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"Gary Oldman is one of those old english people who ate a lot of porridge in the 70's and got Rickets. Maybe it's Tim Roth, I don't know. One of them definitely has Rickets. Look that up see if Gary Oldman has Rickets."
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Ep. 35 has the glorious TCaP version of Seth's amazing Craigslist rant somewhere in the 70s. "I'm 400 loving pounds and balding. This is my combover but these are my crazy nuts and they got clamps on them and I got a buttplug in and there's watermelon all over my body. You're 12, you like it right?"
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There's one in the 60s I really like, where some guy says he's 46 online, 49 when he's confronted by Hanson, and 52 in reality. "When I was 46, I was just a boy. I didn't know any better! But at 52, I'm a man. Sex with kids is WRONG!"
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Power of Pecota posted:There's one in the 60s I really like, where some guy says he's 46 online, 49 when he's confronted by Hanson, and 52 in reality. "When I was 46, I was just a boy. I didn't know any better! But at 52, I'm a man. Sex with kids is WRONG!" It was 35 to 46. I just watched that episode on Youtube weirdly enough. He was the same guy who kept telling the kid to put "da beer in da fridgerator"
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Are there any tcap uyd compilations? I'm not kidding when I say they're literally why I started listening to the show 
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CortezFantastic posted:It was 35 to 46. I just watched that episode on Youtube weirdly enough. He was the same guy who kept telling the kid to put "da beer in da fridgerator" "Oh yah, YOU GIVE GOOD DIRECTIONS!" Usually the UYD recaps are as close to TCAP as I like to get, but I would love to see that clip. I need to know what Fridgerator guy looks like.
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JethroMcB posted:"Oh yah, YOU GIVE GOOD DIRECTIONS!" "Please, if you let me go, you can have the pizza!" "I'm a religious watcher!"
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JethroMcB posted:"Oh yah, YOU GIVE GOOD DIRECTIONS!" http://youtu.be/63Yl0mt4bdU?t=3m43s Also when is UYD gonna be on WTF?
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He's inside for 2 seconds and has a finger right in the kid's face, "YOU GIVE GOOD DIRECTIONS!" Better than I could have imagined, thanks so much! The voiceovers for the chat transcripts are so wack. I know NBC kind of wants to forget TCAP ever happened, but can they get Seth and Jonathan to rerecord them for the archives? "No Ruber."
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Who would you rather be- Ice Cube, Snoop, or Ice T? By the way you only get their acting careers. (from ep. 95) (the correct answer is Ice T, don't even bother trying to argue otherwise)
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CortezFantastic posted:It was 35 to 46. I just watched that episode on Youtube weirdly enough. He was the same guy who kept telling the kid to put "da beer in da fridgerator" I forgot Weck's wiki exists exactly for this - I was thinking of episode 52. I don't remember the beer thing, but guys on TCAP lie about their ages all the time.
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CortezFantastic posted:Also when is UYD gonna be on WTF? Who freaking knows. I remember when Entertainment Weekly did an article on WTF, he was photographed with Aubrey Plaza, who he was interviewing for the show at the time. That episode didn't drop til months later
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Pleurisy, dudes. Not on point. I hope the rez will still honor their marriage tho.
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Take that poo poo to your space library.
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HipGnosis posted:Pleurisy, dudes. Not on point. I hope the rez will still honor their marriage tho. They would totally get married, but Jah never actually got divorced.
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Another Person posted:Why is the video there unlisted? That video is UYD gold, the perfect kind of promo for it. It should be open. Because I'm an idiot. They are back to being public now
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I think you all should take any speculation about marriage as just that unless the two parties have been seen slapping and laughing.
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I like to think that Uhh Yeah Dude is literally killing the boys through Jonathan's continuous smoking during the episodes. He now has 91-year-old lungs and Seth has inflamed esophagus lining. How's your podcast? It's murdering you, one puff at a time.
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a starwar betamax posted:I like to think that Uhh Yeah Dude is literally killing the boys through Jonathan's continuous smoking during the episodes. He now has 91-year-old lungs and Seth has inflamed esophagus lining. How's your podcast? It's murdering you, one puff at a time. Hey, oh yeah dogs, are you cool?
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Seth's speech pattern is really ruining me. I was at a social get together the other next, two beers in, and I kept saying "2013" "What are you going to do about it?" . Terrible! 
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They really should make their own TCAP. It would be so incredible. I can see it now, Jah is the fake kid and Seth wearing a knit cardigan and glasses gets to be Dr. Hansen. Can you even imagine Seth with the opportunity to confront one of those guys? It would be unbelievably funny.
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dvorak posted:They really should make their own TCAP. It would be so incredible. I can see it now, Jah is the fake kid and Seth wearing a knit cardigan and glasses gets to be Dr. Hansen. Please, NBC, do Celebrity TCAP. It needs to be done
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Marvin_Gardens posted:Please, NBC, do Celebrity TCAP. It needs to be done Celebrity TCAP as in Seth and Jonathan, or celebrity TCAP as in featuring Pete Townshend?
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Oh man, Seth has pleurisy. That poo poo sucks. I had that once and I thought my lung straight collapsed, awesome hospital visit.
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grvm posted:Oh man, Seth has pleurisy. That poo poo sucks. I had that once and I thought my lung straight collapsed, awesome hospital visit. Wow, at that point, I wonder how he could even do the show.
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Relistening to old episodes and Jonathan is certain in episode 5 that "those dudes from perverted justice on dateline have probably blown more kids than pedophiles have"
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dvorak posted:Wow, at that point, I wonder how he could even do the show.
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Dies. I mean we've come close once already, right?
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mcvey posted:Dies. I mean we've come close once already, right? What situation was that?
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Braco's silent loving gaze is the funniest poo poo I've heard in a long time. http://www.braco.net/ Edit: Holy poo poo Jah's orgy dream Anonymous Robot fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Apr 4, 2013 |
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dvorak posted:What situation was that? Maybe the time Seth's apartment was chock full of carbon monoxide that he slept in all night
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Anonymous Robot posted:Braco's silent loving gaze is the funniest poo poo I've heard in a long time. Jonathan freaks out about someone having a dream about killing a little girl. Then proceeds to casually describe his slaughter of an entire farmhouse orgy. I lost it
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"Mom, I'm a G. I'm an O.G." What?? "I'm an O.G.G. How are we going to tell Dad? You want to break it to him?"
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/04/segregated-prom-wilcox-county-ga-high-school_n_3013733.html Didn't they talk about a similar situation like 5 years ago?? We did it! It's
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Jeff Wiiver posted:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/04/segregated-prom-wilcox-county-ga-high-school_n_3013733.html gently caress that. I would pay top dollar to go to black prom. White prom usually blows.
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CortezFantastic posted:Maybe the time Seth's apartment was chock full of carbon monoxide that he slept in all night Oh right, how could I forget that. That really was incredibly dangerous.
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Marvin_Gardens posted:"Mom, I'm a G. I'm an O.G." Ok, you can never tell dad.
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At ~17 minutes into this episode, when they're talking about weed killing your dreams does Seth say "That's what they tell me in the biz"? That would kinda confirm him working at a dispensary. Apologies if I'm just totally hearing it wrong/projecting. Very funny episode though, was cracking up hard at them talking about Braco and Jonathan's dreams
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It's pretty well established that Seth works at a dispensary, no secret hints needed.
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