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FrozenVent posted:Jesus these people are eagerly awaiting the apocalypse are they? EDIT! Here are selected comments from an article they posted on a bald eagle being shot, which was apparently Obama's fault and predicted by multiple preachers' dream visions. The picture wasn't gory, just an eagle lying on a table with a respirator, but I've covered it anyway. 
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I've done a pretty good job at weeding out the idiots on my FB, but every now and then I get a gem like this.quote:New age-y Facebook friend posted...
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May 28, 2013 19:47
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When did these "your e-cards" become so drat popular for these types of macros? Why did these "your e-cards" become so drat popular for these types of macros? Is your message of "I don't actually understand your argument nor the issue at hand" really that much more powerful when it's next to a picture of a bored looking woman? e: for content Guys, I think one of my friends from high school has joined a cult.  For context; she's on some sort of trip with a group called "Crusade for Christ". Her family had to spend a good deal of money to send her on this. The trip entails going to the Jersey Shore and proselytizing to people on the beach (I'm sure that'll go over well) while also sometimes working... somewhere. I think they're going to work at a gift shop but her parents weren't positive on that. The part that weirds me out, though, is that this Facebook post is not like her at all. She has always been religious but has never been a "God is love, tee hee sisters in christ!" kind of person. It almost feels like someone has hacked her Facebook page to post that. 
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May 28, 2013 19:58
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  Also liking his own status.
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May 28, 2013 20:48
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Previa_fun posted:
It boggles my mind that you can even like your own status. It probably speaks volumes about the people who designed facebook in an unnecessarily analytical way. When will I be able to Like my own liking of my own status, so I can begin my own self-approval fractal that is Likes all the way down.
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May 28, 2013 20:59
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Previa_fun posted:Also liking his own status. I didn't even know you could do this. That's great. I like this one just because green is so confused about how internet comments work. 
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May 28, 2013 21:04
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I think the worst part of that one is the comment about longer comments taking longer to send
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May 28, 2013 21:19
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So I end up getting quite a bit of dumb libertarian/conspiracy stuff on my Facebook feed but usually the good people at "We Know the Secret of the Federal Reserve" don't make such dumb typos.
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May 28, 2013 21:54
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Previa_fun posted:
1. This is just the simplest form of the argument we've been all hearing for ages, which is just "No, don't you get it? Feminism is about FEMALE SUPREMACY. I'm the one who actually wants equality (as long as women stay pure and chaste and don't try to run the household or the government or  )". It's a shame a group with a somewhat clever name is posting poo poo like this.2. I like how both your SA avatar and your profile pic are Achewood. I'm not being sarcastic, I actually like it.
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Okay, I know this is just one of those stupid posts fishing for responses, but this person's answer was too good not to share. frenchnewwave posted:I've done a pretty good job at weeding out the idiots on my FB, but every now and then I get a gem like this. Oh God, there's no way I would've been able to stay quiet about this. I've seen a lot of idiotic stuff from antivaxers, but this is "if people evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys" caliber stupidity. Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 22:02 on May 28, 2013 |
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May 28, 2013 21:56
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Destrumona posted:Welp, this just showed up in my news feed. I really like the idea of some grandpa clinging on to life through sheer determination, and then one of his grandkids shows him that picture and he smiles one last time and finally lets go.
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May 28, 2013 22:01
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 Dad here is not friends with mom on Facebook.
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May 28, 2013 23:08
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Sorry Corals posted:
I never understand why people do this, it's basically reverse-incognito mode where you broadcast whatever you're jerking off to.
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May 29, 2013 00:11
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 My former taekwondo instructor always posts stupid poo poo like this on Facebook. I guess he thinks it's funny because he's asian?
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May 29, 2013 02:12
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graynull posted:It boggles my mind that you can even like your own status. It probably speaks volumes about the people who designed facebook in an unnecessarily analytical way. When will I be able to Like my own liking of my own status, so I can begin my own self-approval fractal that is Likes all the way down. There's one guy on my Facebook who only has about 35 friends and who likes each and every one of his own statuses, photos, check ins, whatever. He's a nice guy in real life, but it's the loving saddest thing to see on Facebook. This has happened for months, the only other people who ever reply to his posts are his mom and his former roommate.
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The mother of a high school classmate posted this gem earlier today.
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May 29, 2013 02:41
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thunderspanks posted:Amazing Atheist Next time he posts him remind him that the Amazing Atheist likes to (  ) put a banana up his rear end and boiling oil on his micropenis.Anyway, can someone explain Titanic Guy? I feel like I missed something. TinTower has a new favorite as of 04:00 on May 29, 2013 |
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May 29, 2013 03:00
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TinTower posted:Anyway, can someone explain Titanic Guy? I feel like I missed something. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3313077&userid=179318 About halfway down the first page there the Titanic Guy posts start. He really really really loves Titanic.
