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Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

"The pursuit of money shows how much heart you really have... gently caress off Götze"

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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Goddamn hippies.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
At least is classier than this:

"You got relegated because you are a pussy and a coward"

hello i am phone fucked around with this message at 22:52 on May 7, 2013

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Didn't know 'puto' means pussy.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
It could mean a lot of things but yeah , in that context it's more likely to mean fag than pussy. It would be kinda redundant saying pussy and coward but barras aren't the known of being the brightest minds arround.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

Buggerlugs
Aug 27, 2003

"All right, Bellamy came on at Liverpool and did well, but everybody
thinks that he's the saviour, he's Jesus Christ. He's not Jesus Christ"

TheGoatFeeder posted:

Can't wait for Bellers to come back to City (as a Cardiff player obviously, I don't mean some sensational Summer move), I know supporters of most other teams hate him with a passion, but I think when he's played for your club, you can't help but love him!

Nope, he's still an odious little poo poo.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Ronaldinhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsmd2Ggbo0I

edit: should also add this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Z6jVmPx0c

Polidoro fucked around with this message at 05:56 on May 9, 2013

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQjAybxWKMQ

Lol what a character

Royality
Jun 27, 2006

Hmmmm Eboue did it better.

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
Nice bicycle finish by Thierry Henry.

http://www.mlssoccer.com/video/2013/05/08/bicycle-goal-henrys-acrobatic-finish

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

Polidoro posted:

Didn't know 'puto' means pussy.

It actually means human being.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Polidoro posted:

Ronaldinhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsmd2Ggbo0I

edit: should also add this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Z6jVmPx0c

I'm not sure Ronaldinho should be playing football in his condition, when is he due?

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Blue Screen Error posted:

I'm not sure Ronaldinho should be playing football in his condition, when is he due?

Haha I was thinking the same thing, dude's a bit chubby

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010







quote:

“We face ruin. Alex Ferguson has retired!”

Cross posted from UK political cartoons obv

mikewozere
Jun 2, 2008

Aiiiii
Is this true?

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/socce...ion_object_map=

mikewozere fucked around with this message at 17:28 on May 9, 2013

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008


Future news is a stupid thing Yahoo does. Also Yahoo itself is stupid.

mikewozere
Jun 2, 2008

Aiiiii
Oh right, I hadn't scrutinised the page enough, just started reading. Apologies, it's pretty obviously not real when you look at it. And yeah, it seems pretty poo poo and pointless.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

mikewozere posted:

Oh right, I hadn't scrutinised the page enough, just started reading. Apologies, it's pretty obviously not real when you look at it. And yeah, it seems pretty poo poo and pointless.

It was pretty obviously not real when you read the title.

mikewozere
Jun 2, 2008

Aiiiii

tbp posted:

It was pretty obviously not real when you read the title.

I was some trending article, I'd just assumed it was news. I'd heard German ticket prices are pretty cheap but yeah that'd be fairly ridiculous.

Purno
Aug 6, 2008

Everyone's favourite American striker finally won his first trophy today, he scored the matchwinning goal and ended up as the tournaments topscorer.



chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Reminder

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008


Guus is the coolest. He'll troll Mourinho and scoop up the Chelsea job I reckon.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Purno posted:

Everyone's favourite American striker finally won his first trophy today, he scored the matchwinning goal and ended up as the tournaments topscorer.





I take partial responsibility for Jozy's improved career.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
I watched that game, the first half was very good, HOWEVER Altidore's finish wasn't very good and the keeper will feel unhappy about it imo. calling it, Altidore is a foreign myth

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Hiddink's a likeable guy.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

The worlds first Italian-Egyptian-Canadian

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

The worlds first Italian-Egyptian-Canadian

Ha, I was searching for some sort of Canadian tuxedo pun for a caption, but I came up with nada.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Gigi Galli posted:

The worlds first Italian-Egyptian-Canadian

Worlds first Italian-Egyptian-Canadian-Venezuelan actually.

I still remember when Cesar Farias tried to call him for the national team lol.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

El Hefe posted:

Worlds first Italian-Egyptian-Canadian-Venezuelan actually.

I still remember when Cesar Farias tried to call him for the national team lol.

That's hilarious. I looked it up and apparently his father lived there for a couple of years and got a passport, which is enough! It's no worse than Brazilians playing for Croatia or whatever.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
At least someone in his family had a passport. The craziest call up I've ever heard of is Luis de Agustini's call up for the Libyan national team. An agent phoned him and said he needed a keeper to play for Libya and asked if he wanted to do it. Luis googled Libya to see where the hell it was and then accepted and played for them for three years.

edit: found an interview in English http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=soccer&id=2307709

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Polidoro posted:

At least someone in his family had a passport. The craziest call up I've ever heard of is Luis de Agustini's call up for the Libyan national team. An agent phoned him and said he needed a keeper to play for Libya and asked if he wanted to do it. Luis googled Libya to see where the hell it was and then accepted and played for them for three years.

edit: found an interview in English http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=soccer&id=2307709

quote:

"For example, a lot of the players in the French team are not French, they're Africans. I'm not talking just about my case, but for all the players who want to play for a given national team.

Um yeah I think it's a bit different being a French player of African descent and being naturalized just to play in a national team.

Zidane was born in Marseilles, Benzema in Lyon etc...

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 08:12 on May 10, 2013

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013


Bloke doing the lawns like this sort of carry on happens all the time.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Has anyone tried https://www.myplayertwin.com?

Anyone up for trying it and seeing how accurate it is?

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JrUSujRl58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDiRteKE5ow

:allears:

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Balotelli is contractually forbidden from going go-karting, so he took his car down to a go-kart track and convinced the owner to let him have a go

lets go swimming fucked around with this message at 12:42 on May 10, 2013

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Some good photos of Petrov on the Villa Facebook page:










And probably his best goal for us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMf-8gnRUug

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
That was a beaut. He isn't even left footed, is he?

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MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

Thirteenth Step posted:

Anyone up for trying it and seeing how accurate it is?

I'm going to go with 'Not Very'...





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