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FrozenVent posted:Is setting up outside something people actually do, or is it just because they couldn't get a spot inside for whatever reason? I don't know anything about E3 but I found myself there last year and don't remember anything being set up outside.
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zylche posted:I just saw the tagline at the bottom: It's a good thing my phone isn't wired take pictures periodically while I'm reading this thread. It would be a collage of laughter, disbelief, face palming, shock, sadness, and now  . Acquire Currency Presents: Faces of OUYA. This April, or maybe June sometime!
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The just got 15 MILLION DOLLARS and can't get a goddamned booth?
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The E(Big)3 wont let them get a booth, that's how counterculture they are.
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raditts posted:Alien Hominid was a Flash game originally. (Maybe that's what you were trying to say.) Yes, hence the "other flash games" part of my post. illiniguy01 posted:I'm pretty sure a good chunk of nintendos and squares income come from reselling 20+ year old games over and over again. Square just put FF5 on iOS (remade in the FFD engine, so the characters look like poo poo). I Greyhound posted:Counterpoint: Ouya's flagship game is FF3, a 23 year old ROM being sold for $15. Also one of the worst of the numerical FF games, possibly holding the crown despite FF2's best attempts to usurp it. Zaphod42 posted:Counter-Counterpoint: FF3 on Ouya isn't the NES ROM version. Its the remade DS version from 2006, a 7 year old gamboy game sold for $15. DS game, not gameboy game. Dreamzle posted:Hi ho! If you're going to post the video to my game, at least post the one that isn't an early pre-pre-alpha - when a project has 7 months of work on it, there's quite a difference between the state of the project in the third month and the seventh month Sorry but your game's still a nightmarish clusterfuck and when your ship flew up to those generic N64/PS1-era NPCs I wept for you. That you quite what was likely a decent paying job to do this is terrifying. there's no nice way to say it: you're a loving moron. Learn what the "dunning-kruger effect" is and get help to fix your life while you still have the means to do so. It's nice that you have a dream but I'm afraid reality is going to be rather crushing in the end without some miracle work on that game. You might think your game's fun but not enough others will share your believe. If you put this up on greenlight right now you'd sit in a position of never seeing your game greenlit because it's another wave on a sea of terrible. Gorgolflox posted:Dreamzle listen, the biggest problem with your game is that the theme is boring as hell. You're in space in some ship shooting things, wow, never seen that before I know people that would unironically buy something like this. Make a feature that replaces the boss with a look-alike of popular players from a rival of your local team (based on GPS info) and it's golden. zylche posted:
That mail. It's "we couldn't get in to E3 (because the industry isn't retarded, unlike the media) so we're in a parking lot across the road but hey people can come try stuff that is if you come run demos of your game please please please  "theflyingorc posted:Hahahahha... So what happens  Joe Don Baker posted:The just got 15 MILLION DOLLARS and can't get a goddamned booth? The people who run E3 aren't retarded* and there's no shortage of actual, worthwhile people and products to have at E3 instead. People like fellow Goon Mug, for example. (go vote for him) *most of the time
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Especially when I made the most boring video ever that first time.
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Hey kids, meet me in the alleyway by the convention center, I've got a video game console in my van.
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Anyone know where G4's studio is located for their E3 coverage? It would be great if you could see the Ouya people begging for people on some of their shots.
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This better not take up the entire parking lot that the food trucks usually use. Don't stand between me and my food trucks. I need my Kogi/Frysmith fix. 
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I'm picturing one of those cheap flimsy tables with 1 TV and an OUYA set up running off a hotwired street light in the carpark. Perhaps they'll hire one of those sign-spinning guys that pizza places over there use to stand by the entrance of actual E3. Dreamzle is it too late to call your old boss and beg for your job?
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May 18, 2013 00:35
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Did Julie not bless us with a chart this week? I mean the E3 invite was pretty entertaining I admit.
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luncheon meat posted:I'm picturing one of those cheap flimsy tables with 1 TV and an OUYA set up running off a hotwired street light in the carpark. Perhaps they'll hire one of those sign-spinning guys that pizza places over there use to stand by the entrance of actual E3. Is there going to be an OUYA mascot?
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CURATOR OF ANIME posted:Is there going to be an OUYA mascot? Should get Mr Hankey
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Madcosby posted:I hope they take their anti-Big Three stance way too far and burn a giant mario in effigy, then cover their naked bodies in the ashes while bowing to their new Cube Lord that will take them to TV heaven. I hope Mega64 does this.
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DalaranJ posted:Look, they spent a lot on the Hey SXSW is where all the real innovation is, not CES or E3, those are just for posers who care more about entertainment than innovation. (A thing XboxPants actually argued about the trade show attendence decisions of a video game console) Edit: CES not CDC, goddamn it is friday. Red_Mage fucked around with this message at 01:08 on May 18, 2013 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:So what happens edit: Zybourne Clock is scheduled for all times on all days. I will need to sideload and I AM willing to conduct interviews. 
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Tim @ ODBC posted:Hey everyone,  Awesome new paint job just hurled into my inbox. That's a lot of shipments. A lot.
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dotalchemy posted:
Oh no, the solid line is gonna dip under the striped line, THE HUMANITY!
