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GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Here's a quandary- I picked up Tiger Woods 14, and there's a set of pants in there I really, really like.

I actually want them in real life, and can't find them anywhere.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:stare:













































:ughh:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

you do not refer to pants as a set, you refer to pants as a pair

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
Flirting with the idea of a Monaco 4-pack. Initial reviews are very favorable. It's an independently-produced heist game. I think I was most intrigued not by tales of precise lockpicking, hacking, etc. but by the PA guys' story about smashing a hole in a wall and stealing a Lamborghini to get away from a horde of cops.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/113020/

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Fallom posted:

you do not refer to pants as a set, you refer to pants as a pair

These pants are so cool they break all the rules

Seriously, white with huge grey stripe down the side and cargo pocket on the outside just above the knee. Somebody make them. I'm sick of jeans.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
also Augusta National hilariously intefered with the game- when you play Augusta you have to wear this really basic uniform because apparently they were aghast at the idea of a golfer with a mohawk or something playing their sacred ground

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

GD_American posted:

also Augusta National hilariously intefered with the game- when you play Augusta you have to wear this really basic uniform because apparently they were aghast at the idea of a golfer with a mohawk or something playing their sacred ground

Googled for the rules the course has. Place sounds ridiculous, not somewhere I'd want to visit.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Googled for the rules the course has. Place sounds ridiculous, not somewhere I'd want to visit.

If we ever have a socialist revolution in America, it's pretty much where the biggest atrocities will be committed by the revolutionaries.


They will most likely be hysterical when set to the tune of yakety sax

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I've been playing MLB The Show on Vita, and holy crap the hours fly by playing it. It's probably the most fun I've had playing a baseball game since MLB 2k5.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I haven't enjoyed a baseball game since Baseball Stars on NES.

bengy81
May 8, 2010
I love The Show, such a great game. Haven't played one in a few years, are online games still laggy piles of poo poo?

MLB Power Pros will always be my favorite sports game though. I'm scared to think of the hours wasted playing that game, still bummed konami quit localizing it.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Googled for the rules the course has. Place sounds ridiculous, not somewhere I'd want to visit.

I lived in Augusta for 3 years. My only regret leaving there was I didn't get to cropdust the place.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Puff and I want to play Civ5 G&K multiplayer soon. Probably tomorrow. Does anyone else want to get in on it?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

old dog child posted:

Puff and I want to play Civ5 G&K multiplayer soon. Probably tomorrow. Does anyone else want to get in on it?

gently caress i would be loving down as hell but im in the office this week. If you do it next week or beyond im down. (I call Washington)

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Same but my computer is not with me. I won't do any gaming till like June.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Next couple days might be choppy for me, moving to a nice apartment possibly.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I have drill next Thurs until Sunday sooo what about the next weekend? This is definitely a game we gotta schedule our lives around

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I'm also down for Civ IV: bts if people want that insteas.

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Hmm.. I have civ IV, and vanilla civ V, so I would be down for whatevers.

Anybody have ticket to ride?

Anyhow, add me on steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shlongjohnson

edit: also it seems I have a DOTA invite if anybody wants one.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I only have vanilla civ4 :3: bengy, get the civ5 expansion. It makes the game go from a C to an A+. Totally worth it. The DLC isn't worth paying extra for since it always goes on sale for super cheap all the time. I already clocked like 40 hours. Help.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

The only real Civ V dlc I liked is Polynesia- they are nasty with their Navy. Like crazy insane.

Captain Amerikkka
Mar 14, 2013
I'd be down for a game of Civ 4: BTS, and I call Isabella because I seriously loving hate it when the loving computer gets that oval office.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
Multiplayer Civ seems like it would lend itself really, really well to a mobile platform. If you could just work out how to manage that much information output in a useful way visually and not have completely hosed controls, it'd be addictive as hell.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
I finally beat Mass Effect. How have I never played this series until now?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

I finally beat Mass Effect. How have I never played this series until now?

The second is probably the best in the series, and the third is pretty okay until the absolute end. Make sure you have all the DLC/extras for ME2/3 though.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Vasudus posted:

The second is probably the best in the series, and the third is pretty okay until the absolute end. Make sure you have all the DLC/extras for ME2/3 though.

I bought the "Trilogy Pack" so I think it includes the DLC. I just got through the ME2 intro. :stare:

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

I bought the "Trilogy Pack" so I think it includes the DLC. I just got through the ME2 intro. :stare:

The second is really the strong point in the series, they took everything that didn't work from ME1 (like the terrible loving inventory system, the goddamn mako and too many skills) and fixed them. The story is grimdark as poo poo compared to the first one and there's lots and lots to do. I didn't even mind the final boss to ME2.

In ME3 though, the game totally suffers from AAA syndrome. Everything has to be bigger and better. More fan service, more explosions, more everything. It's okay, but the ending to the series is terrible.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

You've got a looooooong way to go.

