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ragle
Nov 1, 2009
Just having a laugh by destroying his property

quote:

Michael Owen was given an unwelcome send-off by his Stoke team-mates head of his final home game before retirement.

He posted a picture on Twitter of his black Mercedes C63 covered in eggs and flour
and wrote: 'This is what I will miss once I hang up my boots! Looks like I may be delayed getting to the match #eggs&flour'.

Then the Stoke striker began to list possible culprits, naming Dean Whitehead and Glenn Whelan as the most likely mischief-makers.

'It's a long week lads. Revenge is in the air! Chief suspects: Whitehead and Whelan. Huth is a possible too,' he continued. 'Walters is a possible. Others who can't be ruled out: Crouch, Etherington.'

Earlier he tweeted: 'Final home game of my career today. How strange does that feel?! Would be great to make an appearance. Will be a great atmosphere. #150 years.'


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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

It's not destroyed he just needs to take it to the £5 polish car wash crew and it'll be as good as new. Could even get the interior done for an extra fiver!!

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

It's not destroyed he just needs to take it to the £5 polish car wash crew and it'll be as good as new. Could even get the interior done for an extra fiver!!

he can even make the five quid back when he sues them all to hell for leaving an inch scratch on his door

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Paperhouse posted:

What's the prophet's stance on sleeping with underage prostitutes

I don't know let's ask brap about that oh wait

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBiHzCxOek

Utterly bonkers this.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Do people actually watch this? Why don't they just show the actual match?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I was reading this on Twitter as it happened. Is there actual video footage of it all happening?

Rycalawre
Nov 6, 2009

Vegetable posted:

I was reading this on Twitter as it happened. Is there actual video footage of it all happening?

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/in-gifs-the-epic-97th-minute-which-saw-watford-trump-leicester-into-the-championship-playoffs-final/ here you go

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Love Zola.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Gus "poo poo for brains fuckface" Johnson murders this call while Ian Wright laughs at him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt9c8KuNoPM

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

vaginal culture posted:

Do people actually watch this? Why don't they just show the actual match?

they probably don't have broadcast rights, fox did the same thing in the middle of the United-Swansea match for some reason

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

ayb posted:

they probably don't have broadcast rights, fox did the same thing in the middle of the United-Swansea match for some reason

The game was playing live on sky sports 2.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

vaginal culture posted:

Do people actually watch this? Why don't they just show the actual match?

Skysports news is free on all digital TV channels while you need to pay specifically for Sky Sports. It'll keep you up to date if you need it better than anything else.

Edit: Assuming that was skysports news

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

vaginal culture posted:

Do people actually watch this? Why don't they just show the actual match?

Some people prefer to have an overview of all the games (although today the only other game was Spurs) rather than just focusing on one. Especially if it's a title/play-off/relegation decider.

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

Scott Bakula posted:

Skysports news is free on all digital TV channels

It bloody well isn't.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


excuse me lady posted:

It bloody well isn't.

There's always *snigger* Setanta Sports News *chortle*

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I thought it was available on freeview but seems I'm wrong.

Psybro
May 12, 2002

Scott Bakula posted:

I thought it was available on freeview but seems I'm wrong.

I believe it was and they dropped it.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
To me it'd be like watching a channel where someone describes a movie, do they have that in the UK?

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Scott Bakula posted:

I thought it was available on freeview but seems I'm wrong.

It was then they realised that Freeview is free and gently caress giving people something for free

Also better Watford v Leicester video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgUevnYJOvI

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past
Mark van Bommel had a fitting ending to his career today.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

onoflalks posted:

It was then they realised that Freeview is free and gently caress giving people something for free

Also better Watford v Leicester video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgUevnYJOvI

Thats loving sick, better than anything the prem has served up all season

the championship owns

African AIDS cum fucked around with this message at 19:07 on May 12, 2013

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

onoflalks posted:

It was then they realised that Freeview is free and gently caress giving people something for free

Also better Watford v Leicester video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgUevnYJOvI
God drat this is beautiful. Almunia loving owns

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

sweek0 posted:

Mark van Bommel had a fitting ending to his career today.


I bet he got a huge cheer as he walked off anyway. How appropriate.

Still owns.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

onoflalks posted:

It was then they realised that Freeview is free and gently caress giving people something for free

Also better Watford v Leicester video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgUevnYJOvI

This is incredible.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Vegetable posted:

God drat this is beautiful. Almunia loving owns

lol, said no Arsenal fan ever.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

onoflalks posted:

It was then they realised that Freeview is free and gently caress giving people something for free

Also better Watford v Leicester video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgUevnYJOvI

Incredible :tviv:

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

T Fowl posted:

lol, said no Arsenal fan ever.
As an Arsenal fan I've always liked him. Good attitude, and trusty against penalties. Too bad his confidence is so poo poo.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
can't forget that Doncaster won league 1 in similar circumstances:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm8--yA5Dqc&t=191s

also yeah, happy to see Almunia doing well at Watford

Rycalawre
Nov 6, 2009
Same referee for both games as well.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

So, I went to Barcelona for a few days so of course I had to visit Camp Nou. It's such an amazing stadium. It's huge, but still feels to intimate. I couldnt get to a home match, so I went on the tour around the stadium and the museum. It was nice, but so loving crowded. Couldn't even get a cold Estrella outside without standing ten minutes in line :qq:

I'm not going to bother with posting photos of the stuff everyone has seen, but this thing really stood out: Did you know there's a little chapel in the players tunnel?





This is where Messi gets his super powers from. We weren't allowed in the home team changing rooms :tinfoil: but the away team room looked nice and clean without any traces of doping.

And last but not least. Why bother with Official Crisps Partners when you can just make your own brand of crisps? Take note, Mancchester United.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

euroboy posted:

And last but not least. Why bother with Official Crisps Partners when you can just make your own brand of crisps? Take note, Mancchester United.

Why spend money to produce something when you can make money from your Official Printer Partner™ while putting your name to poo poo like this?

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.


I've punched a lot of malfunctioning printers in my time, but that one I'd hit just for fun.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Leonardo and Ibrahimovic have an argument right after winning Ligue 1, oh PSG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT4LwbgxyHw


Edit: Apparently he was told to do a doping test and said he wanted to celebrate with his teammates

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 22:42 on May 12, 2013

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
Vidic being Vidic

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Dammit I came here to post that. What a madman. Love it.


e: I'll post this instead. The last part is awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6Xe5gAKWw

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Was he trying to commit suicide? Makes you wonder.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Are you implying that ball could have killed him?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

vaginal culture posted:

To me it'd be like watching a channel where someone describes a movie, do they have that in the UK?

People like watching it to give an overview of all the foot that is on and also have drinking games to go with it and the presenters are entertaining

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
John Terry did it better

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