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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Mans posted:



I don't even know what this image means. Split your brain open with an axe so that your heart can pump blood into the air?

The heart is commonly associated with emotions and desires. Although it is not scientifically accurate as all thought and emotion actually comes from the brain and the heart is just a muscle for pumping blood, it is a common way of conceptualising the apparent dichotomy between rational thought and irrational feeling. The image is encouraging people to "follow their hearts" (which means to do as you feel you should or would like to) and not to over-think and come up with reasons or excuses for not doing it. It does this by use of a metaphor, presented visually as a path from the heart to a balloon (representing an aspiration) cutting through the brain.

It is in no way intended to encourage the actual splitting of brains, nor to suggest that balloons are powered by human blood. It's just supposed to be encouraging.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Edit: You know what, nm.

deepshock
Sep 26, 2008

Poor zombies never stood a chance.

Tiggum posted:

The heart is commonly associated with emotions and desires. Although it is not scientifically accurate as all thought and emotion actually comes from the brain and the heart is just a muscle for pumping blood, it is a common way of conceptualising the apparent dichotomy between rational thought and irrational feeling. The image is encouraging people to "follow their hearts" (which means to do as you feel you should or would like to) and not to over-think and come up with reasons or excuses for not doing it. It does this by use of a metaphor, presented visually as a path from the heart to a balloon (representing an aspiration) cutting through the brain.

It is in no way intended to encourage the actual splitting of brains, nor to suggest that balloons are powered by human blood. It's just supposed to be encouraging.

I can't find the source of it (perhaps the poster realized how silly it was and pulled it?) but someone on my friendlist took a far more literal approach to the whole heart/brain thing while simultaneously being a lot harder to believe about it:

A crazy facebook statement posted:

"After conception the heart is the first brain that develops, and after some time the other brain begins to form. As we grow this other brain continues to mature. The heart brain though is smarter as it has the ability to collapse time, even inter-generational time. The heart is smart. It knows what your ancestors knew."

What leads to that?
So the general idea is that the heart is an even better brain -than the brain-. My head hurts.

deepshock has a new favorite as of 19:40 on May 6, 2013

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

deepshock posted:

What leads to that?

The four sided brain, obviously. You must have been educated stupid.

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

Mans posted:



I don't even know what this image means. Split your brain open with an axe so that your heart can pump blood into the air?

Maybe this is a question for a doctor, but where does the gut fit into this model?

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Ktb posted:

"KFC can't call it chicken" story

I'm idly watching a match so I downloaded their online menu.

http://www.kfc.com/nutrition/pdf/kfc_nutrition.pdf

To save you the trouble, it mentions Chicken 24 times, including the very first word.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'

Dabbo posted:

Does anyone have an immediate link to the snopes article calling out all these "warnings" as bullshit?

e: nvm, found it

poo poo man, rapists need to up their game, that's been around since WWII.

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE
Local news station facebook pages are usually a goldmine of idiot rantings.



This guy posted similar images roughly three times a day on EVERY news stations' page in the weeks coming up to the election. He also posted tons of photoshops of infants wearing beanies and getting stoned.



This guy has been at it more and more posting pictures of "orbs."

There's also never a shortage of people wanting to bring chemtrails to the media's attention.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

I never understood why we gave mold colonies the right to have civil unions. Now they're all uppity and propagating like crazy and all my bread is completely ruined from their sinful ways. :argh:

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet


Sorry if that's considered an image macro, I didn't make it. :ohdear:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

That's way too obvious. Seriously, the art of trolling is dying.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


Dudley posted:

I'm idly watching a match so I downloaded their online menu.

http://www.kfc.com/nutrition/pdf/kfc_nutrition.pdf

To save you the trouble, it mentions Chicken 24 times, including the very first word.

KFC did in fact change their name temporarily but it was because the state of Kentucky trademarked the word "Kentucky" but eventually they came to an agreement. I worked at KFC at the time and I got asked about that at least once a week by friends and family.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

"Uh, hey, your gay vampire books are pretty good. How's things?"

PutinOnTheRitz
Oct 25, 2010

deepshock posted:

A crazy facebook statement posted:

"After conception the heart is the first brain that develops, and after some time the other brain begins to form. As we grow this other brain continues to mature. The heart brain though is smarter as it has the ability to collapse time, even inter-generational time. The heart is smart. It knows what your ancestors knew."

Fun fact: the first structure to develop after conception is in fact, your rear end in a top hat. (Then the rest of the digestive system).

Stop thinking with your head and following your hearts. It is time to listen and think with your butts.

