Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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stickyfngrdboy: Oct 21, 2010

just read a handful of tweets and it had me in stitches. Quality find.

# ? Apr 23, 2013 20:58

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euroboy: Mar 24, 2004

I like the Wes Brown Albion Franchise

# ? Apr 23, 2013 20:58

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

I dunno, I think Americans say enough actual dumb poo poo about soccer without having to make up "GOALSHOT". Just talk about offsides and putting it in the upper 90 and then every once in a while throw in a tweet about how great it would be if LeBron James had just played soccer instead

Adam Bayor is pretty great though

# ? Apr 23, 2013 21:06

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

Lamont Cranston posted:

I dunno, I think Americans say enough actual dumb poo poo about soccer without having to make up "GOALSHOT". Just talk about offsides and putting it in the upper 90 and then every once in a while throw in a tweet about how great it would be if LeBron James had just played soccer instead

Adam Bayor is pretty great though

Shut up, guy :mad:

# ? Apr 23, 2013 21:07

Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

Lamont Cranston posted:

I dunno, I think Americans say enough actual dumb poo poo about soccer without having to make up "GOALSHOT". Just talk about offsides and putting it in the upper 90 and then every once in a while throw in a tweet about how great it would be if LeBron James had just played soccer instead

Adam Bayor is pretty great though

The upper 90 is a perfectly acceptable term.

# ? Apr 23, 2013 21:22

Modus Trollens: Sep 12, 2010

Weaponized Cum posted:

The upper 90 is a perfectly acceptable term.

except when its used to describe everything not on the ground and not right down the middle

# ? Apr 23, 2013 21:25

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Weaponized Cum posted:

The upper 90 is a perfectly acceptable term.

Why can't you just call it the top corner and be done with it?

Also mods rename me Adam Bayor etc etc

# ? Apr 23, 2013 21:48

Tigren: Oct 3, 2003

EvilHawk posted:

Why can't you just call it the top corner and be done with it?

Also mods rename me Adam Bayor etc etc

Wanna hear a fun story? I heard a very popular British announcer call it the upper ninety once. I heard another refer to that region as "the angle made by the post and the crossbar." Guess we'll have to shut it all down guys. Sorry, soccerball is dead.

# ? Apr 23, 2013 21:59

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

How about someone posts a picture.

# ? Apr 23, 2013 22:00

ayb: Sep 12, 2003; Kills Drifters for erections

T. Finninho posted:

How about someone posts a picture.

# ? Apr 23, 2013 22:03

Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

T. Finninho posted:

How about someone posts a picture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upR7qq5RLLI

# ? Apr 23, 2013 22:06

PirateBob: Jun 14, 2003

T. Finninho posted:

How about someone posts a picture.

Sure. I quite like these

# ? Apr 23, 2013 22:20

Iridium: Apr 4, 2002; Wretched Harp

# ? Apr 24, 2013 00:31

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

euroboy posted:

I like the Wes Brown Albion Franchise

I saw a badge on holiday that's said "I am a west brown fan" with a pic of old logo next to it. Think I posted it itt.

Not quite the same but still good for a 'lol'.

# ? Apr 24, 2013 00:36

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Jamie Carragher wrote an article for the Mail about perspective on the Suarez incident. You can read it yourself here, but I bring it up because Suarez is apparently trying to become ET. Or a penis.

# ? Apr 24, 2013 01:10

Modus Trollens: Sep 12, 2010

its like they combined a hoodie and a scarf

# ? Apr 24, 2013 01:11

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

Fuckin mole rat rear end nigga

# ? Apr 24, 2013 01:12

texasmed: May 27, 2004

# ? Apr 24, 2013 01:51

Polidoro: Jan 5, 2011; Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Iridium posted:

Sometimes uruguayans are on the receiving end of kicks too.

# ? Apr 24, 2013 04:54

Rossy: Oct 25, 2004

Weaponized Cum posted:

The upper 90 is a perfectly acceptable term.

No it's not

# ? Apr 24, 2013 07:53

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

EvilHawk posted:

Jamie Carragher wrote an article for the Mail about perspective on the Suarez incident. You can read it yourself here, but I bring it up because Suarez is apparently trying to become ET. Or a penis.

