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BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
I scrolled down just enough for the cursor gif to mess with my peripheral vision, which caused me to do a double take. Well done.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Nevermind Not-Bateman in the other pic, is that Steven Spielberg in the background?

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.


I want to do this so hard but it would get me fired. Maybe a shaving foam version?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Cakefool posted:

I want to do this so hard but it would get me fired. Maybe a shaving foam version?

Shaving foam would be great in a noisy office where they wouldn't hear the can going off. They probably wouldn't even notice the foam until the can was empty.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Nativity In Black posted:

Is there context to this? Or is Bill Gates just really bad at Table Tennis and they gave him a giant paddle?

It was taken at the 2012 Berkshire Hathaway shareholders meeting. Warren Buffet is a lifelong fan of Ping-Pong and a decent player, and he sponsored Ariel Hsing's Olympic bid. At the meeting, he held a special event where any shareholder could try and beat her. She stomped them all. The picture is from when Bill Gates and Warren Buffet took her on two-to-one (video), also using oversize paddles, but she was still too good for them.

Or you could just look at it and think, "Gates can't win a fair game, so he cheats. Typical."


Carthag posted:

Nevermind Not-Bateman in the other pic, is that Steven Spielberg in the background?

It does look like him, but none of the press releases say.

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

Cakefool posted:

I want to do this so hard but it would get me fired. Maybe a shaving foam version?

You'd get fired for making a loud noise, but not for causing a giant mess and/or ruining your victims pants/skirt or shoes?

Tricerapowerbottom
Jun 16, 2008

WILL MY PONY RECOGNIZE MY VOICE IN HELL
Dude works in a sleep clinic, obviously

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009




Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

GODDAMN IT!!!

pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.




mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


That is one creative-loving margarine/butter tin.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

That picture is a still from this video. Queue it up to 3:20.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



Reminds me of this video

whoops I've been foiled :smith:

To make up for it heres a spoiler you cant read:

Polio Vax Scene has a new favorite as of 01:21 on Apr 9, 2013

Ineffiable
Feb 16, 2008

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...


You are all horrible, horrible people.

suddenly cats
Nov 16, 2006

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, alright? You don't know shit about cats.

mind the walrus posted:

That is one creative-loving margarine/butter tin.

It's a photoshop. The original can be found in this stirring conversation about cheap knockoff margarine:

mynameisbatman
Oct 3, 2008

WhoIsBarryBostwick
Sep 17, 2008

You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


Nice.

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Someone has/had that bug one as an avatar that always worked so drat well from the corner of the eye.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I would like to purchase this product, please.



Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Dusseldorf posted:

That picture is a still from this video. Queue it up to 3:20.



No, that's the old interface so it loses its effect somewhat.


Here , I made this:

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
According to The Daily Mail, the old urban legend about the man buying a dog and getting a rodent is true. A man in Argentina bought what he thought was a toy poodle but was actually a ferret on steroids:



Of course, a story in The Daily Mail isn't much different from an urban legend, but a ferret on steroids!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Brother Jonathan posted:

According to The Daily Mail, the old urban legend about the man buying a dog and getting a rodent is true. A man in Argentina bought what he thought was a toy poodle but was actually a ferret on steroids:



Of course, a story in The Daily Mail isn't much different from an urban legend, but a ferret on steroids!

I was shown this and I cant believe raising a ferret and getting steroids is cheaper than running a puppy mill.

Elector_Nerdlingen
Sep 27, 2004



Brother Jonathan posted:

According to The Daily Mail, the old urban legend about the man buying a dog and getting a rodent is true. A man in Argentina bought what he thought was a toy poodle but was actually a ferret on steroids:



Of course, a story in The Daily Mail isn't much different from an urban legend, but a ferret on steroids!

Ferrets aren't rodents.

Rodents aren't this stylish

http://dailyferret.com/ferrets-wearing-clothes/

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

AlphaDog posted:

Ferrets aren't rodents.

Rodents aren't this stylish

http://dailyferret.com/ferrets-wearing-clothes/

-Has a neckbeard and beady eyes.
-Wears a fedora.
-Smug as gently caress.
-Is a furry.
-Probably an atheist.

I'm sorry man but I think your pet is a redditor. :(

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

If what you're talking about starts with "according to the Daily Mail," you might want to post this in the STDH thread. :rimshot:

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!
Salad Prong

You are a dick I thought there was a gnat on my phone

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer

Jerry Cotton posted:



Which one? I'm not seeing it.

poo poo, people, this face blindness is an epidemic around here, apparently.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Noni posted:

-Has a neckbeard and beady eyes.
-Wears a fedora.
-Smug as gently caress.
-Is a furry.
-Probably an atheist.

I'm sorry man but I think your pet is a redditor. :(

Ferrest, like Redditors, also smell really bad.

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
/edit: quote != edit. Sorry.

Edmond Dantes has a new favorite as of 04:22 on Apr 10, 2013

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Brother Jonathan posted:

A man in Argentina bought what he thought was a toy poodle but was actually a ferret on steroids:



Of course, a story in The Daily Mail isn't much different from an urban legend, but a ferret on steroids!

bringmyfishback posted:

If what you're talking about starts with "according to the Daily Mail," you might want to post this in the STDH thread. :rimshot:

Hahaha, I'm from Argentina and I saw that in a few local papers/news sites. Never did know if it was anything more than an urban legend, though.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010
from my kitchen:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Fist Killinghammer posted:

from my kitchen:


I want this really bad.

Miniature Moose
Mar 14, 2009

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

I'm totally going to serve tea this way from now on.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


teagirl.jpg

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Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005


Ha, that's not how you're supposed to do it, ya dumb dog.

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