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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

"We've tried nothing and we are all out of ideas" - Australian Cricket National Selectors

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put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
To give credit to Hilfenhaus he was our best bowler during the 2009 Ashes, so assuming he is fit he's worth a shot. Bird is the best bet though.

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
I like how they've rewarded shield performance by contracting 0 of the top 10 domestic bowlers this season and 1 of the top 10 batsmen

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Tony A. Butt posted:

I like how they've rewarded shield performance by contracting 0 of the top 10 domestic bowlers this season and 1 of the top 10 batsmen

But did they laminate their written assignments?

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Thats the Ashes in the bag. As if we were ever in doubt. They didn't even find the courage within them to pick Cosgrove.

YardGlass
Jan 21, 2003

Instant asshole: Just add beer
I'm still worried (as an Englishman) how many of the England players will be coming back from injury for the Ashes.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Anyone watching the IPL?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
0.1 Lee to Chand, OUT

Welp.

PTizzle
Oct 1, 2008

RideTheSpiral posted:

Anyone watching the IPL?

I am, thanks to working nights (weird sleep patterns) and this: http://www.youtube.com/indiatimes

Good on them for streaming it live really, good to watch a bit of hit and giggle if I'm bored.

Also Inveraity saying they're 'definitely considering' Voges and Rogers. To acknowledge that openly is a thank gently caress moment.

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
So Alec Stewart picked a dumb World XI thing which is dull and pointless but this was p funny:

quote:

The choice of the third fast bowler to accompany Philander and Steyn caused me the biggest headache of all. I immediately wrote down James Anderson, but a closer study of his figures show that he hasn't actually taken a five-wicket haul in the last 12 months and has a strike rate of 75.

:xd:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Morkel might be a Saffer too far. poo poo, I think Siddle has had better figures in the last year.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

goatface posted:

Morkel might be a Saffer too far. poo poo, I think Siddle has had better figures in the last year.


Yeah and Morkel is pretty much useless. Any bowler would have good figures with Steyn and Philander at the other end. Remember Morkel when he was spearheading the attack with Tahir and Kleinveld: 500 runs in a day.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
RIP DLF Maximums.

Welcome Yes Bank Maximums! :razz:

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

RideTheSpiral posted:

Yeah and Morkel is pretty much useless. Any bowler would have good figures with Steyn and Philander at the other end. Remember Morkel when he was spearheading the attack with Tahir and Kleinveld: 500 runs in a day.

You just have to look at Brett Lee's figures post Mcgrath and Warne retiring. Its like 2 different bowlers.

fuckpot
May 20, 2007

Lurking beneath the water
The future Immortal awaits

Team Anasta
Brett Lee's figures were 59 matches, 231 wickets, @ 31.6 with a strike-rate of 53.1 during Warne and McGrath.

Brett Lee's figures were 17 matches, 79 wickets, @ 28.5 with a strike-rate of 53.8 after Warne and McGrath.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Exactly, completely different bowler.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Look at how fewer wickets he took! What a slump in form.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

RideTheSpiral posted:

Yeah and Morkel is pretty much useless. Any bowler would have good figures with Steyn and Philander at the other end. Remember Morkel when he was spearheading the attack with Tahir and Kleinveld: 500 runs in a day.

Yeah I've never been fully convinced with Morkel. Something of the Harmison's about him.

Rollie Fingers
Jul 28, 2002

Harmison at his best was a better bowler than Morkel will ever be. Morkel's the most overrated bowler in the sport. One of the main reasons South Africa are hopeless in ODIs compared to tests is that neither Steyn or Philander are great limited overs bowlers. South Africa have to rely heavily on other bowlers like Morkel, Kleinveldt, Pietersen, etc. to bag them wickets in ODIs, but they're mediocre.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Looks like Glenn Maxwell is warming the bench. Quality purchase there.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Have to admit watching Tendulkar and Ponting opening the batting is pretty cool.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
28 off 33 balls.

Shameful Ponting. A depressing conservative batsman.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I was just writing a post about Tendulkar taking an IPL franchise down with him, and then Karthik took 24 off a Dan Christian over.

Australia extending his career that much further.

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

ur fukt m8

RideTheSpiral posted:

Looks like Glenn Maxwell is warming the bench. Quality purchase there.

One Million Dollars

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Every time someone posts about the IPL in this thread a prince loses his crown

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
I think we need some wise words from David Hussey

quote:

David Hussey ‏@DavidHussey29 2h

And one last thing, Prime Minister, please lower the Aussie dollar you are killing businesses who employ Australians!

:eng99:

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
The England squad for the Champions Trophy has been announced and - surprise, surprise - Ashley 'loving' Giles has packed it with Warwickshire players.

Even if you ignore Bell & Trott, you still have stellar players like Chris Woakes (last seen serving pies in India), Chris Wright (never seen not serving pies in County cricket) and Varun Chopra (who probably deserves a call-up). Beyond that, though, you have motherfucking Rikki Clarke? :suicide:

gently caress off Giles.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

I don't know who Rikki Clarke is but I think I remember an English poster joking about a worst case scenario where he would be called up.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Scylo posted:

I think we need some wise words from David Hussey


:eng99:

Haha fuckin good troll that.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

thehappyprince posted:

Every time someone posts about the IPL in this thread a prince loses his crown

This thread has more posts about the IPL already than the last one.

Wonder if it is a commentary of the OP. Makes u think.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

kingturnip posted:

motherfucking Rikki Clarke?

gently caress off Giles.

:downsbravo: Ashley Giles, ladies and gentlemen.

:barf:

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
Even the Indian commentator that ITV have rolled out for the IPL admits he hasn't a clue who some of the Sunrisers' (Deccan Chargers) Indian players are. Top quality competition then.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Considering the amount of money that's involved in it the IPL isn't that much different from any domestic twenty20 league in terms of players. A few specialists who turn up everywhere like Pollard and loads of domestic mediocrity.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

thehappyprince posted:

Every time someone posts about the IPL in this thread a prince loses his crown


IPL is pretty good. You should chill out.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

i can't help getting wound up

about cricket

Rollie Fingers
Jul 28, 2002

The only enjoyable T20 tournament is the ICC World T20. Those are genuinely very entertaining. England winning it gave it that extra bit of class and prestige.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

RideTheSpiral posted:

IPL is pretty good. You should chill out.

AHAHAHAHAHA, no it's not. It's about as poo poo as Australia is at cricket

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Can't be bothered posting a source but the no ball laws been changed to include the bowler breaking the stumps with his delivery stride.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Can't be bothered posting a source but the no ball laws been changed to include the bowler breaking the stumps with his delivery stride.

About loving time.

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Indeed.

Finn was getting silly with it and now the batsmen is rewarded for the bowlers error instead of potentially losing runs from a deadball.

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