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May 29, 2013 03:08
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My favorite resident roughneck. 
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May 29, 2013 03:35
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TinTower posted:Next time he posts him remind him that the Amazing Atheist likes to ( Who loving cares about his sex life? I think the main thing you need to remind him about the Amazing Atheist is that he is an angry piece of poo poo who gets unreasonably upset over the tiniest things, and is horribly misogynistic.
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May 29, 2013 03:42
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Rollersnake posted:Okay, I know this is just one of those stupid posts fishing for responses, but this person's answer was too good not to share. Well I got this wrong. 
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TommorowComesToday posted:My favorite resident roughneck. I love the Garfield font.
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May 29, 2013 04:00
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TinTower posted:Anyway, can someone explain Titanic Guy? I feel like I missed something. He's a guy with such a pure passion for the Titanic (movie and boat) who has a perpetual enthusiasm, like a kid talking about his favorite Saturday morning cartoon. He was adorable. 
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May 29, 2013 04:39
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I miss Titanic Guy updates  I wonder what he is doing now?? If he has moved on to Pearl Harbour?
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RideTheSpiral posted:Well I got this wrong. Yeah, it's one of those classic word problems that sort of screw with your perception of the numbers in play. Like 'I'm in a race and pass the guy in last place, what position am I in?' You take the facts presented to you as simply as possible, and produce the wrong result because you forgot the context.
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Welp, here's something that has been blowing up in my Facebook feed for the last several hours. Sorry in advance about the length. Normally I would manually edit it myself rather than using Social Fixer, but there's no loving way I'm going through all of this manually. It starts out civil enough, with the OP posting an article and a few people explaining their stance with just a few lovely jokes, but nothing too major. Then #8 gets into an argument with #9 (the only person I actually know personally), and the whole thing turns to pure, unbridled poo poo from start to finish.    This poo poo went on for 342 posts. 
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May 29, 2013 10:26
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Here in the UK, Morrisons (a supermarket) dared to tell an employer to stop wearing a help for heroes charity wrist band due to their clothing policy, so come join the muzzy bashing bandwagon HONK HONK  . https://www.facebook.com/Morrisons?fref=ts BobFossil has a new favorite as of 11:13 on May 29, 2013 |
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BobFossil posted:Here in the UK, Morrisons (a supermarket) dared to tell an employer to stop wearing a help for heroes charity wrist band due to their clothing policy, so come join the muzzy bashing bandwagon HONK HONK yaaaaay. "This muslim is allowed to EAT??!?!"
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Trash Boat posted:Welp, here's something that has been blowing up in my Facebook feed for the last several hours. Sorry in advance about the length. Normally I would manually edit it myself rather than using Social Fixer, but there's no loving way I'm going through all of this manually.
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May 29, 2013 11:33
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 Snopes is really hard for some people. Lots and lots of people, apparently.
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NeurosisHead posted:Snopes is really hard for some people. Lots and lots of people, apparently. Reading is for losers. Also snopes is on the Internet, how do you know they're any more right than the other guys mmmm? In other news, no screenshot because its all in French, but one of the worst bullies from my HS class just shared one of those long stories with an anti-bullying moral. I get that it's ten years later, that she has kids she doesn't want bullied but 
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I had someone link a story on Facebook with the text "Have not Snoped this and I care not too, nor do I want verification. This is story worth noting."
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Ularg posted:I had someone link a story on Facebook with the text "Have not Snoped this and I care not too, nor do I want verification. This is story worth noting." "Reality or not, this is a thing we need to pay attention to. This message brought to you by anything to do with Benghazi or Monsanto."
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Mince Pieface posted:
 I also didn't have the heart to tell her what it actually said. No sex causes bad eyes
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May 29, 2013 18:09
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NeurosisHead posted:
You know what the best part is? Dude's not even 83.
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BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:You know what the best part is? Dude's not even 83. Don't forget that his own website has a statement on it stating that he did not say what these idiots on Facebook think he said. Of course that involves using google to find the statement and everyone knows that google is a government run site that something something chemtrails something something Obama! 
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Ularg posted:I had someone link a story on Facebook with the text "Have not Snoped this and I care not too, nor do I want verification. This is story worth noting." "I once saw (whoever posted the story) perform oral sex on a dog. Nobody bother verifying this, it's worth noting."
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May 29, 2013 18:31
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This article was shared on my feed unironically. It explains that Obama could have been high on coke while Benghazi was going down--explaining everything! Except there isn't anything even remotely factual in the article. When five or so people commented, calling him out for how the article literally reads like it belongs on The Onion but is totally serious and that he is dumb for sharing it, he deleted them all and kept the article posted. 
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Someone shared this, along with a dozen other anime image macros, on my feed: White text on a yellow background is always a good choice when designing an image.
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