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Captain McAllister
May 24, 2001


televiper posted:

Maybe not Terrible, per-say, but still:




Progressive JPEG posted:

my favorite (no joke) is tow hitches on inappropriate cars


Uh, I see no trailer hitch on the silver car...but do see a car headed the same direction as the other two, but on the other side of the concrete barrier (i.e...wrong way).

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Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



Captain McAllister posted:

Uh, I see no trailer hitch on the silver car...but do see a car headed the same direction as the other two, but on the other side of the concrete barrier (i.e...wrong way).

Probably an express lane, with another lane past the next barriers going the other way. I-80 in north Jersey has a few sections like that.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Another reason to hate Jersey

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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Captain McAllister posted:

Uh, I see no trailer hitch on the silver car...but do see a car headed the same direction as the other two, but on the other side of the concrete barrier (i.e...wrong way).

AMG sticker on a Toyota Matrix.

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
:negative:
That is the nicest vehicle ever owned by Juggalo.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer

Rugoberta Munchu posted:

:negative:
That is the nicest vehicle ever owned by Juggalo.

Crossposting from CA:

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I dunno, but that's a modern BMW engine. Fuel injected, partially oil cooled.


The other day I saw the pointiest bike ever. Here is a montage:

Look at all the ways you could poke yourself!!!


Highlights:
- Two wristwatches on the top triples
- "Hoe taxi" written in front of the rear seat, but there's no rear seat currently installed, so how is it going to taxi any hoes?
- Juggalo logo painted on, with juggalo misspelled
- It's a gixxer 600.

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
Insansanity indeed.

Polymerized Cum
May 5, 2012
I kept a cheapie Armitron watch strapped onto my triple tree when I had a bike. It was easier than taking my cell phone out to check the time.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Polymerized Cum posted:

I kept a cheapie Armitron watch strapped onto my triple tree when I had a bike. It was easier than taking my cell phone out to check the time.

But two? That's just insansanity.

Polymerized Cum
May 5, 2012

Uthor posted:

But two? That's just insansanity.

Current and zulu time :haw:

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003

Polymerized Cum posted:

I kept a cheapie Armitron watch strapped onto my triple tree when I had a bike. It was easier than taking my cell phone out to check the time.

I've had three cheapo watches stolen off of my triples over the past few years. I guess the hobos walking down my alley need to tell the time too but they were seriously lovely watches.

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
Bums beware: you're in for a world of pointy wristhurt if you try and steal a watch from a juggallo. gotauger.com

Turns out that "gotanger.com" is a defunct domain which, when it was functioning, redirected to a MySpace page. Their logo has the same backwards N which makes looking up their website impossible since it looks like a u. This video from that page is full of both terrible car and people stuff.

Don't click at work unless you're employed at the tit store.

Rugoberta Munchu fucked around with this message at 20:01 on May 25, 2013

nitrogen
May 21, 2004

Oh, what's a 217°C difference between friends?

Uthor posted:

But two? That's just insansanity.

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.


Florida :911:

I think this man is singlehandedly keeping Smittybuilt out of bankruptcy.

televiper
Feb 12, 2007

WE'RE ONTO YOU.

:negative: indeed. Sorry about that.


Captain McAllister posted:

Uh, I see no trailer hitch on the silver car...but do see a car headed the same direction as the other two, but on the other side of the concrete barrier (i.e...wrong way).

That was on VA-267 / The Dulles Toll Road, where there is a center section that bypasses the toll road and offers free passage to and from the airport.

Dakotaboy88
Apr 28, 2007

kastein posted:



Florida :911:

I think this man is singlehandedly keeping Smittybuilt out of bankruptcy.

Good lord, might as well dip the rest of it in chrome to match. And maybe toss on another bumper or two, just to be safe.

Poisonlizard
Apr 1, 2007

Dakotaboy88 posted:

maybe toss on another bumper or two, just to be safe.

Whoah! That's just crazy talk there, you can only have so many bumpers.


