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Aweful Dreams posted:I think an OUYA port of Katawa Shoujo would be popular among OUYA-ites. OUYAns? It basically already exists if you can be bothered. Ren'Py has an android implementation, and a friend of mine was messing with it for a couple of days and got a mostly stable version of KS running on a tablet. Of course, the developers have explicitly said they don't want to port it or sell it ever and they have a CC BY-NC-ND license on it, so...  edit: also I think the native resolution of the game is like 800x600 or something so I'm sure it'd look great on an HDTV. Taciturn Tactician fucked around with this message at 14:05 on May 16, 2013 |
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Yeah I could see her not allowed to take photos in the factory, of the workers, process etc. But there's no excuse for taking a produced model and photographing it, or for not already having a version of it. She is just so piss poor at marketing.
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Taciturn Tactician posted:It basically already exists if you can be bothered. Ren'Py has an android implementation, and a friend of mine was messing with it for a couple of days and got a mostly stable version of KS running on a tablet. No you don't understand, the Ouya NEEDS cripple hentai games. Even 800x600 upscaled badly would have KS looking better than 99% of the GRIMOIRE's current library.
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May 16, 2013 14:08
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"hey, julie, baby i got your money"- ol dirty xboxpants
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May 16, 2013 15:13
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John Romero posted:"hey, julie, baby i got your money"- ol dirty xboxpants Ol Dirty Xboxpants changed his name, he's now Big Baby Ouya.
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May 16, 2013 16:15
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Can people "developing" for the BOGGLE please stop coming out of the woodwork? It is kind of depressing to watch. 
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May 16, 2013 16:51
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But if you insist on posting could you preface your introduction with what percentage brony you consider yourself to be?
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May 16, 2013 16:53
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It's Bawb 3! http://youtu.be/yxM-fOb0JsE
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May 16, 2013 16:55
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Aweful Dreams posted:It's Bawb 3! This is painfully unprofessional. Edit: And the games. Wow. Those are the games you want to highlight? The ones that showcase the console's capabilities?
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May 16, 2013 17:07
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Holy poo poo a wiener dog simulator.
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May 16, 2013 17:09
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She she said they had boots on the ground, did she mean that literally? Like, there's a pair of boots just sitting there at the factory just in case one of the team makes the trip over there? Did she get briefed by these boots on her trip? Maybe the boots have become a communist sympathizer and they are the ones preventing the pictures. Also whats the deal with Airtight Games and this soul viking or whatever.. it's ouya exclusive? They must be porting it to other devices, right? There's no way that an actual company would spend money for a dev team with realistic expectations of returns from this piece of poo poo, right? They can't be that dumb.
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Porndwarf posted:This is painfully unprofessional. He didn't really highlight the games. He showed only tiniest fragments of gameplay. There was more time spent on watching him play games from behind the shoulder than actually seeing the games. I just don't know. They showed three games, which one was the bonus one? Maybe spend less time talking to an offscreen mumbler and more time showing games. The games look more polished than a lot of what I've seen so far, so that was sort of nice. The weiner dog game looks like it started off with Danc's prototyping tiles. I'd like to see an introduction, starting from launching the game to playing 5-10 minutes. I think Giant Bomb (or Total Biscuit? Both?) does that, and it gives a better understanding of what the game actually is.
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May 16, 2013 17:17
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I can't think of anything more awesome than Dubwars.
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Aweful Dreams posted:It's Bawb 3! I cringed so loving hard.
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Hatbox Ghost posted:I cringed so loving hard. It is truly awful. "Uh we have uh... a bonus video game. We asked what you wanted to see on the video game spotlight and you said... video games. So uh... here's a videogame" I have a terrible feeling he was genuinely upset when Stan was making that joke about punching him in the face, even though that was the only remotely funny thing in the video. Also, his set up is terrible. Why would you have the camera set up so that you have to awkwardly look behind you to look at the game and then spin back to look at the camera? Dubwars is literally Beat Hazard with a more restrictive library of music. Also it probably plays worse. Dungeons of whatever looked unfunny and boring but the sprite art wasn't terrible. Weiner dog game looked surprisingly okay? The gameplay seemed like some kind of puzzle game version of snake but it looked alright. I don't know why you'd want to play it on a TV rather than a phone, though. The graphics seemed like they'd look fine on a phone and the gameplay didn't seem like it would be any better on a controller than a touchscreen.
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Can we get a few more jump cuts? Cool.
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Aweful Dreams posted:It's Bawb 3! On the bright side, I learned about a goofy puppies game I'll play on my iPad later. Yay. EDIT: VV It's on GooglePlay too. Shalinor fucked around with this message at 17:58 on May 16, 2013 |
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Yodzilla posted:Holy poo poo a wiener dog simulator. That's.... actually pretty clever. Snake as a puzzle game? Huh... I like that mechanic. Leaving trails of your body behind you so you can walk on them, eating food so you can be long enough to get past a section... that's pretty cool. Oh gently caress, give me a version of that game where you play as Jake from Adventure Time and I'm all over it. Stretchy powers activate! And the art isn't half bad either... Oh but its an old iOS game they just ported to OUYA 
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Shalinor posted:It's on GooglePlay too. Oh it is, wonderful. I can throw it on a stick. Looks like a fun timewaster while waiting on other projects. If it's touch based it will probably control well enough with a mouse.