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Joe Don Baker posted:The just got 15 MILLION DOLLARS and can't get a goddamned booth? The registration cut-off for E3 booths was quite a while ago. There's a pretty good chance that OUYA didn't pick up that money until after that point. It insures that the only people who check them out will be people with a pre-existing interest, instead of random passers-by who would just judge them fairly based on what is presented. Even more importantly, it helps prevent the OUYA platform and games from being compared directly to the rest of the stuff at E3. Probably a good move.
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OUYA: Our E3 booth is going to be positioned right next to our Gas Station POBox.
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XboxPants posted:The registration cut-off for E3 booths was quite a while ago. There's a pretty good chance that OUYA didn't pick up that money until after that point. Ahahahah. Even before the 15 million I can guarantee they could have afforded it. As mentioned before only the rejects and bottom of the barrel awful poo poo get a booth in the parking lot. And why shouldn't OUYA be compared to the other stuff at E3. It absolutely should be. After all it's taking back the tv, securing AAA developers, and all that other bullshit Julie squirts out her rear end in a top hat. This just proves the whole thing is a loving joke. Jose Oquendo fucked around with this message at 01:13 on May 18, 2013 |
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XboxPants posted:The registration cut-off for E3 booths was quite a while ago. There's a pretty good chance that OUYA didn't pick up that money until after that point. Yeah, "only market yourself to people who already know about you" and "don't compare your product to quality products" is marketing 101.
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steinrokkan posted:Oh no, the solid line is gonna dip under the striped line, THE HUMANITY! Here at OUYA we are 100% committed to hitting a dotted line drawn in MS paint. We're ready to take drastic actions such as shifting the X axis to the right a few more days, or just completely lying about how many consoles we've shipped to ensure that we meet our fictional goals.
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Adrian Owlsley posted:Yeah, "only market yourself to people who already know about you" and "don't compare your product to quality products" is marketing 101. I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm.
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theflyingorc posted:Hahahahha... Those creatures (?) look disturbingly similar to the kinda thing I would have made in TrueBasic in middle school. drat, mand, they would have been better off using stock OUYA images.
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CURATOR OF ANIME posted:Is there going to be an OUYA mascot? His name is rumoured to be Daryl. He served your country in Vietnam but now he lives outside the convention centre. He will
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DalaranJ posted:Here at OUYA we are 100% committed to hitting a dotted line drawn in MS paint. We're ready to take drastic actions such as shifting the X axis to the right a few more days, or just completely lying about how many consoles we've shipped to ensure that we meet our fictional goals. Seriously, it amazes me that they have yet to release a single coherent set of statistics (for anything not just shipping) and there are people out there rabidly defending them like they're these struggling, misunderstood, genius martyrs. I know there are a lot of stupid people in the world, but god drat.
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gnarlyhotep posted:Seriously, it amazes me that they have yet to release a single coherent set of statistics (for anything not just shipping) and there are people out there rabidly defending them like they're these struggling, misunderstood, genius martyrs. I know there are a lot of stupid people in the world, but god drat. Man, like, statistics is like just a number, absolute results are, man, like just products of the Man*, OUYA is all about relative values, duuudeski, like, their numbers, they are RELATIVE, not absolute, check your privilege before you judge OUYA's progress! *Man = Big three
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miscellaneous14 posted:I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm. Seems likely...
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steinrokkan posted:Man, like, statistics is like just a number, absolute results are, man, like just products of the Man*, OUYA is all about relative values, duuudeski, like, their numbers, they are RELATIVE, not absolute, check your privilege before you judge OUYA's progress! Sorry, didn't mean to ouyashame 
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Ysolda, proud developer of Mammoth Tusk Mania, is now going to be at the OU3 all day everyday, except for 2pm, when she is scheduled to repeat the same tired dialog with a nord hobo.
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zylche posted:But you can't just change hardware this late into production. The software? ODK hasn't been updated since Apr 17, 2013 or Apr 8, 2013 if you go by their actual changelog. Both are 1.0.3. The controllers have their own firmware, so it's possible that was the software update. The hardware change they mentioned is that they're supposedly making the button holes in the faceplate larger. They're a totally separate piece, and it's a pretty minor modification; is it possible they could have made that a change like that?
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Sankis posted:I hope Mega64 does this. Oh boy, almost missed the new graph!  Edit: Whoa whoa whoa, what's this "Tim" bullshit?
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XboxPants posted:The registration cut-off for E3 booths was quite a while ago. There's a pretty good chance that OUYA didn't pick up that money until after that point. Nothing says serious like a console launch here  Hope the Icon Ultra Lounge doesn't get too busy and push the XHOYAA overflow crowd into the bus stop crowds.
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So a guy on twitch got one of these and is streaming (http://www.twitch.tv/lobosjr). He's playing FF3 right now. EDIT: He went to eat. Maybe we can see more of the revolution later. EDIT2: Here's the archive: http://www.twitch.tv/lobosjr/b/404815122. Within the first two minutes the button on his controller gets stuck. Presteign fucked around with this message at 02:31 on May 18, 2013 |
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jkrotch posted:So a guy on twitch got one of these and is streaming (http://www.twitch.tv/lobosjr). He's playing FF3 right now. HOT drat LOOK AT THEM GRAPHICS. I would be so happy to have this sitting under my Christmas tree!
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dotalchemy posted:
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pentyne posted:Nothing says serious like a console launch here More importantly, I think this is the parking lot where they usually park a bunch of food trucks for E3. If I go to get a cheesesteak and find nothing but crappy SCREWYA games, I'm going to be pissed off.
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