:I think the Marines would, too. As someone who had all four wisdom teeth pulled in basic, the amount of blood in that comic is eerily accurate. He got more SIQ than I did, though. 
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I only got a day of SIQ for getting my wisdom teeth pulled in basic. Thankfully I still got my other two to cash in later though.
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This day in NNPTC history: Duty Chief just left for county lockup. To pick up the CDO. nuke power
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KetTarma posted:loving story I'm just as anxious to hear it as you are, but thats all I know right now. DCPO happens to be my SLPO. He's in the classroom explaining  NOFORN to one of my classmates when the duty phone rings. "NNPTC Duty Chief...yes sir...oh goody, no I haven't had THAT one yet", runs for the door, stops on his way out to explain that he has to pick up the CDO from jail. Asked to clarify whether from jail or just at jail, he grins and says "he's in handcuffs", then leaves. I'll get the details tomorrow.
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Haha, we had a pretty cool chief that was banging some student(he was marrried etc) Got busted to e-6, and was caught banging her again....he was a pretty chill dude though
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Mad Dragon posted:I hope she was at least an 8. NNPTC 8 yeah 
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So it wasn't county, it was the brig. LTJG blew past the security checkpoint on his way to DTP, guess he thought he didn't have to stop. He was wrong.
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scripterror posted:So it wasn't county, it was the brig. LTJG blew past the security checkpoint on his way to DTP, guess he thought he didn't have to stop. He was wrong. Not near as good a story, but still a great one nevertheless. I always love hearing about gate guards tackling an O-6 or something.
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