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Kempo
Oct 8, 2006

Scott Bakula posted:

Earning loads of money probably helps

And shagging Louise.

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Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

peanut- posted:

No way the whole ball crossed the whole line there, it was still in.

It looks just about over as he releases it but ridiculous technique nonetheless

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

onoflalks posted:

That video's been copyright claimed, is that this goal?


Yeah, it's that one.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Maybe biting someone is a sign of affection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLiK91U-UpM

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL

Der Shovel posted:

Yeah but 88 is considered pretty unfortunate in many parts of ... the rest of the world. If someone doesn't know, H being the 8th letter of the alphabet, it's used by neo-nazis as some kind of retarded code for HH or "heil Hitler".

So yeah, kinda unfortunate especially for a club like Spurs.

Sad because it should mean the amount of keys there are on a piano. Nazis ruin everything.

Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:

onoflalks posted:

That video's been copyright claimed, is that this goal?


It was a cross

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL

Mr Pepper posted:

It was a cross

Just 'cos you can't comprehend that sort of ability doesn't mean it was a cross!

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

I am OK posted:

Just 'cos you can't comprehend that sort of ability doesn't mean it was a cross!

That was a cross.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Who cares? It looks cool.

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL
Looks to me as though he's hitting it with the outside of his boot to get some curl on it. But anyway, it's so typical of the internet to try and suck the joy from everything. Bah. It's Rooney and his overhead shin all over again. I swear some people want this sport to be played by perfect robot teams who dominate when they win.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Speaking of spectacular goals...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFSfH8kUS30

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

I knew I should have watched that instead of that Juve/Milan shitfest.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

I am OK posted:

Looks to me as though he's hitting it with the outside of his boot to get some curl on it. But anyway, it's so typical of the internet to try and suck the joy from everything. Bah. It's Rooney and his overhead shin all over again. I swear some people want this sport to be played by perfect robot teams who dominate when they win.

There are plenty of things to celebrate that showcase amazing skill and vision that have nothing to do with a fluke cross that crossed the line then accidentally went in.

Like this

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

onoflalks posted:

That video's been copyright claimed, is that this goal?


this is absolutely absurd

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
Roberto Carlos and Maicon have goals from similar angles. It must be a Brazilian defender thing.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Machinegunboyo posted:

It looks just about over as he releases it but ridiculous technique nonetheless



When I was a kid I scored from the corner once like this. I was smug about it for ages, until someone pointed out that we were playing on the field and the "corner" was about 5 yards out of line with the goal.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
The more I watch that Benfica goal the better it gets. The interchange of passes at the end is almost as good as the turns at the start. A true Golazo.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Chas McGill posted:

The more I watch that Benfica goal the better it gets. The interchange of passes at the end is almost as good as the turns at the start. A true Golazo.

No kidding, and the dude that gives the assist beats the defenders and makes the first pass with his left foot then crosses equally well with his right.

Phenomenal goal.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Suqit posted:

No kidding, and the dude that gives the assist beats the defenders and makes the first pass with his left foot then crosses equally well with his right.

Phenomenal goal.

Gaitan with the assist and shows why some bigger clubs have their eyes on him

3peat
May 6, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcTRulooyo0

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

Dying watching this. I hope the motorized wheelbarrow becomes the new stretcher.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
I love Opta. Trolling.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCB2ree3yK0

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
Looking forward to a youtube show is a weird feeling.

3peat
May 6, 2010

Homura posted:

Dying watching this. I hope the motorized wheelbarrow becomes the new stretcher.

It's quite fast. Too bad it has no brakes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcv4OVDzjNk

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010



Bale's clone has no need for humility

hopefully he never learns footballer speak :allears:

GSgtReaver
Dec 12, 2012

What'cha thinks in my pipe?
Nevermind then.

GSgtReaver fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Apr 22, 2013

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003


:love: Evra :love:

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



When the gently caress did Rio get so huge?



Also: Giggsy sassing Gary Neville :v:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW2wnQuPIlc

Lot 49
Dec 7, 2007

I'll do anything
For my sweet sixteen

This rules.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Der Shovel posted:

When the gently caress did Rio get so huge?



Looks like he's forgotten to go to a few tests again

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
This is pretty :3:
Red Bull Salzburg player Jonathan Soriana becomes father for the third time on match day. He misses the first half, arrives at the stadium and the coach subs him on in the second half. Score is 2-2 at that moment. He then scores a hattrick. Must be an awesome day.
Video + interview in German. You see him arriving at the 4:07 mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfnuLbmNUSY

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
That's awesome. Feel good post of the year.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Has the @USASoccerGuy twitter account been posted yet?

Here's a couple of choice tweets from the first few. It reads a little like a matchday thread on here, but is still funny.

quote:

GOALSHOT! Swearez just rescues an EPL tie point just before the tie completion whistle completes the tie! #epl #YouNeverWalkAway

12 YARD DEATH STRIKE! Swearez made the hand felony...

Donnell Sturridge makes the Equalization Goalshot AGAINST the first soccer franchise he ever did soccer for! #YouNeverWalkAway #epl


Looks like the Whitespurs took the tie to a hyper overtime phase. A death strike showdown is on the cards guys! #soccer

Whitespurs lose the deathstrike showdown. Adam Bayor kicked the ball real high over the soccergoal. Peter Andre Villas Boas looks real mad.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

I guess Russ found himself a new hobby after he stopped posting...

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Mickolution posted:

Has the @USASoccerGuy twitter account been posted yet?

Here's a couple of choice tweets from the first few. It reads a little like a matchday thread on here, but is still funny.
Not realistic enough, nobody "scored on" anyone else.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

holy poo poo thats good

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Adam Bayor would be a good username

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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
I only had a quick flick through it, but Adam Bayor is my favourite bit so far.

edit: what Finn said.

edit2: BRYAN GOALSHOT! It's that guy Mulner, with a powerful head kick. Valdez fails with the handdenial! Big moment for the EPL Germany franchise!

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