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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
finally a wallet that caters to my specific mental illness

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Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012


lol it's a poo poo glove

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the tragic flaw is that the kind of germophobes who need a special device for touching atm and elevator buttons are also not going to put that device in their pocket

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Hold on to your butts people, this is As Real As It Gets

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Migishu posted:

Hold on to your butts people, this is As Real As It Gets



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NSHASDuD_A

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
so its a contraceptive that also will stimulate your dilz through xbl

edit: BARONS NERVOUSSYSTEM EXOSKELETON

hubris.height fucked around with this message at 15:17 on May 31, 2013

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

I had one of those as a kid

I was a dumb kid

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

OrganGrinder posted:

so its a contraceptive that also will stimulate your dilz through xbl

sign me up

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

i'm the moron tapping "withdrawal" on a non-touch atm screen

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

so did he put on nail extensions for the "Womn can use it too!" shots?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

ADD $5 TO YOUR DONATION LEVEL AND I WILL ADD A THIN PLASTIC SPINE, NOW YOU CAN PRESS PHYSICAL BUTTONS TOO

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

so did he put on nail extensions for the "Womn can use it too!" shots?

haha holy poo poo he did but only on his right hand

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
wow that is hosed i didn't even notice

truly the worst kick starter

cool biRd pics
Aug 28, 2009

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
to be fair re: not touching elevator buttons i had a hospital alcohol and drugs services guy tell our cohort about how he always carried a pen in his right hand b/c really anyone (even people with stuff like mrsa) could wander loose really anywhere.

he also explained it was good to carry a pen around because then he could avoid touching patients + helping do gross things :banjo:

that said, at least carrying a pen around doesn't look dumb as heck

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

duTrieux. posted:

i like how nobody bothers to do anything other than look at the pictures


they say that they'll release open plans for machining and 3d printing at their site, but who knows when that will happen

i know i saw it earlier in the month and was like "oh sick when i get my last work study paycheck for the year i'm totes gonna pledge $30 and get one" and then things happened and i forgot and now im hella mad @ myself

also it's not a loving projector losers

Bisty Q.
Jul 22, 2008

OrganGrinder posted:

wow that is hosed i didn't even notice

truly the worst kick starter

don't worry guys he filed for a patent

to fully understand his genius, go to appft and search for 20120247628

quote:

A conductive wallet includes a bi-fold design with conductive fabric and conductive polyurethane foam on the outer and bottom surfaces. The wallet is configured and designed with silver-plated conductive anti-microbial fabric on the outer surface and (in communication with) conductive polyurethane foam to form a flat-circled tip on the bottom center crease of the wallet. The wallet would be used to protect the user when making transactions at automated teller machines and supermarket kiosks etc.; it's ergonomically configured for use on keypads, resistive screens and to transfer a low thermal electrical current from the human finger to operate capacitive screens.

...

Further, because current bankcard, monies storage devices, also known, as "wallets" do not provide the consumer with any protection from harmful bacteria on contaminated devices. This causes health concerns as consumers touch these devices with their bare fingers.

"wallets"

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
monies storage devices

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Bisty Q. posted:

Further, because, current, bankcard, monies, storage, devices, also, known, as, "wallets"

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

i wish there were a separate site for cataloging kickstarters made by people with tenuous grasp of the english language and see how their english level correlates to the terribleness of their idea

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wheres ian when you need him

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
ian-chan where are u

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
wallet dude is a brilliant troll (or a crazy person)

araig, otoh

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
dat.wallet

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010


:eyepop:

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
heres a free username

git .wallet

like get dat wallet

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

here is my kickstarter idea

it is a coffee stirrer/cup seal/cooler!!

your coffee is too hot and needs to be stirred and oh, it spills in your car

it is just two heatsinks stuck together, cut into a circle, and a rubber ring is on the outside.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ill make the wiki

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp







~nailz~


also lol @ the elevator shot being in a 2 story best western or whatever.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Al! posted:

im the black guy who looks like a naked white guy from the neck down

that dude might actually have vitiligo

a guy with that works in my building has it in the worst way (patches all over his face) kinda lovely deal for him

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Cold on a Cob posted:

that dude might actually have vitiligo
i think he was talking about the pink shirt

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

i think he was talking about the pink shirt

oh

well he does have kinda pale skin on the back of his neck that blends into the shirt

maybe he wears light shirts because of his vitiligo

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Cold on a Cob posted:

that dude might actually have vitiligo

a guy with that works in my building has it in the worst way (patches all over his face) kinda lovely deal for him

it is lovely but that guy is just wearing a pink shirt

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i dunno maybe i better email him and ask him

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Cold on a Cob posted:

i dunno maybe i better email him and ask him
pledge money to his kickstarter and include your query as a message

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

hi, i sent you a doller. do you have vitiligo? well, bye.

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010
congrats jerkcity you made $15,158 towards printing out your jerkcity book

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

@clyde 8====D ~ O: <- me with ur wife last night

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

im the poorly made 16 character LCD screen purchased from sparkfun.com

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Ripoff posted:

im the poorly made 16 character LCD screen purchased from sparkfun.com

its a serial backpack, this scrub cant even bit bang the codes to the lcd he needs whole nother micro to hold his widdle hands

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