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Blackheart posted:I love that Doze is so incredibly far behind. I also like how Itchy is in a different place every time.
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Color Printer posted:I also like how Itchy is in a different place every time. Also, I'm glad Doze is catching up. I worry about that guy sometimes. Totally random thought after reading about the felt for a while: There were still four elements back in WV's original story. Chalk, Oil, Uranium, and Amber. Corresponds nicely to Dersites Prospitians, and the Felt, now that we know the Felt are indeed Sburb game constructs. Now all we need are yellow people, possibly associated with Calliope's potential screwed up one player session.
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Blackheart posted:Now that we know about the Felt's bodies actually feeling like felt to the touch, it's the perfect opportunity for Andrew to announce... The Felt Plush collection! (you get a random one per order, collect them all!) They'll also be the correct size relative to each other, so your random Felt may be a few inches tall or large enough to terrorize local school kids. Thundarr fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Apr 8, 2013 |
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Ariong posted:I wonder what the deal with 14 guy is. He has coins. They each have two numbers; one for each of the Felt. One side of each coin has a low number, and the other has a high number; 1 and 15, 2 and 14, etc. When a coin is flipped, the flipper switches places with whoever lands face up. If you get your own number, you die. Or did you mean why does he look so pissed?
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$5 says that wherever they're going is the same place John is. Doc would TOTALLY have a doorway leading out of existence.
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Ablative posted:He has coins. They each have two numbers; one for each of the Felt. One side of each coin has a low number, and the other has a high number; 1 and 15, 2 and 14, etc.
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Eiba posted:Now all we need are Hussie?
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Paul.Power posted:If I recall correctly, one coin has 4 and 14 on it. Quarters lets Clover keep that coin, on the basis that Clover's so lucky that he'll never get his own number showing up on the coin.
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Arthour gets to come along too!  On a not Felt-related note, my friend snapped this picture at MondoCon in Hungary a few days ago:  e:smallerer uranium grass fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Apr 8, 2013 |
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quote:You look the clock up and down. Doesn't look the same as you remember. It was a lot fancier when you smashed it with the Crowbar. You mean the crowbar. All purple and gold and... ticking. As if deciding the fate of someone you don't know or care about. Someone who doesn't understand a golden opportunity when she sees it. sdkljfhkldhfsdkhfk Someone whose behavior may have been controversial, and whose sentence apparently had to be arbitrated by a magic timepiece. Just as well you smashed it. That way nobody could outsource their judgment to the verdict of a stupid clock. Yes you definitely thought all that now. I'm suddenly struck by the strange notion that all the Midnight Crew style dialog is just Hussie playing with dolls, and they're actually completely mute.
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These updates have rocketed to the position of my Favorite Thing with astronomical speed and grace.
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SS telling people to get in the oven, holocaust remembrance day too.  Yeah I am probably reaching with this. vvv Fat_Cow fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Apr 8, 2013 |
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^^^^^ Might be overthinking things here champ. I think the biggest twist here is the fact that the replay button works like normal.
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Lizard Wizard posted:Now how the hell is he going to get the oven into that clock? Yeah. Where's Gamzee when you need him? mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS
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Lizard Wizard posted:Now how the hell is he going to get the oven into that clock? He'll probably just store it in the item slot of his inventory and duck through.
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These updates are just reminding me home much I enjoyed Problem Sleuth. Here's hoping Problem Sleuth 2 is Hussie's wind-down project after Homestuck.
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Slow and steady wins the race, Doze! Slow and steady... drat, the narration just made me miss the rest of the crew even more. DD is just the classiest motherfucker, even when he's real tired of Slick's poo poo.
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He would never do that to Ms. Paint. Also, my Kickstarter loot literally JUST arrived! At least, a couple of packages of it did. Might not be all of it. I'mma give it an unboxing and have a look.
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Tunicate posted:Spades is just going to throw the oven into the green sun, isn't he? Why would he do that? Ms. Paint is in there!
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Ablative posted:Why would he do that? Ms. Paint is in there! He's on the rebound from a bad black romance. Anything is possible.
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It seems that these updates have been coming with a lot of speed, 48 updates over the past three days, and 28 in the last two days. What are the chances that a lot of this stuff has been written for a while, perhaps not even in the context of the story as it is now, and Hussie was just waiting for the chance to work it in, and that is why we are getting so much stuff all at once? I almost am wondering if we are going to get something like 100 updates and 3 flashes on the 13th, that the end of the story has been finished for months and we are just having it released to us slowly. I don't know if that is the case, but I think we might be getting a lot of material that might have been written before as a speed job leading up to what is going on on the 13th.
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glowing-fish posted:It seems that these updates have been coming with a lot of speed, 48 updates over the past three days, and 28 in the last two days. What are the chances that a lot of this stuff has been written for a while, perhaps not even in the context of the story as it is now, and Hussie was just waiting for the chance to work it in, and that is why we are getting so much stuff all at once? I highly doubt the comic is ending on the 13th. It would be stupidly rushed and we all know it. There are still a lot of things not resolved in the Alpha session (Jane and Jade mind controlled, Jake and Roxy kidnapped, Dirk being who knows where now, and so on) and we still haven't seen the ending of Caliborn's intermission segments. Anyways this got me thinking about that clock door. Yaldabaoth's door has the same imprint as this clock does, so maybe the clock is a gateway to Caliborn's session?
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I expect this intermission will end on the 13th, at which point John will wake up and get started on saving the day, exploiting an opportunity created by the arrival of the meteor.
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This page features the END OF YEAR 3 text that came between Act 6 Act 2 and Act 6 Act 3, and the other blob of text between Act 6 Act 5 and...a black hole??? (seriously, what) is most likely END OF YEAR 4, meaning this intermission will probably end on 4/13. The comic is definitely not ending on 4/13, that's way too short a time period to wrap things up.
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Color Printer posted:This page features the END OF YEAR 3 text that came between Act 6 Act 2 and Act 6 Act 3, and the other blob of text between Act 6 Act 5 and...a black hole??? (seriously, what) is most likely END OF YEAR 4, meaning this intermission will probably end on 4/13.
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lotus circle posted:Makes sense. In comic everyone should be arriving on 4/13/2012 anyway after a three year gap period, so the comic will be caught up to it's own timeline continuity...for a single day anyway. It's 2013 you fat nasty trash.
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Ammat The Ankh posted:It's 2013 you fat nasty trash.  I'm sorry.
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No, you see, the black hole after the End of the Intermission is going to catch the narrative, and because relativity apparently works oppositely in Homestuck, time will speed up as the comic approaches the event horizon, bringing the whole mess right into 2013.
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Valex posted:I'm disappointed there were no shenanigans with the replay button this time around Perhaps that WAS the shenanigan.
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Lizard Wizard posted:Perhaps that WAS the shenanigan. Spades Slick doesn't have time for those shenanigans. He does have time for other things though...
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H.P. Shivcraft posted:No, you see, the black hole after the End of the Intermission is going to catch the narrative, and because relativity apparently works oppositely in Homestuck, time will speed up as the comic approaches the event horizon, bringing the whole mess right into 2013. Imagine four Table Stickballs on the edge of a cliff... time works same-ways.
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