Vasudus posted:

In ME3 though, the game totally suffers from AAA syndrome. Everything has to be bigger and better. More fan service, more explosions, more everything. It's okay, but the ending to the series is terrible.

Pick a color! :deadhorse:

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
ME2 definitely feels a lot better so far, but I gotta reload now? Lame.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

ME2 definitely feels a lot better so far, but I gotta reload now? Lame.

The universe switched to thermal clips. DON'T ASK WHY IT JUST DID!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I had fun with ME1 (except for its stupid loving inventory) and had a blast with 2. I couldn't even finish 3, I was too mad about it.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I thought the ending to ME3 was completely retarded (what a controversial opinion, I know) but I still enjoyed the game besides that. Also the multiplayer completely shocked me, it's really, really good! The only thing besides the dumb choose a color ending I didn't like were the loving Banshees. gently caress those stupid things, one of the most frustrating enemies I can remember.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:

I thought the ending to ME3 was completely retarded (what a controversial opinion, I know) but I still enjoyed the game besides that. Also the multiplayer completely shocked me, it's really, really good! The only thing besides the dumb choose a color ending I didn't like were the loving Banshees. gently caress those stupid things, one of the most frustrating enemies I can remember.

So far I really like the series. I love when a universe is more fully fleshed-out and the amount of side stories and background information is total crack for me. Being said, I'm not going to be digging the whole "hey, this game is on two discs so... yeah... you're gonna have to get your rear end up and change this poo poo out" in ME2 and 3.

(I'd buy a PS3 so I wouldn't have to, but the hate the PS controller :spergin: )


Edit: yes, I know that PC is the ultimate platform, but my gaming rig is like 5 years old and in storage

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

So far I really like the series. I love when a universe is more fully fleshed-out and the amount of side stories and background information is total crack for me. Being said, I'm not going to be digging the whole "hey, this game is on two discs so... yeah... you're gonna have to get your rear end up and change this poo poo out" in ME2 and 3.

(I'd buy a PS3 so I wouldn't have to, but the hate the PS controller :spergin: )


Edit: yes, I know that PC is the ultimate platform, but my gaming rig is like 5 years old and in storage

Ha, I forgot Xbox had disc swapping. Dude have fun in 2 putzing around. Try and scan every single planet, a ton of them have side quests that are really fun, and it's in your interest to snatch up resources.

What I love in Mass Effect is how they at least try and make sense of the SciFi and they looooove giving you a ton to read about. I can read about how battleships fire shells at .1c all day. :allears:

ALSO PUNCHING WOMEN RARRRRGHHHH!

WP CURES PALESTINE
Jun 17, 2011
[ASK] ME about :

LYING ABOUT BEING A US MARINE

HATING ON TRANSPEOPLE BUT SECRETLY DATING ONE

CLAIMING TO HAVE PTSD ON MY OKCUPID PROFILE

HAVING A TRIFORCE TATTOO ON MY NECK

HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:

Ha, I forgot Xbox had disc swapping. Dude have fun in 2 putzing around. Try and scan every single planet, a ton of them have side quests that are really fun, and it's in your interest to snatch up resources.

What I love in Mass Effect is how they at least try and make sense of the SciFi and they looooove giving you a ton to read about. I can read about how battleships fire shells at .1c all day. :allears:

ALSO PUNCHING WOMEN RARRRRGHHHH!

Wasn't there a thread in games about how punching that reporter was worse than hitler but sexually assaulting some alien tranny was cool as poo poo,

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

WP CURES PALESTINE posted:

Wasn't there a thread in games about how punching that reporter was worse than hitler but sexually assaulting some alien tranny was cool as poo poo,

That sounds exactly like Games.

So that Fallout 4 thing I posted a few weeks back? Yeaaaaa....not happening. It was some survival horror game that Bethesda announced.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Picked up the Tomb Raider reboot on PSN. Gameplay wise it's not bad, like Assassin's Creed in a different setting. Downside is the frequent (but forgiving) QTEs and liquid splatter on the screen. As a guy who wears glasses most of the time, that poo poo is annoying enough in real life. Why pretend the TV is a camera and have it in games?

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

WP CURES PALESTINE posted:

Wasn't there a thread in games about how punching that reporter was worse than hitler but sexually assaulting some alien tranny was cool as poo poo,

I'm sure there was, because that's important.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I've been playing GTA: Vice City Stories on the PSP Vita for a bit and gently caress GTA GAMES GOD loving DAMMIT THESE loving MISSIONS ARE SUCH BULLSHIT

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I've been playing GTA: Vice City Stories on the PSP Vita for a bit and gently caress GTA GAMES GOD loving DAMMIT THESE loving MISSIONS ARE SUCH BULLSHIT

Yo Vas, any chance of giving this guy a Skilcraft AV? Whoever bought it got his :10bux: worth out of it by now, and scrolling past three post lengths of text is pretty annoying.

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