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Drunk Badger
Aug 27, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

vote_no posted:

ZONE 105 was a Minneapolis station, so I get the "local affiliate feeling" quite often. My favorite SEXWORLD commercial was Bill Clinton cleaning out his office. That place still stands, open 24 hours; a relic of the seedy days of yore. I can't imagine they actually sell much porn these days, so they must have diversified, but I'm afraid to find out how.

We're smack in the middle of the ZONE!! (oh, wow) 105.

I might have been too young to remember 105 at the time, but I still get that nostalgic feeling when they mention 93.7. I don't remember that station playing Loveline though, I always listened to it on 97.1

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Despite having been the home station I don't recall hearing a bumper for KROQ on the archive I have.

Also that really long commercial for that strip club that has that chick reading sexy words from a thesaurus.

"Passion ... Pounding ... Intense ... Erotic "

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I wonder if the teenage boys who used to call in to tell Adam he was a God have realized what an utter shithead he's become.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I wonder if the teenage boys who used to call in to tell Adam he was a God have realized what an utter shithead he's become.

Are you loving kidding me? Those same boys are now contractors calling in to his podcast and telling him how he inspired them to start peeing in the sink regardless of what their bitch wife says.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I am more glad than ever I stopped listening to his podcast, then.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
On the big highway of life, there's only one safe place for kids!
BACKSEAT BABY!

You could learn a lot from a dummy

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I wonder if the teenage boys who used to call in to tell Adam he was a God have realized what an utter shithead he's become.

I'm not not trying to be argumentative, because I genuinely don't know... in what way did Adam become a shithead. There should be a question mark there but both the shift keys on my keyboard mysteriously stopped working.

RightClickSaveAs
Mar 1, 2001

Tiny animals under glass... Smaller than sand...


Whereee have all the childrennnn goneeee....

BLAM BLAM BLAM

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

FCKGW posted:

Despite having been the home station I don't recall hearing a bumper for KROQ on the archive I have.

I've definitely heard KROQ station IDs somewhere before.
If I remember correctly, they were the only station to actually put their name in the middle of the prerecorded station identification clip.

You know that stupid
"This. Is. LOVELINE. On. <RADIO. STATION.> beeeep!"

Drunk Badger
Aug 27, 2012

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Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4SgZvO7jB0&t=344s

"Never has 10 kids dying been more funny Drew"

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I survived getting shot, but not everybody does.

RightClickSaveAs
Mar 1, 2001

Tiny animals under glass... Smaller than sand...


I forgot how funny those were, I haven't heard them in forever. That'd be awesome if they sprinkled them in on the new podcast episodes.

Actually that'd be a fun editing project to do if you could find clean versions of the PSAs somewhere.

Rack
Aug 5, 2003

I've misunderstood what a lion is.


Grimey Drawer
My name is (insert enthnically specific name here) and I'm calling about the apartment on Park Street.

edit - What a tough thing your body is!

Rack fucked around with this message at 03:05 on May 16, 2013

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Rack posted:

My name is (insert enthnically specific name here) and I'm calling about the apartment on Park Street.

Holy loving poo poo there is video?

I'm freaking out here. Seeing this white dude talking on the phone. What is happening.

Rack
Aug 5, 2003

I've misunderstood what a lion is.


Grimey Drawer
I realize this might deviate from the spirit of the thread, but if you just google 'radio psa' there's a TON of them out there. Tracking down the old ones are one thing, but finding new ridiculous/hilarious ones is so much more fun.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
Your body is built for many amazing things!
Jumping! (boing!!!)
Running! (clomp clomp clomp)
Football! (ref whistle)

But there's one thing your body's NOT built for!
AIRPLANE TURBULENCE

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
I'm gonna stay out of trouble

Drunk Badger
Aug 27, 2012

Trained Drinking Badger
A Faithful Companion

Grimey Drawer

Rack posted:

My name is (insert enthnically specific name here) and I'm calling about the apartment on Park Street.

edit - What a tough thing your body is!

