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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

haha sometimes you just cant get it out from your feet i guess.

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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Never forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pylvClSFO0g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXCtsxzXBKg

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


That's so Paolo.

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"

TyChan posted:



That's so Paolo.

I loved that. I like the obviously angry but trying to disguise it banter retaliation from Pardew.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKS8RgYnhcY

talkSport added subs video

pretty good :v:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

PirateBob posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKS8RgYnhcY

talkSport added subs video

pretty good :v:

Watched a few of these, they're all pretty good.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
Is rvp's secret weapon a black hole where his heart should be

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM


Cardiff City promoted to the England and Wales Premier League, congrats you reddragonbluebirds!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
German ultras show their support in the fight against homophobia.

https://vimeo.com/64185363

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Adulterous Hitler posted:

German ultras show their support in the fight against homophobia.

https://vimeo.com/64185363

Neville and Scholes: Symbols against homophobia.

Video's pretty cool really.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Arshavin seems to be enjoying his retirement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTo-rn0Y5a0

professor muthafukkah
Feb 27, 2006

oh lord...
Didn't see this posted:

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

euroboy posted:

Arshavin seems to be enjoying his retirement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTo-rn0Y5a0
Big Per is gonna fine the poo poo out of him

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

professor muthafukkah posted:

Didn't see this posted:


Pirlo looks like a pretty cool dude tbh even though he's like 60 years old.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Xabi posted:

Pirlo looks like a pretty cool dude tbh even though he's like 60 years old.



Bearded Pirlo is still the best Pirlo.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
A guy made a timelapse out of a football match between Vålerenga and Strømgodset: http://vimeo.com/50433500

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Amazing, they look like toys, or model train figurines

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

That's great.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Love tilt-shift, me.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Final proof that Fowler's a funny guy as well as a successful property tycoon.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


Ahahahhaha glorious

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

azathosk posted:

A guy made a timelapse out of a football match between Vålerenga and Strømgodset: http://vimeo.com/50433500
This is lovely. It's like I'm playing Football Manager 2023

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Hallowed Turban posted:

Final proof that Fowler's a funny guy as well as a successful property tycoon.

Other fine Fowler Twitter moments.






Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Apr 18, 2013

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
De Jong back at City :allears:

skirth
Oct 29, 2010

Haha I was on that flight. Steve mcmanaman was also there :allears:

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
Top 10: (City) Solo goals. Including the best ever Georgian footballer and Michael Brown doing something other than an horrific challenge.

TheGoatFeeder fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Apr 18, 2013

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHnMq8gqEs

Shameful rolling around by the keeper

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Shameful, but still totally a red card though

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
That's completely embarrassing

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Adulterous Hitler posted:

German ultras show their support in the fight against homophobia.

https://vimeo.com/64185363

I approve this message.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
I disapprove of it. If that's a word. In my opinion, sex has no place in football.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Ref should pull out his ipad, and play the clip of the Bayern keeper who stops a penalty with his head without batting an eye. Then give the keeper a yellow card.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

beedeebee posted:

Ref should pull out his ipad, and play the clip of the Bayern keeper who stops a penalty with his head without batting an eye. Then give the keeper a yellow card.

Hmmm, this sounds a bit impractical, where would the ref keep the iPad during the match?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
iPad mini maybe??? Or perhaps he got a terrible Samsung 7" thing that he never uses when he bought his Samsung SmartTV?

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Hmmm, this sounds a bit impractical, where would the ref keep the iPad during the match?

He should wave his arms and maybe roll around a bit on the ground, and then 2 guys on a golf cart would show up and give it to him.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

Yeah the idea of a goalkeeper needing medical attention for being hit with a ball is hilarious but Juninho's a moron, that's always a red

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Awesome goal from the South American U-17 Tournament

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2013/apr/18/argentinian-under-17-overhead-kick-goal-video

Soylent Green
Oct 29, 2004
It's people

Lamont Cranston posted:

Yeah the idea of a goalkeeper needing medical attention for being hit with a ball is hilarious but Juninho's a moron, that's always a red

This happened to me once, although it was hit a little harder, when I wasn't braced for it and I was knocked out cold for a few seconds and then I had to go to hospital with a severe concussion. The difference was I actually got hit in the face, not the hand and dived. If it had clocked him where he claimed it did the pitch would be covered in blood and cerebrospinal fluid.

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
In case any of you were wondering where Liverpool's Jack Robinson was...



I think the frightened woman is his mother.

Also:



For Suqit.

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Apr 18, 2013

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