Pineapple Salad
Apr 4, 2012

What a neverending story, Mark!


Here's the article she linked to.

I would understand my friend posting this if the article actually mentioned anything about her body or made any kind of negative remark, but it literally said nothing of importance other than Alanis Morissette went to the beach with her family, wore a mix and match bikini, and looks nice without makeup. I'd totally get it if the article said anything objectifying or malicious, but it was just a bland, standard celebrity watch blurb. There are so many other blatant examples of sexist media to be angry about, why go out of one's way to get upset about something so innocuous?

Edit: Didn't see the video on that same page. I'm the idiot.

Pineapple Salad has a new favorite as of 11:04 on May 7, 2013

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

kinmik posted:


I'm not immediately grossed out by fetuses or cadavers, but for the love of god, why would you do this? Every time you post something, your friends and family are going to see a dead fetal rat next to your name.

Is that even what it is? It kind of looks like an animal's kidney.

Actually I was just relieved it wasn't a miscarriage. "Oh, a rat fetus. THANK GOD!"

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


PutinOnTheRitz posted:

Fun fact: the first structure to develop after conception is in fact, your rear end in a top hat. (Then the rest of the digestive system).

Stop thinking with your head and following your hearts. It is time to listen and think with your butts.

So you are saying that Bitcoiners were right all along?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pineapple Salad posted:



Here's the article she linked to.

I would understand my friend posting this if the article actually mentioned anything about her body or made any kind of negative remark, but it literally said nothing of importance other than Alanis Morissette went to the beach with her family, wore a mix and match bikini, and looks nice without makeup. I'd totally get it if the article said anything objectifying or malicious, but it was just a bland, standard celebrity watch blurb. There are so many other blatant examples of sexist media to be angry about, why go out of one's way to get upset about something so innocuous?

Saying her bikini is "mismatched" implies that she's an idiot with no fashion sense, whereas in reality it doesn't loving matter. Calling out a stupid article meant to shame a woman for any reason is pretty cool if you ask me. I can understand the confusion of why your friend mentioned body shape, however. It's still completely stupid any one would be stalking her, taking pictures, and posting them online to make fun of her for any reason.

Plastics.
May 3, 2012
one word
Grimey Drawer

Pineapple Salad posted:

I would understand my friend posting this if the article actually mentioned anything about her body

Picnic Princess posted:

I can understand the confusion of why your friend mentioned body shape, however.

There's a video at the top of the article, and the curvy/full-figured quotes come from there. They're making a big deal of the words "Self Love" written on her bikini, which obviously means loving herself in spite of carrying a few extra pounds. :rolleyes: I guess because of the message, they're going with the "so brave" angle on this one while using all the tabloid euphemisms for "fat."

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Oh so she's normal? Quick, stop the presses. I can't deal with this poo poo.

Pineapple Salad
Apr 4, 2012

What a neverending story, Mark!
Oh gently caress, somehow I missed that there was a video. :doh: I'm the idiot.


Picnic Princess posted:

Saying her bikini is "mismatched" implies that she's an idiot with no fashion sense, whereas in reality it doesn't loving matter. Calling out a stupid article meant to shame a woman for any reason is pretty cool if you ask me. I can understand the confusion of why your friend mentioned body shape, however. It's still completely stupid any one would be stalking her, taking pictures, and posting them online to make fun of her for any reason.

The girl who posted it is generally a pretty cool person, and posts great stuff for the most part. Sometimes she literally looks for things to get upset about, though, which I had assumed was the case here since she had posted 3 or 4 articles about Christina Hendricks immediately before this one. I did see the video and now I get what she was commenting on, and yeah, it is pretty lovely. :(

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

Pineapple Salad posted:

The girl who posted it is generally a pretty cool person, and posts great stuff for the most part. Sometimes she literally looks for things to get upset about, though, which I had assumed was the case here since she had posted 3 or 4 articles about Christina Hendricks immediately before this one. I did see the video and now I get what she was commenting on, and yeah, it is pretty lovely. :(

Take a look at the thread we're posting in.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
My favourite face book things are where it builds that anticipation like...

"YOU GOTTA HEAR WHAT THIS PERSON SAID ABOUT WELFARE, IT'S ABOUT TIME.....THIS IS REALLY HILARIOUS AND TRUE!!!....YOU GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM..............FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS THEIR MIND!!!
And then post a huge, fake anecdote from Jackie Chan about how much he thinks Blacks shouldn't be allowed on welfare or something. Someone posted a Robin Williams one a few pages back.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k


Oh yes, Dr. Eric-kun (even typing his stupid made-up name up makes me wince a little), please tell us all about your amazing Facebook meditation techniques.

