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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

LividLiquid posted:

Somebody can't hit the jump on Koopa Troopa Beach.

dude I can't hit that shortcut 15 years later.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mr Muggy posted:

This is Tozawa as he is playing Uhaa Nation at Mario Kart 64.

He's right, MK 64 is bullshit. Double Dash is criminally underrated.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ReyMysterio posted:

Great news today with Doc Andrews! Revisit on the 19th of June for a minor procedure and still trying to b back in the ring by late August!

sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"
It's expected but still disappointing that Mysterio apparently wants to get back in the ring. He can't be shambling around much better than Hogan anymore.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
I'll go so far as to say that given his knees and other health issues, I really don't want to see Rey in a ring again. Please, Rey, give it up so you can still do fun stuff with your family without wincing in pain every five minutes. :(

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I'll go so far as to say that given his knees and other health issues, I really don't want to see Rey in a ring again. Please, Rey, give it up so you can still do fun stuff with your family without wincing in pain every five minutes. :(

I'm sure he is already past this point, so he might as well wrestle and enjoy himself for 10-15 minutes a night.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

MassRanTer posted:

He's right, MK 64 is bullshit. Double Dash is criminally underrated.

Where were you when I was in high school arguing with my dumb friends?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Jefferoo posted:

It's Vince trying to upstage the Indies, once again!

Didn't he just team them with Natalya?

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Where were you when I was in high school arguing with my dumb friends?

Being wrong.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Jack Krauser posted:

Being wrong.

But Double Dash IS underrated. It's still not the best MK (hello 7) but it's underrated.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

cart racers are terrible

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax
Can we just make a Twitter bot that spams Stephanie every time HHH is in some lovely booking and/or segment? Considering how they're so into "social media," it's worth a shot...

Draga
Dec 9, 2011

WASHI JA!

oatgan posted:

cart racers are terrible

Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed is awesome :colbert:

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

njsykora posted:

But Double Dash IS underrated. It's still not the best MK (hello 7) but it's underrated.

Well yeah, 7 is good.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

As you can imagine, :bahgawd: saw carnage today

quote:

Thx for all the well wishes today during the #Oklahoma tornados. We are safe but 5 minutes away lies death & devastation. #pray4Oklahoma

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

oatgan posted:

cart racers are terrible
LEGO Racers was awesome :colbert:

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp
Asking the important questions

@wrestleshoot posted:

do u think hhh ever spit stephanies pussy juices like that

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...

So after following her twitter for a bit, are we sure this person isn't a goon?

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!


@mslayel posted:

"@JakeMLarson @mslayel just performed the best tap out of all time @WWEAJLee #blackwidow"
Sorry hard loss 2nite 😓
Btw "it was Firm"
#LOL

@WWEAJLee posted:

“@HEELZiggler: hell of a job tonite, babe, you know how much i love your submissions ;)” Layla borrowed some of your "moves" #ImAHandful

:crossarms:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I love that the replay purposefully caught that.

RagingHematoma
Apr 19, 2004

Goiters can be beautiful too!

MassRanTer posted:

There are Brock Lesnar shirts.

:bravo:

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Hulk Hogan posted:

MIGUELAMANIA at least he did it right brother... All MIGUELAMANIA fans are now supposed to be following @HulkHogan brother HH
:ughh:

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

For those who don't know:


Also, go buy Miguel's last album. It was really great

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Wario Kart 64 posted:

For those who don't know:


Also, go buy Miguel's last album. It was really great

did he rough ryder a chick?

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

coconono posted:

did he rough ryder a chick?

She was a hoeski

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

coconono posted:

did he rough ryder a chick?

Yep. Don't try to jump from stage to stage in a suit, I guess.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

coconono posted:

did he rough ryder a chick?
Not only that. Watch his other leg.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Perigryn posted:

Not only that. Watch his other leg.

holy poo poo. Davey Richards should take notes.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

that was so loving stupid, he could've broken her neck

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Textbook leg drop. He should've flipped and gone for a Harlem Hangover.

Seriously, though; What a stupid, irresponsible dick. They could've been killed.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

LividLiquid posted:

Textbook leg drop. He should've flipped and gone for a Harlem Hangover.

Seriously, though; What a stupid, irresponsible dick. They could've been killed.

They signed a Pain Waiver.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Something seems off about this tweet

Jim Ross posted:



#Oklahoma people have persevered since Trail of Tears & Dust Bowl. We will again. Help Red Cross help families in need. #PrayersForOklahoma

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

bobkatt013 posted:

Something seems off about this tweet

He was right. He was right all along.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

A.J. posted:



What could be better than The Shield holding titles? The Shield holding puppies and asking me how my day was.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

bobkatt013 posted:

Something seems off about this tweet

Hey his family suffered during the Trail Of Tears. The His Great Great Great Grandfather got hella saddle sore forcing those Indians to march all that way.

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~


I think everyone would be excited to see that.

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
JR might be part Native American...

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Let's avoid the discussion on whether the old man in the cowboy hat is a bit racist.

@BigELangston posted:

When I reach 100K followers, I'm going to rub Vaseline all over my body & hit the streets.

When I reach 1,000 tweets, I'm going to perform a random act of kindness...But not before I rub Vaseline all over my body & hit the streets.

My 1000th tweet is dedicated to nonsense. And lovers of nonsense. And weirdos. And people that toe the line for the greater good. Mazel tov!

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Carlito got drunk/hacked/dirtsheeted.

quote:

Just watched RAW, two members of the group need to stop believing in THE SHIELD & start believing in THE GYM!
— carlito (@Bodyguylito) May 21, 2013

That third member though...big fan!!!
— carlito (@Bodyguylito) May 21, 2013

Dirt sheets, stop trying to start sh*#% with my tweets! These just f'n jokes! Leave me in the land of irrelevance where Im happy! Thank you
— carlito (@Bodyguylito) May 21, 2013

Those loving dirtsheets.

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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Skinty McEdger posted:

Carlito got drunk/hacked/dirtsheeted.


Those loving dirtsheets.
Carlito's got Hardy-Angle disease.

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