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nickhimself posted:That's not even a response to his question, you bagel That's the perfect response, you busted fool.
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bascule posted:I hear the Game of Thrones theme...played on a kazoo. Here's a better kazoo version: http://youtu.be/occUYj9Yivg
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nickhimself posted:That's not even a response to his question, you bagel I have no idea why this bagel thing is so funny to me. I am a child (and a bagel.) Listen and look:  Remember Alf? Oh god I'm old. 
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I thought the bagel thing was some wierd homophob thing, for anatomical reasons. Being a bagel myself there is probably a reason I didn't even think about it as a slander on jews.
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May 18, 2013 00:43
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It's just one of those words that you can use to sound insulting, you doorknobs. And it's pronounced baggel.
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May 18, 2013 00:58
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I assumed bagel meant 'zero'.
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Typical bagelist position.
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The Ape of Naples posted:I assumed bagel meant 'zero'. Doughy and tasteless and created in a cruel, caustic environment, the bagel is both literally and figuratively empty inside. Personified by its hole alone, it offers nothing to society except a languid and impotent place where you can spread your creamy gunk before putting the bagel out of its misery. It is the worst insult.
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Noni posted:Doughy and tasteless and created in a cruel, caustic environment, the bagel is both literally and figuratively empty inside. Personified by its hole alone, it offers nothing to society except a languid and impotent place where you can spread your creamy gunk before putting the bagel out of its misery. It is the worst insult. So they're prostitutes?
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DrinkMoreBeer posted:So they're prostitutes? Naw prostitutes are doughnuts. All of the same properties as a bagel but more enjoyable and you always feel really guilty after buying one.
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May 18, 2013 01:33
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Noni posted:Doughy and tasteless and created in a cruel, caustic environment, the bagel is both literally and figuratively empty inside. Personified by its hole alone, it offers nothing to society except a languid and impotent place where you can spread your creamy gunk before putting the bagel out of its misery. It is the worst insult. That's beautiful. 
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May 18, 2013 01:37
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Noni posted:before putting the bagel out of its misery. You know you don't actually have to kill the prostitute right?
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randyest posted:Remember Alf? Oh god I'm old. Still can't believe they're making an Alf movie... Just... Why?
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Crasscrab posted:Still can't believe they're making an Alf movie... Just... Why? Hollywood has long been scraping the bottom of the proverbial barrel of original ideas.
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May 18, 2013 01:51
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Noni posted:Doughy and tasteless and created in a cruel, caustic environment, the bagel is both literally and figuratively empty inside. Personified by its hole alone, it offers nothing to society except a languid and impotent place where you can spread your creamy gunk before putting the bagel out of its misery. It is the worst insult. 
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Anyone have that Lord of the Rings screencap of Frodo with no nose? It had weird subtitles, like "Aragorn!" and then the bottom one was just ???????. Google fails to come up with anything. LotR is on right now and I just burst out laughing when I remembered it.
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May 18, 2013 02:40
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Unfortunate song scrolling.
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May 18, 2013 02:44
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A bagel storage device. This is what the world needed.
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May 18, 2013 02:46
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It's an empty CD/DVD spindle.  Recycling rules
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cowboythreespeech posted:It's an empty CD/DVD spindle. Yes, a bagel storage device. That's what I said.
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kinmik posted:Anyone have that Lord of the Rings screencap of Frodo with no nose? It had weird subtitles, like "Aragorn!" and then the bottom one was just ???????. Google fails to come up with anything. LotR is on right now and I just burst out laughing when I remembered it. 
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May 18, 2013 02:53
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I can't help but think of this awful thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QAlt4Sfl7Q
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May 18, 2013 03:05
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 Oh, you asian and pacific islanders.
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I'm really shocked that I'm the one who had to do this, especially since my real computer is down for maintenance and there is literally no room to download gimp or anything decent on this one... Apotheosis posted:Summer is coming. Forgive me forums, for I have sinned. ALL I HAVE IS PAINT!   Man, I tried so hard to get a reflection of the words in the pool. I miss photoshop soo much. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 18, 2013 03:31
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 Maestro wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man thanks you.
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gently caress logic posted:I'm really shocked that I'm the one who had to do this, especially since my real computer is down for maintenance and there is literally no room to download gimp or anything decent on this one... Game of Foams
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May 18, 2013 03:40
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zVxTeflon posted:Game of Foams You swim or you die.
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My car had the most awesome mileage yesterday morning. I was driving three 12 year old boys to school and the laughter did not stop for 15 minutes.
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gently caress logic posted:You swim or you die. WHERE ARE MY DRAGON FLOATIES?!
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Should be sleeping posted:My car had the most awesome mileage yesterday morning. I was driving three 12 year old boys to school and the laughter did not stop for 15 minutes. This is lovely. If only it had been two degrees warmer, it would be 69 BOOBS PRNOS. Mods please rename me 69 BOOBS PRNOS.
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"d[-.- posted:b" post="415572168"] I don't see it. What's the mistake? Edit: Oh, it's the "34rd".
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tehloki posted:I can't help but think of this awful thing Awful? Go, you philistine. Run away and never return. 
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Toriori posted:Awful? Go, you philistine. Run away and never return. I love it anyway something awful dot com.
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benito posted:This whole video is about Italians singing a fake English language R&B/rock song. Imagine an American singing a a bad stereotype of Italian opera or some love song (like in Lady & The Tramp) and this is the delightful reverse of that. Think about how Sbarro's mangles the notion of Italian food, and now imagine a hamburger joint in Naples. Here is the whole original, without the sketch segment at the beginning. I think its better video quality too. EDIT: Christ, I'm addicted to this drat song. For months. Billy the Mountain has a new favorite as of 05:09 on May 18, 2013 |
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Bacontotem posted:WHERE ARE MY DRAGON FLOATIES?! A Song of Slips 'N Slides
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More adserver hilarity:
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Brother Jonathan posted:I don't see it. What's the mistake? I think it's funny that there's a "nonspecific Asian and Pacific Islander" heritage festival. Why not just call it "Census Designated Racial Category C Heritage Festival"
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