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Readblood
Nov 9, 2005
I have been tweeting @LegoGenre. It’s all Lego all the time!

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Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
Time for my annual re-post!

I'm https://www.twitter.com/Greatween Join me, I only tweet when I'm drunk.

I drink a lot.

Zombones
Oct 17, 2004
i sometimes

https://twitter.com/buttsamillion

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug
I'm @hamsexual

I used to be @fartregistry

But, I'm @hamsexual now.

https://twitter.com/hamsexual

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
This is me https://twitter.com/dirtgolem

See spot run.

rokul
May 3, 2009
https://twitter.com/rokulrachel

Twentysomething grad student.

The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

https://twitter.com/rachro

Mostly tweet about knitting, cool guitar music, oppressing people, and on in that vein.

stegoceras
Oct 21, 2011

Numb's no good, but it sure beats the hurt
https://twitter.com/pachyperfect @pachyperfect,
I mostly tweet about my dog and also not doing art. I should really be doing art.
Also sometimes anime :(

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


@tenangrycats

Its mostly racing stuff and being a terrible person.

Pig in the City
Oct 7, 2007

That'll do, pig. That'll do.
@JamColley

Awful man. Awful ideas. All night.

Tricerapowerbottom
Jun 16, 2008

WILL MY PONY RECOGNIZE MY VOICE IN HELL
https://twitter.com/Bathcat666

Ussr
Sep 17, 2004

Wait, what?
https://twitter.com/brianujames

Bad jokes mostly.

Trapjaw
Jan 30, 2005

Sup, Haddonfield?
@woodenmonkey

Pretty much me plugging my blog here and there and being a sarcastic dick about anything I can.

I also get bored and ask wrestlers stupid questions.

Trapjaw has a new favorite as of 20:09 on May 16, 2013

SuperLobster
Oct 10, 2003

An average crustacean one day blessed with incredible powers!
https://twitter.com/robgoddard79

Will mostly post random every day stuff. Video games, movies, my dogs, food, etc...

Prezer
Apr 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/Prezerpro

I rarely tweet, but hey here it is.

tyler is a joke
Apr 28, 2013

I tweet a lot. I retweet a lot. It's mostly dumb jokes and never very dirty.

Favstar: Best | Recent
Twitter: @TylerIsAJoke

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.
It's been 400 something replies since I last viewed this thread. I figure I ought to update.

Twitter is @sorta_like_art. I tweet about miscellaneous (hopefully funny) observations, weird thoughts, making fun of current trends, and posting about my fairly new Youtube channel where I make "edutainment" videos on zoology, ecology, and evolution, and I'm desperate to build following but don't know how.

Anyway, I'll follow back anyone who follows me, unless your tweet really bigoted stuff.

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR
I'm @nigel_farage I mostly roleplay as a farcical politician in the style of Alan B'Stard but sometimes I just post utterly ludicrous trolls and it's baffling why anybody responds.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

penus de milo posted:

I'm @nigel_farage I mostly roleplay as a farcical politician in the style of Alan B'Stard but sometimes I just post utterly ludicrous trolls and it's baffling why anybody responds.

Post a better link - I can't find you on twitter, keeps giving me the actual real guy!

toxicsunset
Sep 19, 2005

BUY MORE CRABS
I tweet stuff on twitter sometimes. About things, and stuff. The only people who like my tweets are the weird fake twitter accounts who randomly favorite tweets. @pocket_jokers

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


@kidshowbiz

Most of it's about stuff, things, and various other bits. Not necessarily in that order, though.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
@intelSEBASTIAN

Currently not posting anything because I'm depressed that I put my real name on my first account, locked it, and now I have to make one that isn't followed by a few UFC guys. But I'm sure fun stuff will happen there. Let me know your goon name if you add me.

Namenlos
Oct 20, 2010
@TheTravelGame

It's an attempt at a comedy twitter feed, based on the Caravan Game.