Please tell me there's a recording of the Spanish version.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Unexpected turbulence is much more dangerous than football or childbirth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_yoXiWbqmk

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

criscodisco posted:

I'm not not trying to be argumentative, because I genuinely don't know... in what way did Adam become a shithead. There should be a question mark there but both the shift keys on my keyboard mysteriously stopped working.

He's gradually become less and less in touch with reality as he's become more successful, and seems to think that because he was poor once when he was young that he understands poverty completely, and that anybody who is poor pretty much made the bed they lay in. Additionally, he seems to have become a total misogynist, and he actually treats his staff on his show worse then he treated people like Anderson and engineer Chris. Essentially, Adam has become a typical entitled well off white male who feels that somebody making 15K should pay the same amount of taxes as he does (although that's a holdover attitude from his Loveline days, it's become a hot button issue for him). It should be noted he used to be way more centered politically and I distinctly remember him having a good conversation with Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn, who were doing a benefit show for John Kerry about why people should vote for John Kerry instead of Bush, and Adam actually did a good job of explaining why the rationale of "Anybody but Bush" was not a great attitude and how he wasn't sold on Kerry.

He also thinks there's nothing wrong with Glenn Beck and that Glenn is just "a guy who loves his country and family".

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 18:41 on May 16, 2013

RightClickSaveAs
Mar 1, 2001

Tiny animals under glass... Smaller than sand...


Rack posted:

I realize this might deviate from the spirit of the thread, but if you just google 'radio psa' there's a TON of them out there. Tracking down the old ones are one thing, but finding new ridiculous/hilarious ones is so much more fun.
So I did a thing: http://rapidshare.com/files/2200194612/%2387%20Pamela%20Segall(Adlon).%20-%2001_29_19-editfinal.mp3
edit points are 19m37s, 32m18s, 46m09s, 50m48s, 1hr13m30s, 1hr25m55s, 1hr40m32s

Finding PSAs from around that time was harder than I thought it'd be. Those "not one more" spots seem to have vanished, however some hero did upload a few of the best ones to youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXKnsFcLrUM Audio is kinda bad though, I cleaned it up some but the podcast is such good quality that any audio issues stick out.

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
"Wisdom? You want to know what mahalo means? It means mahalo jack rear end"
-Adam Carolla not answering a callers question about the meaning of mahalo after Adam and Drew spent 5 unfulfilled minutes asking about the callers name, Wisdom.

Goddamn, the 4th qtr 2000 episode of "This Year" is top to bottom gold, I'm even hearing bits I hadn't heard before.

Edit: And to get super depressing for a second. On the classic loveline feed, episode 89, 1/30/96 there is a caller named James (33), he starts talking about getting off of heroin and joining the navy, he claims to be sober but as the call moves along it comes out that he is not in any program and has been clean for a week (which in addict years is essentially nothing and just a dry period where you cant score.) Drew points out to James that heroin addicts in their early 30's without a structured program for quitting have a 0% probability of getting to 50. As I was listening to the call I realized I am listening to a show recorded in 1996, I started doing the mental math and then realized James is now dead from his addiction.

It's the kind of thing I think of when doing two things, listening to old loveline and browsing nude selfies that have dates stamped in, where are they now? When listening to old loveline it's goofy/screwed up teens with all these crazy problems and I'm so used to listening to loveline live over the years that it's not until sometime later in the day it occurs to me that the crazy 16 year old that was trying meth and blowing half the school is actually in their 30's now and my peer.

Dr. Lariat fucked around with this message at 09:25 on May 21, 2013

RightClickSaveAs
Mar 1, 2001

Tiny animals under glass... Smaller than sand...


Dr. Lariat posted:

Edit: And to get super depressing for a second. On the classic loveline feed, episode 89, 1/30/96 there is a caller named James (33), he starts talking about getting off of heroin and joining the navy, he claims to be sober but as the call moves along it comes out that he is not in any program and has been clean for a week (which in addict years is essentially nothing and just a dry period where you cant score.) Drew points out to James that heroin addicts in their early 30's without a structured program for quitting have a 0% probability of getting to 50. As I was listening to the call I realized I am listening to a show recorded in 1996, I started doing the mental math and then realized James is now dead from his addiction.
I just finished listening to that one today :( I didn't even think about that but you're right, unless there was some miraculous event that got that guy into recovery he's probably gone.