When you fully embrace the 'like' and remove all traces of the 'dislike' from your system, then will you know the great News Feed of the Universe, grasshopper.

kuribo
Aug 2, 2003

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Ktb posted:

It's a stork so I'm guessing it's babies! related.

One of my friends posted this wall of mental text:


I think it's an awkward rewrite of an American version with some bonus racism tacked onto the end. Usually she just posts "Urgent!!!" notices about missing pets and horoscopes that are "so true."

As a caregiver for the elderly, it pisses me off to no end when people post that tired old "put the criminals in nursing homes..." Even more frustrating is when it's posted by other caregivers. I tell them that no patient of mine will ever be told when they have to go to bed or be served cold food.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
I saw this on tumblr, now I'm just waiting for it to show up to a facebook near you. C'mon Uncle Sam's Misguided Children, this seems up your alley.

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE
I don't even understand what is happening here. Maybe it's an SC thing? It's posted on a Colorado news site.


Delicious cocktail mixes!

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Boomerjinks posted:

I don't even understand what is happening here. Maybe it's an SC thing? It's posted on a Colorado news site.


Delicious cocktail mixes!



Top one is a stupid low quality attack on the democrat running for SC senate. Basically, the dem has herpes!!!! vote for the republican!

The bottom one is hilarious, does that poster really think that people chug shaved ice syrup from the bottle right in the store? If someone buys weed killer, gets all the way home, and makes a poison snow cone, there's a lot more to be worried about than the layout of the special items aisle

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Pead posted:

The bottom one is hilarious, does that poster really think that people chug shaved ice syrup from the bottle right in the store? If someone buys weed killer, gets all the way home, and makes a poison snow cone, there's a lot more to be worried about than the layout of the special items aisle

But it's obviously wrong to display items in this manor. The items need to be displayed outside the manor, near the hedge maze.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Lottery of Babylon posted:

But it's obviously wrong to display items in this manor. The items need to be displayed outside the manor, near the hedge maze.

I know! I'm just so discussed to see the blatent disreguard for the welbeing of there customers!

Unbootable
Jul 3, 2003

Boomerjinks posted:

I don't even understand what is happening here. Maybe it's an SC thing? It's posted on a Colorado news site.


Delicious cocktail mixes!


Pretty sure the second photo is from Mark Zahn's old facebook account, he was a dude who had a youtube account where he openly accused people of poisoning his food and being FBI agents, if the last comment on his account is to be believed, he's possibly dead now.

Here's one of his videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQj2MqwyhyE
Here's a video where he's accusing a shopkeeper of ripping him off: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSnlHVl_Ql0

Unbootable has a new favorite as of 21:27 on May 7, 2013

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Plastics. posted:

There's a video at the top of the article, and the curvy/full-figured quotes come from there. They're making a big deal of the words "Self Love" written on her bikini, which obviously means loving herself in spite of carrying a few extra pounds. :rolleyes: I guess because of the message, they're going with the "so brave" angle on this one while using all the tabloid euphemisms for "fat."

Sure, when she self-loves, she's a hero but when I do it I get kicked off the bus.

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!
This isn't a girl either, so I'm a little confused.

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bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
Ahh, my childfree group I'm in strikes again!



Their lowest moment ever, and there are a low moment of bitter child hatred. To be fair to the group, they have called this guy out on his bullshit and how he's crossed the line. I was the first to do so because if not you than who (to trot out old tired cliches). Obviously the first couple of people (first comment and the one who LIKED the post) aren't that great either.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS



:rolleyes:

Might be :nws: linking just in case:
http://imgur.com/dzMqXkx.png

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
90's babies photos? Do kids born in the loving 90's need to feel special about using VCR's?

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Sadly, too few of you will get to experience degrading image quality after repeated rewatches.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

ratbert90 posted:

90's babies photos? Do kids born in the loving 90's need to feel special about using VCR's?

Most of those "90's babies" probably aren't even old enough to remember a time before DVDs anyways.

Felter Chesthard
Sep 11, 2001
This guy posts a lot of semi dumb things. Usually about guns and obummer. This time he really went for it though. Did you know if you buy a Prius it comes with an obummer bumper sticker?

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Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Blodskur posted:

Sadly, too few of you will get to experience degrading image quality after repeated rewatches.

They will, once that picture is reshared a few hundred times.

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