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The very pants I was returning! That's perfect irony!
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WarEternal posted:Did you hear about Fulton? I went by the hospital to see him a few days ago, I think he'd really like you to come visit. He said he could use a good laugh. Did you tell him the Pachyderm story? I wish I had a friend we called Pachyderm...seems like a cook nickname.
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# ? May 19, 2013 21:29 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I wish I had a friend we called Pachyderm...seems like a cook nickname. Well from now on I want you to call me Jerry the Great.
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# ? May 19, 2013 21:37 |
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Capt. Sticl posted:Well from now on I want you to call me Jerry the Great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14_-En-JTk
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# ? May 19, 2013 21:40 |
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Well, who's this fellow with Jon Hamm? It's Larry David who stars in a Curb-esque, improvised movie by Greg Mottola with a bunch of pretty great actors (some of whom have appeared on Curb). Teaser
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# ? May 20, 2013 06:29 |
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Stare-Out posted:Well, who's this fellow with Jon Hamm? Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.
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# ? May 20, 2013 07:24 |
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Stare-Out posted:Well, who's this fellow with Jon Hamm? He's dressed like Larry Charles.
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# ? May 20, 2013 09:58 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Thick lustrous hair is very important to me. Oh, Supreme Allah... The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price? Your soul. Oh, and by the way - you have til' five o'clock to clear out your desk. You're fired.
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# ? May 20, 2013 14:21 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Thick lustrous hair is very important to me. Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?
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# ? May 20, 2013 21:06 |
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Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out?
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# ? May 20, 2013 21:32 |
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It. It. Out. Out.
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# ? May 20, 2013 22:09 |
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Tommy Tune is very tall. That helps. It makes him lankier.
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# ? May 20, 2013 23:40 |
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....Mulva?
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# ? May 21, 2013 05:16 |
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Sometimes they can't breathe in there! It's inhuman...
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# ? May 21, 2013 05:22 |
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That's right folks, I just had three shots of Hennigan's, and I don't smell. Imagine! You can walk around drunk all day! That's Hennigan's. No smell. No tell. Scotch.
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# ? May 21, 2013 16:39 |
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potee posted:Sometimes they can't breathe in there! Oh, it be so... I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!
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# ? May 21, 2013 17:16 |
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potee posted:Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out? Hey. Hey how was your date with Phil Titola? He took it out. (shakes) Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhuman.
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# ? May 21, 2013 17:20 |
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Newman died?
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# ? May 21, 2013 17:34 |
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Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night.
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# ? May 22, 2013 00:10 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night. Details, DETAILS!!
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# ? May 22, 2013 03:58 |
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Root Bear posted:Details, DETAILS!! That entire exchange is Seinfeld at it's best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBx-eT8D5nc. George's mini-rant at the end easily makes my top 10 favourite moments in the show.
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# ? May 22, 2013 04:06 |
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CaptainHollywood posted:That entire exchange is Seinfeld at it's best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBx-eT8D5nc. George's mini-rant at the end easily makes my top 10 favourite moments in the show. I bet those glasses hurt. They have like hooks on the end!
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# ? May 23, 2013 02:22 |
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Darin's going away for a long, long time.
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# ? May 23, 2013 06:49 |
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CaptainHollywood posted:That entire exchange is Seinfeld at it's best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBx-eT8D5nc. George's mini-rant at the end easily makes my top 10 favourite moments in the show. The little hand movement he does later when he's saying he knows "less about woman than..." is just really great.
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# ? May 23, 2013 10:41 |
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myron cope posted:I bet those glasses hurt. They have like hooks on the end! Do the hooks make it more attractive myron?
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# ? May 23, 2013 12:23 |
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CaptainHollywood posted:That entire exchange is Seinfeld at it's best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBx-eT8D5nc. George's mini-rant at the end easily makes my top 10 favourite moments in the show. That one is pretty good, but I like the one where Jerry says he's not going to go through with the menage more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_pv_vRHKI George getting so upset is great
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# ? May 23, 2013 13:05 |
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CaptainHollywood posted:That entire exchange is Seinfeld at it's best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBx-eT8D5nc. George's mini-rant at the end easily makes my top 10 favourite moments in the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RK99NAJyeg I had a different interpretation!
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# ? May 23, 2013 14:08 |
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It's better than eating it alone in the restaurant, like some loser!
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# ? May 24, 2013 06:01 |
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You fed the horse Beef-A-Reno?
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# ? May 25, 2013 01:43 |
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I'll tell you what you did Caligula, you combined food and sex into one disgusting uncontrollable urge!
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# ? May 25, 2013 02:00 |
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Finally I will have some justice. Send them away! Send them all away! Lock them up forever! They are not human. They are very bad! Very, very, very bad!
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# ? May 25, 2013 03:19 |
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What's the deal with Jerry's VO at the end of The Bubble Boy? Did it really need a badly dubbed in reaction to the cabin burning? Athanatos fucked around with this message at 03:27 on May 26, 2013 |
# ? May 26, 2013 03:24 |
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Ooph. Your gettin' heavy. You look like you put on five.. ten pounds.
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# ? May 26, 2013 04:49 |
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Those are my Everyday Balloons!
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# ? May 26, 2013 05:22 |
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Capt. Sticl posted:Ooph. Your gettin' heavy. You look like you put on five.. ten pounds. Hey, I got the body of a... taught, pre-teen Swedish boy.
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# ? May 26, 2013 07:32 |
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Athanatos posted:What's the deal with Jerry's VO at the end of The Bubble Boy? You think I laugh like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer?
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# ? May 26, 2013 08:12 |
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Capt. Sticl posted:Ooph. Your gettin' heavy. You look like you put on five.. ten pounds. The verdict is in.... FAT!!!
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# ? May 27, 2013 07:28 |
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Thanks for ruining my daddy's business you fat gently caress!
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# ? May 27, 2013 16:38 |
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Uh hunh. Uh hunh. Mm hmm. What about the pact?!
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Hey - another round of strawberry for me and my friends!
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