Must be the first cause he already is a cock.

# ? Apr 24, 2013 08:10

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

Suarez Pizza

from: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/football/article3747239.ece (paywall)

quote:

A food artist has come up with something football fans might want to sink their teeth into � a pizza with the face of Liverpool�s controversial striker Luis Su�rez on it.
The Uruguayan has been charged with violent conduct by the Football Association for biting Chelsea�s Branislav Ivanovic during the 2-2 draw at Anfield on Sunday.
The pizza, created by Prudence Staite, who runs Food is Art in Pamington, Gloucestershire, is loaded with scotch bonnet chillies, black olives, peppers, red onion and spicy salami.

# ? Apr 24, 2013 19:13

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

EvilHawk posted:

Jamie Carragher wrote an article for the Mail about perspective on the Suarez incident. You can read it yourself here, but I bring it up because Suarez is apparently trying to become ET. Or a penis.

It's an uncircumcised sweater (sweatshirt? Whatever.)

# ? Apr 24, 2013 20:15

Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Looks like a sports-casual Hijab to me.

# ? Apr 24, 2013 21:13

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

texasmed posted:

EvilHawk posted:

Suarez is a bit nippy.

# ? Apr 24, 2013 22:28

Mr Right: Dec 17, 2006; First name... 'Always'

And Phil Jones at it again

# ? Apr 25, 2013 01:30

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

I don't know what this is about and I don't want to. Disgusting.

# ? Apr 25, 2013 01:35

Blimpkin: Dec 28, 2003

Mr Right posted:

And Phil Jones at it again

Can Phil Jones ever not look like he is being mortally wounded?

# ? Apr 25, 2013 02:44

vickser: Dec 27, 2012

# ? Apr 25, 2013 02:52

Grainbarn: Jul 2, 2007; What the fuck did I do?

vickser posted:

hahahaha this is so fantastic.

# ? Apr 25, 2013 03:05

Rossy: Oct 25, 2004

Mr Right posted:

Haha i love these

# ? Apr 25, 2013 07:14

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

vickser posted:

# ? Apr 25, 2013 10:10

lets go swimming: Sep 6, 2012; EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

The last world cup was all about the vuvuzelas, the next world cup is all about the caxirolas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ceRx64gsvQ

Every game's going to sound like a supermarket stockroom or some trolleys falling down stairs

# ? Apr 25, 2013 11:26

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

quote:

England international (we must never forget what happened that day) Jay Bothroyd showed off his delightful new tattoo yesterday which sees the word �love� spelled out in guns, grenades and flick knives down his entire left flank.

There�s a joke about his Arsenal in there somewhere�

Bothroyd posted the image (which has since been deleted) on his Instagram account along with the message, �you have to fight for love�. More than anything it�s artistic.�

Unsurprisingly, those with a vested interest in opposing gun, knife and gang violence have not been particularly impressed with the QPR striker�s �artistic� posturing, though we suppose the man has the right to slather his body in whichever profoundly idiotic imagery he so chooses.

(Image: @jaybothroyd)

Link

# ? Apr 25, 2013 11:27

MikeTheCoolOne: Jul 18, 2006; Drinking heavily the night before.

Looks like LOL to me

Bet it looks smashing with his cut-off Ugg boots. What a prat.

# ? Apr 25, 2013 16:51

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

vickser posted:

A long way from Robben choking him out last season. Huge fan of both players

# ? Apr 25, 2013 17:30

Machinegunboyo: Apr 26, 2010; life is good

vickser posted:

I only just got what Muller is referencing here, cheekay fucka :anime:

# ? Apr 25, 2013 17:35

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

Mickolution posted:

Words cannot describe how incredibly bad this is.

I mean, this is right up there with the very worst footballer tattoos.

# ? Apr 25, 2013 19:23

stickyfngrdboy: Oct 21, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaHeKkjiuU0

Over-reaction, maybe.

# ? Apr 25, 2013 19:39

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Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Mickolution posted:

Link

The legal age for getting a tattoo should be raised to 50 for professional sportspeople.

# ? Apr 25, 2013 19:40

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