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I've been thinking for a while that I ought to make a thread for food places in Birmingham, but I don't know if enough people go there or would give a poo poo. I may just be way too care-hard about my stupid little city but I think there's a lot of good stuff to be had here.
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Guacamole de Wiggles WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS poo poo DO WE NEED TO HAVE FISTICUFFS MR WIGGLES? HAVING BEEN BORN IN GODDAMN TEXAS GUACAMOLE DE MINDPHLUX (ONE TRUE GUACAMOLE) posted:
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Allahu Snackbar posted:I've been thinking for a while that I ought to make a thread for food places in Birmingham, but I don't know if enough people go there or would give a poo poo. I may just be way too care-hard about my stupid little city but I think there's a lot of good stuff to be had here. just do it! I did it for Atlanta, and honestly it's kind of snowballed into (I think) the most visited city-thread in GWS. I'm surprised - new people have been poking their heads in almost daily the last couple weeks. you never know who's on SA.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 06:05 |
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My guac has charred tomatillo and serrano, but not a lot since all this poo poo should just be background to your big goopy avocado mass. That being said I have no birthplace terroir to validate it as I'm a whitebread alabama hick.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 06:06 |
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Yeah. It's crazy. There are a shitton of spoon goons in the inland empire I found out. Weird. Edit: I'll add my guac to the fray. Basically like mindphlux but only one tomato, half an onion minced fine, no garlic, fine minced cilantro and Serrano, lime juice. Generous salt, touch of fresh ground cumin, black pepper. Don't over mash the avo. I got the gist of this from a cantina just outside of puerto Vallarta where my family used to vacation every year when I was growing up. They'd make it tableside. So good. GrAviTy84 fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Apr 19, 2013 |
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Allahu Snackbar posted:My guac has charred tomatillo and serrano, but not a lot since all this poo poo should just be background to your big goopy avocado mass. I'm fine with additions to the basic chunky avacado/tomato/onion/lime mix - some people I think like to add a little toasted cumin, and serrano or other peppers sounds fine - as does tomatillo. I'm just insulted by the notion that guacamole wouldn't have tomato or onion. GrAviTy84 posted:Edit: I'll add my guac to the fray. Basically like mindphlux but only one tomato, half an onion minced fine, no garlic, fine minced cilantro and Serrano, lime juice. Generous salt, touch of fresh ground cumin, black pepper. Don't over mash the avo. I got the gist of this from a cantina just outside of puerto Vallarta where my family used to vacation every year when I was growing up. They'd make it tableside. So good. yeah, I'll admit to mine being tomato heavy, but I love tomato. it should probably be made with just one. I also think garlic is optional, but was trying to give wiggles a lil' common ground. mine also largely comes from tableside-watching-making experience. and my mumsie's recipe, who I'm also sure learned from a tableside-watching-making experience at some place in lower texas/upper mexico. mindphlux fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Apr 19, 2013 |
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Can you really say authentic guac comes from someone you call mumsy?
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 06:24 |
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Just the thought of avocado makes me break out in hives
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GrAviTy84 posted:Yeah. It's crazy. There are a shitton of spoon goons in the inland empire I found out. Weird. Did I tell you I'm moving in June so we need to go to Salted Pig one last time for sure.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Can you really say authentic guac comes from someone you call mumsy? can you really say authentic trolling comes from someone you call Bertrand Hustle?
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 06:42 |
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My guacamole comes from my California roots. It is served to and loved by old Mexican guys at soccer games and bbqs. It makes no justifications. Make whatever you want, though, I guess. I mean, I've seen that people in the delta call a tamale for instance, and while it's sad, it's sometimes just not worth the fight.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 06:49 |
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Let us have such a contentious debate about guacamole that further discussion of it is forbidden and bannable.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 07:29 |
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therattle posted:bannable. bananamole
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 07:34 |
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I use banana in mine too! Just like noish-pa used to
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 07:39 |
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pile of brown posted:I use banana in mine too! Just like noish-pa used to bananas EVOO shallots banana peppers curly parsley tamarind pulp pickled persimmons pink himalayan salt chinese peppercorns I got high once and my school janitor rode in on a unicorn and gave me a stone tablet with this written on it.
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Allahu Snackbar posted:bananas That's amazingly similar to my recipe, except I use regular peppers.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 08:33 |
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I'm loving the idea that some goon might decide to better their eating habits and navigate to GWC and click on this thread. Such an education they might receive!
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 13:38 |
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Guacamole: Bean or no beans?
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 14:09 |
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I know that the kind of small businessmen that run restaurants, delis and cafes are known for being assholes about never closing, but... the GF's boss tried to force her to come into work this morning. Since mass transit is closed and the city was on lockdown, he was actually demanding that she take a cab in from the suburbs. And then they canceled taxi service. Weird times, man, weird times. As for guac, I was taught how to make it by authentic* Mexican lady (from Baja), and the ingredients are: quote:avocado, salt, fresh lime juice and chopped cilantro. That's it. I'm OK with some diced onion, I guess, but putting tomatoes in your guac is loving disgusting. Some people in New England mix in sour cream, too, which is also totally wrong. *My authentic is WAAAAAY more authentic then your authentic.
