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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Stoke's away might not be too bad but all their players are so ugly it makes you think the top is worse as a result

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Scott Bakula posted:

Stoke's away might not be too bad but all their players are so ugly it makes you think the top is worse as a result

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
STOKE
ELECTRICITY

This is my favourite kit title since Arsenal's Purple Rain.

Thel
Apr 28, 2010

onoflalks posted:

Few more German strips:
Nurenburg


This is class. Would pick one up if I could find one.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

onoflalks posted:

Few more German strips:
Nurenburg

Stuttgart


These two are really nice

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Going back to denim-chat, a fairly successful team in American basketball actually once wore uniforms made with "performance denim" on them.

The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo
I like that Stuttgart shirt. I'd consider purchasing if I watched the Bundesliga.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
The United States Soccer Federation should sue, imo.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Even more German shirts
Hamburger SV

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Tidy kits from the Krauts. A superior people.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

onoflalks posted:

Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?



hahahaha this is worse than the Barcelona powerpoint kits.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

onoflalks posted:

Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?



That's, wow, that's loving hideous.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

onoflalks posted:

Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?



"Dave, the kit printing machine, it appears to be hosed, mate"
"gently caress it, it's only City, we'll say it's avant garde"

Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:

onoflalks posted:

Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?



Lmao please be real

Aaron A Aardvark
Oct 31, 2010

onoflalks posted:

Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?



Jesus Christ. Could be good putting off defenders I guess since no fucker with even a shred of taste or sanity is going to be able to gaze upon that monstrosity for more than about 5 seconds.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

onoflalks posted:

Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?



It looks like something from a bad divorce.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


onoflalks posted:

Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?



Truly one of the ugliest kits I have ever seen, if not the ugliest.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
RIP amazing Umbro kits + what the gently caress is wrong with Nike jesus christ

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Nike quite patently don't give a poo poo and it's amazing.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Wow, I can't believe Marseille are going with a denim kit!

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

It's not actually denim, it's just a normal kit but it looks like denim

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
Wouldn't it get really hit and chafy playing in a denim kit?

Woof! Woof!
Aug 21, 2006

Supporters of whatever they're calling the club this week.

Popehoist posted:

Wouldn't it get really hit and chafy playing in a denim kit?

YES GENTLEMEN WE MUST GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS "DENIM KIT" DEBACLE.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
gently caress Nike :suicide:

I think I might have to get one of this seasons umbro ones before theyre gone just to remember what good shirts look like.

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002
Maybe Marseille requires its players to be never-nudes?

Also, that City kit is hilariously awful.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Until Leeds release their new away kit we have a winner for Worst New Kit imo

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
I just saw a 10 year old kid ride by in full Barca away kit today (Iniesta) and was reminded just how bad it was. I'd like to nominate it for a special lifetime achievement award or something.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

onoflalks posted:

Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?



Just when you thing nothing will top the Barca away kit...

That is honestly the most horrific football kit i've ever seen and i've watched plently of early 90's football.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I wonder how you make socks out denim?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I want to chide everybody for bothering with that fake City shirt but after this season's Barca kit I'm not so sure anymore...

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

onoflalks posted:

Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?



If this is real it's worse than Liverpool's which I didn't think was possible.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Some weird Aston Villa special edition Irish thing



I would love it if we had that badge on our actual kit next season. Smart as gently caress.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

onoflalks posted:

Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?



Yet another masterful troll by Nike

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past
I genuinely like that City kit. Love that pink-red colour and it's a pretty nice pattern.

Although I don't think I'd ever buy a shirt from another Premier League side.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

sweek0 posted:

I genuinely like that City kit. Love that pink-red colour and it's a pretty nice pattern.

I like it too. I think too often the posters here 'hate' a shirt because it looks crap on the floor or a crummy little hanger versus being very tight on a hot footballer or one of those mannequins with the big chest.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

onoflalks posted:

Remember all those Man City away kits a while back?


Oh lord please no.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

jyrka posted:

I like it too. I think too often the posters here 'hate' a shirt because it looks crap on the floor or a crummy little hanger versus being very tight on a hot footballer or one of those mannequins with the big chest.

Nope it's actually a really horrible design.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
It wouldn't be bad if it was straight red and black stripes. But no, some dickhead at nike has figured out how to play with gradients in photoshop, so onto the shirt it goes. At least its not lens flare, I suppose.

The shield around the badge is loving awful too, I think that's on the home shirt as well.

EDIT: it's loving karma for me having so many a chuckle at Liverpool's tribal sleeves this year.

Eau de MacGowan fucked around with this message at 10:35 on May 18, 2013

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
It literally looks like someone at nike has gone through the spare parts bin and found half an old milan shirt and the bottom bit of an old man u shirt and sewn it together with the top of a spurs shirt, slapped an iron-on badge on it and gone 'yep, that's the exact look I was going for'

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