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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The very pants I was returning! That's perfect irony!

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

WarEternal posted:

Did you hear about Fulton? I went by the hospital to see him a few days ago, I think he'd really like you to come visit. He said he could use a good laugh.

Did you tell him the Pachyderm story?

I wish I had a friend we called Pachyderm...seems like a cook nickname.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

DrBouvenstein posted:

I wish I had a friend we called Pachyderm...seems like a cook nickname.

Well from now on I want you to call me Jerry the Great.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Capt. Sticl posted:

Well from now on I want you to call me Jerry the Great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14_-En-JTk

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Well, who's this fellow with Jon Hamm?



It's Larry David who stars in a Curb-esque, improvised movie by Greg Mottola with a bunch of pretty great actors (some of whom have appeared on Curb).

Teaser

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Stare-Out posted:

Well, who's this fellow with Jon Hamm?



It's Larry David who stars in a Curb-esque, improvised movie by Greg Mottola with a bunch of pretty great actors (some of whom have appeared on Curb).

Teaser

:eyepop: Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

Stare-Out posted:

Well, who's this fellow with Jon Hamm?



It's Larry David who stars in a Curb-esque, improvised movie by Greg Mottola with a bunch of pretty great actors (some of whom have appeared on Curb).

Teaser

He's dressed like Larry Charles.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Supreme Allah posted:

:eyepop: Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.

Oh, Supreme Allah...

The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one.

The price? Your soul.




Oh, and by the way - you have til' five o'clock to clear out your desk.

You're fired. :colbert:

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Supreme Allah posted:

:eyepop: Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.

Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out?

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013
It. It.
Out. Out.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Tommy Tune is very tall. That helps. It makes him lankier.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
....Mulva?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Sometimes they can't breathe in there!

It's inhuman...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
That's right folks, I just had three shots of Hennigan's, and I don't smell. Imagine! You can walk around drunk all day! That's Hennigan's.

No smell. No tell.

Scotch.

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

potee posted:

Sometimes they can't breathe in there!

It's inhuman...

Oh, it be so... I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

potee posted:

Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out?

Hey. Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?

He took it out.

(shakes)

Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhuman.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Newman died? :ohdear:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night.

Details, DETAILS!! :allears:

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Root Bear posted:

Details, DETAILS!! :allears:

That entire exchange is Seinfeld at it's best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBx-eT8D5nc. George's mini-rant at the end easily makes my top 10 favourite moments in the show.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

CaptainHollywood posted:

That entire exchange is Seinfeld at it's best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBx-eT8D5nc. George's mini-rant at the end easily makes my top 10 favourite moments in the show.

I bet those glasses hurt. They have like hooks on the end!

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Darin's going away for a long, long time.

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

CaptainHollywood posted:

That entire exchange is Seinfeld at it's best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBx-eT8D5nc. George's mini-rant at the end easily makes my top 10 favourite moments in the show.

The little hand movement he does later when he's saying he knows "less about woman than..." is just really great.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

myron cope posted:

I bet those glasses hurt. They have like hooks on the end!

Do the hooks make it more attractive myron?

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

CaptainHollywood posted:

That entire exchange is Seinfeld at it's best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBx-eT8D5nc. George's mini-rant at the end easily makes my top 10 favourite moments in the show.

That one is pretty good, but I like the one where Jerry says he's not going to go through with the menage more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_pv_vRHKI

George getting so upset is great

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

CaptainHollywood posted:

That entire exchange is Seinfeld at it's best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBx-eT8D5nc. George's mini-rant at the end easily makes my top 10 favourite moments in the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RK99NAJyeg

I had a different interpretation!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
It's better than eating it alone in the restaurant, like some loser!

Epic Mount
Jun 18, 2007
You fed the horse Beef-A-Reno?

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013
I'll tell you what you did Caligula, you combined food and sex into one disgusting uncontrollable urge!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Finally I will have some justice. Send them away! Send them all away! Lock them up forever! They are not human. They are very bad! Very, very, very bad!

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
What's the deal with Jerry's VO at the end of The Bubble Boy?

Did it really need a badly dubbed in reaction to the cabin burning?

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 03:27 on May 26, 2013

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Ooph. Your gettin' heavy. You look like you put on five.. ten pounds.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Those are my Everyday Balloons!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Ooph. Your gettin' heavy. You look like you put on five.. ten pounds.

Hey, I got the body of a... taught, pre-teen Swedish boy.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Athanatos posted:

What's the deal with Jerry's VO at the end of The Bubble Boy?

Did it really need a badly dubbed in reaction to the cabin burning?

You think I laugh like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Capt. Sticl posted:

Ooph. Your gettin' heavy. You look like you put on five.. ten pounds.

The verdict is in....




FAT!!! :btroll:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Thanks for ruining my daddy's business you fat gently caress!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
Uh hunh. Uh hunh. Mm hmm.





What about the pact?!

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Hey - another round of strawberry for me and my friends!

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