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mindphlux posted:HAVING BEEN BORN IN GODDAMN TEXAS If King of the Hill taught me anything of substance, it's that Texans pronounce it GWAKE-a-mol and know nothing at all about the actual preparation of guacamole in the culture of its origin. Guacamole de bart: 3-4 ripe avocados. Haas are best as a base, add another variety if you can for texture. 10 serrano chiles, roasted until the skin is uniformly black, then left to steam in a paper bag until the skin sloughs off like a burn victim's. Key limes to taste kosher salt to taste Combine all ingredients with a butter knife or the side of a fork. Leave some chunks. Top with finely minced cilantro unless you're serving the genetically inferior. Sometimes simplicity is best. That said, I'd eat Wiggles's or mindphlux's or really anyone's guacamole because avocados are delicious no matter how they're made.
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That is bogus that your gf's boss tried to make her come in...poo poo is real in Boston. My gf puts mayo in her guac and she is so proud of it and it tastes ok but part of me dies every time
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 14:51 |
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Guacamole de Wiggles The cilantro makes it taste like soap though I like to use a little dried parsley.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 15:05 |
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I never liked guacamole that much until I discovered this one. This is now my one true guac 3 Avocados, mashed 2 Tomatoes, finely chopped 4 Mild Chillies, finely chopped 1 Onion, finely chopped Lime Juice Salt Bunch of Coriander pound it up an mortar and pestle, mixin the mashed avo, done.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 15:15 |
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I prefer a simple guac of avocado, lime juice, salt, and finely minced garlic. I add some finely minced onion if I'm making it for a crowd, and tomato by request or if I have really good tomatoes which is rare. I'm going to be the weirdo who says he likes his guacamole very smooth - avocado is delicious but if I'm eating guacamole I want every bite uniformly seasoned without big chunks of it.
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Rick Bayless: Authentic Mexican posted:1 (8 ounce) package Philadelphia© cream cheese, softened I mostly follow Bayless's expert advice except I mix in my secret ingredient. Lipton™ Onion Soup Mix
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Very Strange Things posted:I mostly follow Bayless's expert advice except I mix in my secret ingredient. Lipton™ Onion Soup Mix No no no. That recipe is a joke, right? With that book title? It has to be. It has to be.
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therattle posted:No no no. That recipe is a joke, right? With that book title? It has to be. It has to be. It's not so much a joke as it is straight up libel.
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therattle posted:No no no. That recipe is a joke, right? With that book title? It has to be. It has to be.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 16:46 |
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This is how I make my guac. I don't really care for tomatoes in guac, but that won't stop me from eating it.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 16:49 |
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Woot has what appears to be good deals on kitchenaid mixers today. The 6qt lift bowl model is $360, which is $70 less than what Amazon has it for. http://www.woot.com/plus/kitchenaid-appliances-more
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I've got my fingers crossed for getting one this Christmas from my mom. Canadian Tire puts pretty much all their Kitchen-Aid stuff on sale for 30-70% off in the coming time before Christmas. She's gotten me so many badass Kitchen-Aid things over the past couple years. I've got my eye on the mixer and/or a dutch oven this year! edit: VVVV This is what I hate most about recipe websites. How can people say they're objectively reviewing the actual loving recipe with a straight face? Clavietika fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Apr 19, 2013 |
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Guacamole de Wiggles I tried this and it was awful. I was out of avocado so I used eggplant and I don't like anything green so I used oranges instead of limes and rojo perro-verga instead of regular chiles and powdered hand soap instead of cilantro. Worst guacamole ever, you suck wiggles!
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Trap sprung
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pr0k posted:I tried this and it was awful. I was out of avocado so I used eggplant and I don't like anything green so I used oranges instead of limes and rojo perro-verga instead of regular chiles and powdered hand soap instead of cilantro. Worst guacamole ever, you suck wiggles! You really should have sprang for the liquid hand soap; it makes all the difference.
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It sickens me that there are people out there so lazy that they're not even willing to make their own hand soap.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 18:41 |
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Don't you know how many chemicals go into hand soap? It's so unnatural, I think it's better to just use some oil instead of soap since it's less processed. If you really want that soapy flavor you can add in a little bit of wood ash. Don't worry about how much since it's all natural.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 19:12 |
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Pffft, real Men of Nature use Doctor Bronners for everything. For Everything.
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# ? Apr 19, 2013 19:35 |
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It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping, ready to teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! The 2nd coming of God's Law" Mohammed's Arabs, 1948, found Israel Dead-Sea-Scrolls & Einstein's "Hillel" prove that as certain as no 6-year-old can grow up free without the abc, so certain can no 12-year old survive free without the Moral ABC mason, tent & sandalmaker, Rabbi Hillel taught carpenter Jesus to unite all mankind free in our Eternal Father's great All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none: "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!" Exceptions? None!
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Very Strange Things posted:It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping, ready to teach the whole I completely agree. God, I hope you didn't make that up. I'd fear for your mental health.
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Have I been doing something wrong? Soap is great, but ammonia and bleach in my bread dough makes it so airy. Re: guac-this always comes out with little red and white and green bits in it at the restaurant, as well as a big dollop of something white. Whenever I make it home it's just green. What should I do?
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