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Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
It's the Louisville Muggers, not Sluggers :ssh:

(looks great btw)

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alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
I dismantled some robots yesterday.

And I built a better pitch recepticator. And so I present the Ted Simmulator 1970! This bot can run complex simulations to help predict what opposing pitchers will throw, which should translate to more power in my line-up, and less strike-outs. Hopefully. This should be a pretty big upgrade over the old Kennedy model.

The Not-Evil-Island Automatons select 1970 Ted Simmons

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


aaaa gently caress it '70 Steve Carlton

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

On the off chance that oldskool of the Oranges is reading this, GVOLTT has made his selection ('64 Roberto Clemente) and so you should start considering who you want to pick!

Edit: yeah, yeah, I can't read, just make a pick because I'm so close :cry:

kw0134 fucked around with this message at 04:07 on May 19, 2013

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

kw0134 posted:

On the off chance that oldskool of the Oranges is reading this, GVOLTT has made his selection ('68 Roberto Clemente) and so you should start considering who you want to pick!

That's '64 Clemente.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

gently caress, my top 2 "nice for depth but not serving a ton of purpose otherwise" options are still available.

With the 39th pick in Dispersal Draft IX, the Florida Oranges select 1910 Napoleon Lajoie, since in literally any other draft class a guy with 2B eligibility who hits .384 goes top 5 & he's still sitting there at 39.

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007

Smasher Dynamo posted:

In either case, I present to you, the brackets for the first-ever Super-League Cup!

my god it's full of brackets

Also, :staredog: at how the various IDA iterations are seeded, well, I suppose mainly IDAv1. I was expecting all three to be near the bottom of the brackets.

GVOLTT
Dec 27, 2012

Honestly, I don't know what I want to put here, so I'm going with this.


Just posting to confirm that I indeed did take '64 Roberto Clemente with the 38th 36th overall pick.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.


Biscuit Buster Pants fell to 40th???? Yeah okay.



Do dope, gently caress hope, Killer Mikes take Lou Gehrig, 1938.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆


I grab 1990 Barry Larkin and will see y'all in a week for my third round pick.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Spreadsheet for the new page.

Zodiac5000
Jun 19, 2006

Protects the Pack!

Doctor Rope


With the 42nd pick of the Dispersal Draft, the South Dakota Marmosets take Roberto Alomar '96

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007



With the 43rd pick, the Cuba Batmen select 1971 Don Sutton.

FairGame is on the clock.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander



The St. Louis Self-Congratulators ignore their horrid bullpen and select '79 Ted Simmons

The San Marcos engineers are on the clock

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007
Still looking to flip someone like Orel Hershiser/David Wells/Bob Welch for one of the next few picks. Lots of dead-ballers available, too.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮


The Engies take the 1911 version of Eddie Plank with the 45th overall pick.

Llamas are on the clock.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?




With the 46th Overall pick, the Carolina Llamas select Rick Reuschel '76

Time for time Paradoxes.

Manifunk Destiny and the Indianapolis Generals are now on the clock.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

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Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
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Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
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Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

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Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Sorry for the mess, I needed to do a bit of spring cleaning in the OP.

Manifunk Destiny, it's your pick.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Holy gently caress, I don't care anymore.

The Generals take '24 Joe Sewell because I hate them.

mks5000, it's your pick.

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."
New OP looks very nice, Smasher.

Very much looking forward to the Cup. How will it run?

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011



The Southie Hitmen select 1998 Curt Schilling.

Pungry is up!

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Reminder that I'd still happily move my baby Vlad for any remaining pick or some neat bullpenning help.

My 'pen is an absolute wasteland right now where the best pitcher is probably JJ Putz.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."


Denny Rainwater: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Owner: NotThatSamBeckett
Location: Punta Arenas, Región de Magallanes y de la Antártica Chilena, Chile
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The Best, Most Post-Modern, Critically-Acclaimed, Genre-Bending, Award-Winning, Game-Changing Obit that Ever Existed!



TKBomber7285
Feb 20, 2011

Smasher Dynamo posted:



The Best, Most Post-Modern, Critically-Acclaimed, Genre-Bending, Award-Winning, Game-Changing Obit that Ever Existed!





Am I the only one who saw this and immediately thought of the angry sun from Super Mario Brothers 3? For some reason that just makes this obit in my mind.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
The Pungry Pungry Pippoes select '27 Eddie Collins. I hope he gets injured one day into the season.

Robert_Deadford, to quote a well-known Polish proverb, "Make your loving pick soon or I'll break your team."

Here's the draft document

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Hey hey hey, I just got here! Can I take uhhhh I don't know '75 Goose Gossage

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Hourly forum name searches save the day once again

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Reliever run! Reliever run!

Robert Deadford
Mar 1, 2008
Ultra Carp


As they say in Poland, HWDP!

Krakow Dragons select 1B Eddie Murray '87. May God have mercy on our bullpen, because I won't.

Factorialite! Now is the hour!

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
I just checked the spread-sheet and realized I pick the wrong Simmons. Oops. Well, I wasn't going to win many games anyway haha. So in case you were wondering, I just can't read numbers apparently and 79 is the same thing as 70.

factorialite
Mar 3, 2008

by Lowtax
Anyone with more than one pick, our a pick and a player, looking to trade up?

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

factorialite posted:

Anyone with more than one pick, our a pick and a player, looking to trade up?

How about :

'04 Jimmy Rollins and Pick #73

for picks

#52 and #87?

TKBomber7285
Feb 20, 2011

factorialite posted:

Anyone with more than one pick, our a pick and a player, looking to trade up?

Well, I could offer you 1950 Pee Wee Reese and the #85 pick for the 52nd pick straight up.

factorialite
Mar 3, 2008

by Lowtax
Nah, no thanks to either offer. Neither SS is really compelling enough to take over Hanley Ramirez, though I'm trying to grab his lineage at the moment. How did he come to the Million Dollar Men?

TKBomber7285
Feb 20, 2011

factorialite posted:

Nah, no thanks to either offer. Neither SS is really compelling enough to take over Hanley Ramirez, though I'm trying to grab his lineage at the moment. How did he come to the Million Dollar Men?

He was on the Cologne Emperors for seasons 5-7.

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mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
The Saturn Biosparks had him, and I think they got him from the Cologne Emperors.

e: :argh:

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