He needs a quadruple roll bar in the back.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Gotta take the plates off for the pictures, don't want to mess up the body lines.




Analogue Kid
Jan 4, 2013

Straight outta Roswell. I'd have to cruise in that given the chance but it looks very uncomfortable.

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


Iron Soul posted:

Straight outta Roswell. I'd have to cruise in that given the chance but it looks very uncomfortable.

Especially if the seats have been in direct sunlight.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Astroman posted:

Especially if the seats have been in direct sunlight.

Given those are Russian plates I'd be more worried about what happens when the seats freeze...

echoplex
Mar 5, 2008

Stainless Style
Your face would just be in so many pieces after crashing that thing.

Polymerized Cum
May 5, 2012
I could use some overtime, they should sell those things in the states.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Polymerized Cum posted:

I could use some overtime, they should sell those things in the states.

Please. The steering wheel works as a sluice grate, your job would be easier than usual. Show up, take cellphone pictures, post on Facebook, hose it down and you're done.

SHAQ4PREZ
Dec 21, 2004

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Economy Car


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6l-bzAuwLs

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

This makes me want to find the local 'hellaflush' community, gather some mechanical engineering friends, and go around with clipboards and write fake tickets for creating unsafe mechanical failures.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

I'll choose to believe that guy on the right wears the mask because he's actually sickened at the sight of the car.

sadnessboner
Feb 20, 2006
Treading the line between the two picture threads:


http://forums.projektgerman.com/showthread.php?14915-Ratty-Porsche

It tears my balls apart that a Porsche had to die, but it's certainly original

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^
Naw, that definitely belongs.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

sadnessboner posted:

Treading the line between the two picture threads:


http://forums.projektgerman.com/showthread.php?14915-Ratty-Porsche

It tears my balls apart that a Porsche had to die, but it's certainly original

I...am going to have to say I like it in a weird way. They put a lot of work into that, and its actually pretty neat looking...

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
I hope he doesn't have to have his passenger crawl out of the windshield to shift gears :v:

Sadi
Jan 18, 2005
SC - Where there are more rednecks than people
I love it. Its not like your average 911 is that rare or unique. Its cool to see a variation on the slammed vw rat rod. I cant wait to see it done.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Sadi posted:

I love it. Its not like your average 911 is that rare or unique. Its cool to see a variation on the slammed vw rat rod. I cant wait to see it done.

From the pictures in his thread, they are doing pretty damned good frame and suspension welding and work.

Beach Bum posted:

I hope he doesn't have to have his passenger crawl out of the windshield to shift gears :v:

You'd hope he eventually moves the shifter back

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
I have to say I've never seen a porsche with a live axle dually rear. Not sure what I think of that.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Powershift posted:

Gotta take the plates off for the pictures, don't want to mess up the body lines.






You cretins wouldn't know art if it bit you in the rear end :smugbert:

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel
ProjektGerman is a local(Iowa) automotive forum and most of it makes me want to blow my brains out. I hope he puts RWB flares on it.

Dakotaboy88
Apr 28, 2007

CommieGIR posted:

I...am going to have to say I like it in a weird way. They put a lot of work into that, and its actually pretty neat looking...

I kinda like too. But I'm also not a Porsche purist, so I'm not too concerned about anything getting ruined. In my mind I think I see where they are going with it. Picturing a fat rear with a sleek long front end. Something that's loosely based on a 911, but obviously stretched, slammed, and widened.

Dakotaboy88 fucked around with this message at 05:11 on May 27, 2013

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003

Lightbulb Out posted:

I hope he puts RWB flares on it.

Speaking of flares...

Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010

Geoj posted:

You cretins wouldn't know art if it bit you in the rear end :smugbert:
...As evidenced by the bite in the rear end they get every time they sit in the thing. :gonk:

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Aurune
Jun 17, 2006

Sockington posted:

Speaking of flares...



Flares? WTF is up with those hood scoops?!

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