Namenlos has a new favorite as of 09:19 on May 25, 2013

Yeti Yeti Yeti
Mar 27, 2010
Can y'all post links to your profile instead of just @____? It'd make it a lot easier to follow everyone.
And I'm https://twitter.com/drunk_yeti

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
@HearEvilNews

Topics include: metalhead stuff, chick stuff, nerd stuff, metalhead chick stuff, nerd chick stuff, metalhead nerd chick stuff, etc. :black101:

edit: also black people stuff

YeahTubaMike has a new favorite as of 02:20 on May 25, 2013

Nullity
Feb 9, 2012

Desperately seeking cure for Marble Madness.
https://twitter.com/officialdracula
I've changed my handle so I guess I should repost here. So if you like out of context in-jokes from Skype conversations you probably weren't in, I'm here to help.

squeee
Apr 23, 2009

the thrill of the chase.
I've also just changed my handle. I tweet like any other person. Complaining, cat pictures and things I want to buy.
https://twitter.com/littlesqueee

an actual cat irl
Aug 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/LITERALLYACAT

I don't post too often atm. I'll be moving to a new continent in a few months, though, so that will probably raise my game a bit.

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
I want to know what twitter hoodoo you guys use that gets you like 30 favorites and retweets consistently. The most I've ever gotten is 5, not that I'm complaining. Most of the mega-favs I see are for tweets that really deserve it, but then there's ones just taking about Mars Bars or something and it's like...ugh.

I wanna be internet famous too.

o-ville
Mar 3, 2007

You drew first blood....but I'll be back!
I have fun on twitter here: https://www.twitter.com/bikesjokesbeers

Meursault Horny
Sep 9, 2003

Stairs posted:

I want to know what twitter hoodoo you guys use that gets you like 30 favorites and retweets consistently. The most I've ever gotten is 5, not that I'm complaining. Most of the mega-favs I see are for tweets that really deserve it, but then there's ones just taking about Mars Bars or something and it's like...ugh.

I wanna be internet famous too.

One technique I've found that often works for me is cutting off my own dick and balls.

Meursault Horny
Sep 9, 2003

Wayne Gretzky posted:

https://twitter.com/rachro

Mostly tweet about knitting, cool guitar music, oppressing people, and on in that vein.

Ah, this is some good poo poo. Good on you mate, Cheers.

Tricerapowerbottom
Jun 16, 2008

WILL MY PONY RECOGNIZE MY VOICE IN HELL
Def do the cutting off of dick and balls thing. Dril's first tweet was a vid of him doing just that

Meursault Horny
Sep 9, 2003

Anyway, I'm in as @onlineman2000. Planning on adding some pretty more new content soon, and I could always use a few more Goon followers. :dukedog:

tyler is a joke
Apr 28, 2013

Stairs posted:

I want to know what twitter hoodoo you guys use that gets you like 30 favorites and retweets consistently. The most I've ever gotten is 5, not that I'm complaining. Most of the mega-favs I see are for tweets that really deserve it, but then there's ones just taking about Mars Bars or something and it's like...ugh.

I wanna be internet famous too.

There are 3 options:

1. be funny
2. become a favstar whore (my path)
3. mystery option

Jason Funk
Dec 23, 2007

by XyloJW
https://www.twitter.com/#!/spookyskeletons


Reposting this. I tweet jokes I guess. Weird twitter garbage

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

Meursault Horny posted:

One technique I've found that often works for me is cutting off my own dick and balls.

Sadly, God did that already before I was born. Getting faved isn't really a big deal I was mostly just wondering how some people get it done. I have gotten DMs from Michael Moore and Brian Blessed (he thought I was a friend of his, so cute!) and that was enough to last a lifetime!

https://twitter.com/greatween

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Stairs posted:

Sadly, God did that already before I was born. Getting faved isn't really a big deal I was mostly just wondering how some people get it done. I have gotten DMs from Michael Moore and Brian Blessed (he thought I was a friend of his, so cute!) and that was enough to last a lifetime!

https://twitter.com/greatween

Head over to the PYF Facebook Status thread and have the guys there craft you some cool one liners that are basically certain to make you appear really funny and normal :mrgw:

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
https://twitter.com/LizShawSydAuck

Totally down with some Goony Goons following me and my ridiculous life!

Edit: This isn't actually me but it is hands down the most retarded person I've found on Twitter thus far.

Brand New Malaysian Wife has a new favorite as of 16:23 on May 29, 2013

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FrankieMuniz
Apr 7, 2013
Like everyone on twitter, I am a raging narcissist. Follow me!

https://twitter.com/BostikCC

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