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I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it?  With your hands?
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T. Finninho posted:The woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on, she's a menace to society. Yeah yeah, she was flouting!
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Apr 3, 2013 14:50
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Stan? Who the hell is Stan?
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Apr 3, 2013 14:55
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More anything? More everything! 
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Apr 3, 2013 14:58
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Gyshall posted:More anything? I'm not hungry, what am I buying all this food for?
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david puddy posted:Stan? Who the hell is Stan?  She's your Lex Luthor!!
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Apr 3, 2013 15:02
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Me so happy, me want to cry.
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Apr 3, 2013 15:40
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Red posted:
If that helps you. On a sidenote, there's no smiley that accurately depicts George's expression here (I know "if that helps you" follows "Twoface, like the Batman villain?", but just go with me here). Smug isn't really right. It's kind of a "pfft" and "I'm so much smarter than you" look. Looking down on the other person like they're an idiot. You know the look I mean. stratdax fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Apr 3, 2013 |
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Apr 3, 2013 16:23
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stratdax posted:If that helps you. It's not often that George has to talk down to Jerry, but when he does, it's gold. GOLD JERRY, GOLD!
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Apr 3, 2013 16:40
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Simple joke from a simple man.
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Apr 3, 2013 19:30
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That's why you gotta get real Cubans!
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Apr 3, 2013 20:06
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I'm not leaving the premises without tote bags. I was promised tote bags, and tote bags I shall have.
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Apr 4, 2013 00:54
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Ehud posted:I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it? Hey! Sugar Ray can eat here on the house! Red fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Apr 4, 2013 |
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Apr 4, 2013 01:27
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Billy Zane posted:Simple joke from a simple man. Maybe I put it out on your face!
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Apr 4, 2013 05:21
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Kakumei posted:That's why you gotta get real Cubans! ... We're talking about people, right?
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Apr 4, 2013 08:12
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neoboman posted:... We're talking about people, right? So. That's your cousin. 
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Apr 4, 2013 15:10
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Is that so? I just turned down a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats to every Knicks game at Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect...for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.
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Alter Ego posted:Is that so? I just turned down a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats to every Knicks game at Madison Square Garden. You're all winners!!!
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Apr 4, 2013 15:35
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haljordan posted:You're all winners!!! haljordan, if I could say a word here about Jewish people? That man in no way represents our ability to take in a nice piece of juicy gossip and keep it to ourselves.
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Apr 4, 2013 15:51
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A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine, happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him George
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Apr 4, 2013 16:04
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T. Finninho posted:A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine, happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him George I can’t believe how easy it is. I’m virtually Orthodox. All I have to do is read a few books, memorize a few prayers, and I’m in the club.
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Red posted:I can’t believe how easy it is. I’m virtually Orthodox. All I have to do is read a few books, memorize a few prayers, and I’m in the club. What is this obsession people have with books?
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Apr 4, 2013 16:30
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Here, have an awesome dress:
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Apr 4, 2013 16:42
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The door? Why would I got out the door? The window's right here.
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Apr 4, 2013 17:05
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You are a fascinating man, tk
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Apr 4, 2013 17:08
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DrBouvenstein posted:Here, have an awesome dress: This is false... reflecting! And I think the department of... you know, whatever, would be very interested to know what's going on here.
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Apr 4, 2013 17:19
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potee posted:This is false... reflecting! And I think the department of... you know, whatever, would be very interested to know what's going on here. You know she's the only person that's ever been accepted into gorilla society? And you know, once those gorillas accept you, you got it made in the shade.
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Apr 4, 2013 17:54
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DrBouvenstein posted:Here, have an awesome dress:  You know, I love the name Isosceles. If I had a kid, I'd name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer!
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Apr 5, 2013 00:11
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This entire week I've been eating birthday cake in the afternoon like Elaine. Oh, it's a cake party. It's the third one today. I didn't realize how hooked I got on that 4:00 sugar rush.
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Apr 5, 2013 00:44
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:
What about Mug? Mug Costanza.
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Apr 5, 2013 02:55
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Do you know what his favorite animal is? It’s the leopard! He likes the spots!
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Apr 5, 2013 03:25
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You want some material? You ought to come down to where I work, that's a sitcom.
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Apr 5, 2013 03:36
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Aaaaaaaaaah! Enough lying! The lying is through! C'mon, Chexoid, the masquerade is over. You're thin. Late thirties. Single...
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Apr 5, 2013 03:59
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Been reading Seinfelt religiously lately. I love the really bizarre ones.
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Apr 5, 2013 05:07
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MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!
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Apr 5, 2013 05:26
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You think that you are the #1 Dad?
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Apr 5, 2013 05:30
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Look just for the record, I think you're all better than me.
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Apr 5, 2013 07:34
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tk posted:The door? Why would I got out the door? The window's right here. I love how you can tell George is thinking SO HARD to come up with any sort of explanation and the millisecond he thinks of one he says it. It's almost stream of consciousness. From my pocket!
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Apr 5, 2013 11:31
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A blurb!? YOU'RE A BLURB!
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I tell you. It'll be years before they find places to hide more cheese on a pizza. Only took them 16 years.
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