On the happier side, that same episode had this 15 year old kid who was talking about a girl he met in school who told him about all the terrible stuff she'd gone through already in her life and how hearing all that made him want to not get involved with her. He'd be 32 now, I was just thinking that a kid with that kind of insight at 15 probably did well for himself.

This has been brought up already, but the callers from 1996 sounded so much more engaged than in the later years. They're lucid, get to the point, and even fairly intelligent a lot of times. What happened in the next few years?

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
That 15 yr old was pretty great and that's such a tough call as instinct says to tell that boy to run and never look back but that isn't really the right answer at that age, more something you would tell a 25 yr old. I think as the show got more popular over the years the pool of callers got larger, allowing for a more diverse range of dumbasses.

Although I haven't listened to new shows in the last 6 months I assume it's mostly the same show and that's what kinda bugs me. I know loveline alone won't solve it but the fact that almost 20 years later kids are still having the exact same problems tells me there is a giant gaping hole in how we teach and raise our youth.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

RightClickSaveAs posted:

This has been brought up already, but the callers from 1996 sounded so much more engaged than in the later years. They're lucid, get to the point, and even fairly intelligent a lot of times. What happened in the next few years?

Early on many callers would reference previous calls. And even politely greet the guest! I think calling a late night radio show when you are desperate and feel alone, seemed like a much more "personal" thing before the age of internet distraction and constant interaction.

Also screeners probably had different protocl. I haven't listened to current Loveline since Simone left, but the amount of obviously fake or douchebaggy calls (that Adam would have sniffed out) seemed much higher.

WDIIA
Jan 14, 2006

K-I-N-G, The AU City Don
I know you heard about me
And this mission I'm on
But not a R-A-T,
I'm just tryin to live on
Not in a penitentiary
I'd rather be rollin chrome
It's not super surprising that when LL went national and Adam and Drew got famous and they got a TV show on late 90s MTV that the pool from which to draw calls from got more retarded

I mean, that kind of exposure I think suppresses smart people from calling, but brings in so many stoned teenagers into the fold. Listening through the years, there is a marked increase from rednecks with stupid redneck problems (I am from Alabama, I can say things like that)

WDIIA fucked around with this message at 04:31 on May 22, 2013

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.
It also seemed that every caller in that era was from: 1) Minnesota 2) a part of LA Adam hated, 3) Tucson (where Stryker made his start as a terrible local DJ). Maybe those were the only markets. I know the East Coast wasn't syndicated till much later as they had that "Love Phones" with a Love Doctor!


WDIIA posted:

It's not super surprising that when LL went national and Adam and Drew got famous and they got a TV show on late 90s MTV that the pool from which to draw calls from got more retarded

I mean, that kind of exposure I think suppresses smart people from calling, but brings in so many stoned teenagers into the fold. Listening through the years, there is a marked increase from rednecks with stupid redneck problems (I am from Alabama, I can say things like that)

Are the MTV episodes worth watching? I haven't even seen one.

BeastOfExmoor
Aug 19, 2003

I will be gone, but not forever.
They must have been expanding pretty significantly during the period that the Classic Loveline podcast has covered so far. I noticed in the early episodes they were usually getting to all the callers and often callers had obviously only been on hold for a few minutes since they were calling in to respond to something said by a caller two or three calls previous. The last episode they put up mentioned someone being on hold ninety minutes.

I'm honestly amazed that Loveline is still able to generate callers. In the mid to late nineties kids all had clock radios and most listened to the radio at night. It wouldn't surprise me if Loveline was listened to by 25% of high school kids on a nightly basis at it's peak. The internet wasn't a nearly as common as it is now and the medical info you could get was limited at best. 15 years later, almost every kid has a smartphone/laptop/tablet and high speed internet access. Heck, many probably use their cell phones as alarms and don't even have a radio and will seek the answers to their questions on the internet.

