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Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho

NevergirlsOFFICIAL posted:

Fatsperts Exchange

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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Guido van Possum posted:

the fork doesnt tell me how many sodas to drink

i guess ill just drink them all

I mean it sort of does, you should drink as many sodas as you can using that fork to drink them

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

polpotpi posted:

fatties also pour salad dressing and pure fats all over their salad

welp thats coz it tastes good


you can do fat people things and not be fat whjich is cool if a) you got the genes or b) you deprive yourself the other 90% of your life

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
soda is the best

if water doesnt have bubbles its just pverty poo poo they drink in africa

carbonation supremacy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1869987317/wish-i-was-here-1

jesus loving christ

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream


:catstare:

Well if it makes anyone feel better Mark Jacob's history of abject failure has finally caught up with him and his lovely DOAC retread kickstarter is likely going to fail

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

echinopsis posted:

welp thats coz it tastes good


you can do fat people things and not be fat whjich is cool if a) you got the genes or b) you deprive yourself the other 90% of your life

this kills the echopenis

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

fat "people"

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Guido van Possum posted:

the fork doesnt tell me how many sodas to drink

geez, how will you sell them your new FloWheelStraw with that attitude...

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

Sweevo posted:

fat "people"

Kiwi Ghost Chips
Feb 19, 2011

Start using the best desktop environment now!
Choose KDE!

echinopsis posted:

soda is the best

if water doesnt have bubbles its just pverty poo poo they drink in africa

carbonation supremacy

well everything you post gets gassed so

teh z0rg
Nov 17, 2012

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
skinny with heart disease? u might just be me

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sweevo posted:

fat "people"

tbf fat people have money to "give"

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

quote:

At the $140 pledge level you will receive one completed Zombie Emergency Kit. The kit features cast resin interior components and a 13.75x12.5x3.75” red tin enclosure with plastic window, along with “In Case Of Zombies Break Glass” printed on the inside.

one hundred and forty united states dollars. :shepicide:

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

a grenade? Really? Yeah that's totally going to do anything against zombies god what a loving idiot

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
all you need in a zombie apocalypse is a crowbar

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

Yodzilla posted:

that's only because Proteus4994 is blocking out the sun

"our bulkiness will blot out the sun"
"then we will type in the shade"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
heres my zombie survival kit nothing cuz zombies are laughably dumb nerd bullshit

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
its much more realistic to plan for some sort of disruption to the global supply chain and again the only thing you'd really need is a crowbar.

and a lot of toilet paper if you don't think you can do without it

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd just give in and be a zombie. Being dead sounds wonderful.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol if you wouldnt just lock youreself in a cloest and mast until you were died of dehydration

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

do you think zombies would like porn
maybe you could become the worlds richest (and last)
noninfected by making porn for zombes

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Stereotype posted:

its much more realistic to plan for some sort of disruption to the global supply chain and again the only thing you'd really need is a crowbar.

and a lot of toilet paper if you don't think you can do without it

bolt cutters

literally the only thing you really need. the rest you can get by using the bolt cutters

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
no you definitely need 6 bullets that are somehow stuck together in a lump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the only thing you need is a bottle of sleeping pills cuz theres no way youd survive any kind of apocalypse as anything but some bandit's food gently caress pig you chubby nerd

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Proteus4994 posted:

bolt cutters

literally the only thing you really need. the rest you can get by using the bolt cutters

the only thing you need is a moon base

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Install Gentoo posted:

the only thing you need is a moon base

that's why i'm currently buddying up to newt gingrich

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Proteus4994 posted:

guns

literally the only thing you really need. the rest you can get by using the guns

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

just use duct tape, it works for everything

like you can make a duct tape burger and eat it if your starving w/e

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Al! posted:

the only thing you need is a bottle of sleeping pills cuz theres no way youd survive any kind of apocalypse as anything but some bandit's food gently caress pig you chubby nerd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgSC8Qle6nA

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Al! posted:

the only thing you need is a bottle of sleeping pills cuz theres no way youd survive any kind of apocalypse as anything but some bandit's food gently caress pig you chubby nerd

i've trained my whole life to become someone's post-apocalyptic bitch

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
agreed, food gently caress pig

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

WILL SUCK DILZ FOR EXPIRED RAMEN

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Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

TOOT BOOT posted:

WILL SUCK DILZ FOR EXPIRED RAMEN

lol startup life am i rite

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