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Aweful Dreams posted:It's Bawb 3! So DubWarz is beat hazard except it's only dubstep and you can't import anything. Great. Those jump cuts make me angry.
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May 16, 2013 18:16
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Dropping beats and analog stick inputs.
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Aweful Dreams posted:It's Bawb 3! What is it with awful youtube videos and awkward cuts every 5-10 seconds? Shalinor posted:On the bright side, I learned about a goofy puppies game I'll play on my iPad later. Yay. I thought that looked a little too good to rate being on the Ouya. Between this and $2 Vice City, at least this thread is good for finding out about things I want on other platforms. raditts fucked around with this message at 18:40 on May 16, 2013 |
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May 16, 2013 18:35
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The first minute of that video together with the mumbling of the off-screen person is utterly terrible. Why they thought that a stranger should care about anything that happened during that time is beyond me.
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 I'm not great at photoshop but it works  edit: poo poo, I should have used Bawb's face.
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Zaphod42 posted:
I think Julie is more appropriate, all you'd really need to do is change his to her.
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I have a somewhat stupid question that I've honestly googled for but apparently my search terms are a little too generic. 1 x USB key (4 Jiggaquads) 1 x laptop with bunch o' ROM's 1 x OOTYA with N64 emulator I plug USB key into laptop and it lights up, gives me a drive, lets me copy to it, all things good. I plug it into OOMPA USB port and... nothing. No light, no mounting of drive, no... nothing. I tried snooping around for a mount option, but I didn't find one. Every google search I've tried just wants to tell me about Amazon having the ORLY and that it has USB port and storage. Am I missing something blatantly obvious or is my OOKYA USB port broke?
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dotalchemy posted:I have a somewhat stupid question that I've honestly googled for but apparently my search terms are a little too generic.  , alternatively android isn't liking the filesystem and not mounting it.
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zylche posted:I think your issue is Well, it's a standard FAT32 formatted USB key. I can't think of another way of getting the files to the OUSHA and USB drive seemed to be the generically suggested method when hunting around google.
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zylche posted:I think your issue is Everytime you put a rom on the ALLCAPS, Julie sends money to the developer of the game. I heard it on the internet so it must be true.
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The Dave posted:Yeah I could see her not allowed to take photos in the factory, of the workers, process etc. Yup I agree it makes sense the factory wouldn't let her take pictures of production, but they should have handed her one unit if she wanted to take some pictures outside the secure area. It seems possible she was there they are so horrible at updating their customers that maybe it happened and she's just so braindead stupid to only mention it on twitter.
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dotalchemy posted:Well, it's a standard FAT32 formatted USB key. I can't think of another way of getting the files to the OUSHA and USB drive seemed to be the generically suggested method when hunting around google. It's only a preview console, you can't expect it to work right.
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Crazy boots security with boot detector!
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illiniguy01 posted:Everytime you put a rom on the ALLCAPS, Julie sends money to the developer of the game. I heard it on the internet so it must be true. She probably sends bitcoins so the USB key will start working in 48 hours.
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dotalchemy posted:I have a somewhat stupid question that I've honestly googled for but apparently my search terms are a little too generic. There's no mount option if you go Settings>Storage? (assuming they kept the stock android settings) EDIT: If you have a working micro USB port then following https://devs.ouya.tv/developers/docs/setup should allow you to use adb and install apks that way, you'd be able to install EStrongs http://www.estrongs.com/en/download.html which you can link to dropbox or whatever then copy the roms and such that way. jalopybrown fucked around with this message at 21:08 on May 16, 2013 |
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If Pebble was able, on several occasions, to show photos of their product in the factory, I can't see why the GOUDA couldn't. Hell, even if they don't want their staff in the photos, just take one off the line, take it into a private room, and take the picture there.
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dotalchemy posted:I have a somewhat stupid question that I've honestly googled for but apparently my search terms are a little too generic. The blatantly obvious thing you're missing is that you can install an emulator directly on your laptop and plug your TV into it's video out port. If only you'd posted this before you wasted money on an OBLONG, we could have saved you $99 (which you could have used to buy a spare HDMI cable and two Xbox controllers to use with your laptop)
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HotCanadianChick posted:The blatantly obvious thing you're missing is that you can install an emulator directly on your laptop and plug your TV into it's video out port. Really, there's no sense piling further on someone who already sacrificed a benjamin on the altar of the indie revolution. He's here and not apologizing for their myriad mistakes, he knows what he did wrong.
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Cool Matty posted:If Pebble was able, on several occasions, to show photos of their product in the factory, I can't see why the GOUDA couldn't. They cant do that. The prototypes aren't meant to be photographed, only sent out to ~60,000 early backers.
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Humongous Pear posted:I'm feeling kind of bad for that Dreamzle dude, since he spent $20,000 on a game on a platform where there is no way he will get enough downloads to make it back. On the other hand Dreamzle seems to know that his game sucks and his plan to get around that is to be an Ouya Exclusive, and hope people are so desperate they buy whatever is first on the promo list. So a lot less sympathy there.
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