Best caller I've heard so far is the 13 year old kid whose Grandma walks in during the call and talks to Adam and Drew about Led Zepplin.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

BeastOfExmoor posted:

They must have been expanding pretty significantly during the period that the Classic Loveline podcast has covered so far. I noticed in the early episodes they were usually getting to all the callers and often callers had obviously only been on hold for a few minutes since they were calling in to respond to something said by a caller two or three calls previous. The last episode they put up mentioned someone being on hold ninety minutes.

I'm honestly amazed that Loveline is still able to generate callers. In the mid to late nineties kids all had clock radios and most listened to the radio at night. It wouldn't surprise me if Loveline was listened to by 25% of high school kids on a nightly basis at it's peak. The internet wasn't a nearly as common as it is now and the medical info you could get was limited at best. 15 years later, almost every kid has a smartphone/laptop/tablet and high speed internet access. Heck, many probably use their cell phones as alarms and don't even have a radio and will seek the answers to their questions on the internet.

Best caller I've heard so far is the 13 year old kid whose Grandma walks in during the call and talks to Adam and Drew about Led Zepplin.

ha thats exactly what I use to do fall asleep via my stupid alarm clock.

Since we all appear to be going through the 96 eps, what the heck was "Adam Carolla-Philosopher Warrior", and what did he stop?

Long Francesco
Jun 3, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9_3f__5y0g

I don't think I've heard this since the night it aired, shot me right back to laying in bed on a school night trying not to laugh too loud.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKs8kLrYZHU

:lol: I'm fuckin crying over here. I remember them trying the robo Drew a few times, does anyone know of more clips?

Long Francesco fucked around with this message at 11:32 on May 22, 2013

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

I think the "Are you a Mormon?" Dr. Drew drop is the only one with a 100% success rate.

BeastOfExmoor
Aug 19, 2003

I will be gone, but not forever.

Long Francesco posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKs8kLrYZHU

:lol: I'm fuckin crying over here. I remember them trying the robo Drew a few times, does anyone know of more clips?

So apparently the show could still be funny with Stryker, as long as he didn't say a word. Good to know.

edit:
Just searching youtube for loveline and another keyword comes up with a lot of clips:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUYvd1-zbGU

BeastOfExmoor fucked around with this message at 16:56 on May 22, 2013

Long Francesco
Jun 3, 2005
Yeah, I just remember them trying to take calls with nothing but drops usually on a no guest night or when Drew was out. The one I posted is the only one I found on youtube and probably the best one I've heard even with stryker doing his damnedest to ruin anything funny.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
Get two chicks in the same bed. Do 'em!

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

FCKGW posted:

I think the "Are you a Mormon?" Dr. Drew drop is the only one with a 100% success rate.

I feel like somehow it should exceed 100% because there was one call where they used it on a guy, he responded in the affirmative, then they TOLD him it was a drop and two seconds later they played it again and it caught him again

Surgeon General
May 26, 2004
Delightfully Mad
Is there any way to get last night's show without paying the $5?

Drunk Badger
Aug 27, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

Surgeon General posted:

Is there any way to get last night's show without paying the $5?

Find a radio station that plays delayed Loveline, and tape their show today? Did something good happen last night?

BrokenCycle
Nov 15, 2004

A Rough Job, But...
You can watch the UStream archive of the video version, too.

Brice
Jul 23, 2006
Is It Bad to Get Cheese in Open Cuts?

BrokenCycle posted:

You can watch the UStream archive of the video version, too.

Wow, This is Awesome!

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WDIIA
Jan 14, 2006

K-I-N-G, The AU City Don
I know you heard about me
And this mission I'm on
But not a R-A-T,
I'm just tryin to live on
Not in a penitentiary
I'd rather be rollin chrome
Listening to 1999-04-13, and Adam announces his brand new catchphrase: "Totally healthy, totally normal." Like, he actually announced it as his new thing. He's stumbling over using it, too. It's... cute in a way

Interesting how things evolved. Still no "Good Times," "Shocking," or Junior College digs yet.

Really good episode by the way.

Edit: And then in the next episode, a great quote from Bryan Herta: "When you have a son, you have to worry about one penis. When you have a daughter,you have to worry about all the penises."

WDIIA fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Jun 10, 2013

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