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Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Party pug! :neckbeard:

# ? Jun 2, 2013 14:34

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 10:30

Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

The MSJ posted:

Max Wilbur

# ? Jun 2, 2013 14:50

Roger Tangerines: Apr 15, 2013; by Debbie Metallica

Szyznyk posted:

Max Wilbur

I really wanted this to be the name they gave the pony so it could be officially credited as an actor.

IMDB says his name is Max Gray Wilbur, which would have made it even better.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 15:35

semiavrage: Apr 28, 2007; I'll show them... I'll show ALL of them...

PainterofCrap posted:

More God-knows-what in West Philadelphia.

These are along the El between 40th street and 69th street, and they are awesome. You need to see the other ones for it to make sense. You're meant to look at them from the train.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 15:39

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

cuntvalet posted:

So I wasn't sure if it was a fake magazine dreamed up for the show but apparently it actually exists.

Mind, as a lesbian, I only read Attitude to read the descriptions of the frankly hilarious gay premium-rate phone lines. Gay Granddads is my favourite.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 16:11

Big Grunty Secret: Aug 28, 2007; Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Gorilla Salad posted:

Hah, that's beautiful.

When I was a kid, we'd just put them on the freight railway. drat we had so much fun crushing coins, star wars figures, matchbox cars and poo poo like that.

And we did it for free. Kids nowadays just don't know how to make their own entertainment

Ah, so you're the one derailing all those trains.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 17:48

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

You actually have to pay (put other money) in (in the US typically $1) to operate the machine. So $1.01 gives you a mashed sliver of copper worth about $0.015

Actually, seeing as there is only about 5% copper in pennies produced after 1982, it would be worth considerably less than that for its copper value.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 18:06

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Gorilla Salad posted:

When I was a kid, we'd just put them on the freight railway. drat we had so much fun crushing coins, star wars figures, matchbox cars and poo poo like that.

And we did it for free.

I guess you never had to do your own toy shopping. Those things were surprisingly expensive. :colbert:

# ? Jun 2, 2013 18:13

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 19:14

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Jeoh posted:

Get pistol whipped by George Constanza.

I feel like George with hair at the beach would have been a better image.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 19:26

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

PainterofCrap posted:

More God-knows-what in West Philadelphia.

That's part of a series by graffiti/street/sign painting/gallery artist ESPO. I think that's one of his love letter things. He also did some great stuff in Coney Island and a mural project in Belfast.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 19:29

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Brother Jonathan posted:

I wish someone had posted the pant color dress chart. Christ I hate working for those people so much.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 19:50

I Killed GBS: Jun 2, 2011; by Lowtax

I didn't know the Hulk was a Kappa.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 21:28

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 22:47

Gyges: Aug 4, 2004; NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Len posted:

I wish someone had posted the pant color dress chart. Christ I hate working for those people so much.

Does his hammer say THUR?

# ? Jun 2, 2013 23:05

Brother Jonathan: Jun 23, 2008

Barometer posted:

"What Kids Want, Inc." Should we call the police?

# ? Jun 2, 2013 23:18

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Gyges posted:

Does his hammer say THUR?

It does indeed. Personally I like the Iron Man.

# ? Jun 2, 2013 23:35

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

semiavrage posted:

These are along the El between 40th street and 69th street, and they are awesome. You need to see the other ones for it to make sense. You're meant to look at them from the train.

Snowy posted:

That's part of a series by graffiti/street/sign painting/gallery artist ESPO. I think that's one of his love letter things. He also did some great stuff in Coney Island and a mural project in Belfast.

Well, poo poo. Now I have to go back & shoot the series.

Barometer posted:

That took way longer than it should have. I'm wondering where her legs went...then, whoa.

PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 01:21 on Jun 3, 2013

# ? Jun 3, 2013 01:17

uwaeve: Oct 21, 2010; focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened; Lipstick Apathy

Len posted:

I wish someone had posted the pant color dress chart. Christ I hate working for those people so much.

The contact photo for my wife on my phone is a tight crop of Hulk's face from this picture.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 02:02

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Powered Descent posted:

I guess you never had to do your own toy shopping. Those things were surprisingly expensive.

When you're a little kid, everything is free :shrug:

# ? Jun 3, 2013 03:23

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The MSJ posted:

Screw that, I'm going for 9 meatballs. gently caress the police!

# ? Jun 3, 2013 04:35

MrXmas: Apr 10, 2006; Let's Get Sweaty

Gorilla Salad posted:

When you're a little kid, everything is free

Not when you buy your own toys... which is kind of the point he was making.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 04:53

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Father Christmas bought mine :colbert:

# ? Jun 3, 2013 08:50

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Len posted:

It does indeed. Personally I like the Iron Man.

It's made entirely from booze boxes? Well done. :golfclap:

# ? Jun 3, 2013 12:27

Keetron: Sep 26, 2008; Check out my enormous testicles in my TFLC log!

Gorilla Salad posted:

Hah, that's beautiful.

When I was a kid, we'd just put them on the freight railway. drat we had so much fun crushing coins, star wars figures, matchbox cars and poo poo like that.

And we did it for free. Kids nowadays just don't know how to make their own entertainment

Yeah, and wood and stones from the bedding and anything that would be funny to look at when flattened by a few thousand tons of steel and driven by lightning! Of course, running away when the cops came to get you off the tracks and then upon returning home finding out they were already there was the downside of living in a small town where everyone knew everyone.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 12:29

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Actual Cambridge University law exam:

Palpek has a new favorite as of 14:12 on Jun 3, 2013

# ? Jun 3, 2013 14:10

substitute: Aug 30, 2003; you for my mum

Crasscrab posted:

Party pug!

Should have used a pit bull.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 15:39

Ez: Mar 26, 2007; Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Len posted:

I wish someone had posted the pant color dress chart. Christ I hate working for those people so much.

Wow, Greenman's been working out

# ? Jun 3, 2013 15:45

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

A reaction picture from the meme thread, because it cracked me up. Not that I'm reacting to anything. I just really like Mulefisk's picture.

Mulefisk posted:

# ? Jun 3, 2013 15:57

CaptBushido: Mar 24, 2004

Palpek posted:

Actual Cambridge University law exam:

1. Rape
2. Rape
3. Sexual Assault and Second Degree Murder

Do I get my law degree in the mail now?

# ? Jun 3, 2013 16:16

lenoon: Jan 7, 2010

Palpek posted:

Actual Cambridge University law exam:

A significant proportion of those taking that exam would have been present at Caesarian Sunday, where I'm 99% sure the events depicted actually took place. I live about two minutes walk from the scene of the crimes, it's pretty loving grim that weekend. The university is trying to stop the "cream of the crop" of worthless Cambridge undergraduates that get the worlds highest paid jobs from doing this, but it's not working too well. Exam questions are clearly the answer.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 16:26

Dr Scoofles: Dec 6, 2004

Not surprised to see UEA's rugby team's initiation mentioned in that article. I knew a guy several years back who went through that initiation, he was so excited about it before hand and so utterly hollowed out after. I seem to recall he mentioned beng made to drink piss and vomit all mixed up with manky pond water. loving stupid if you ask me, I'm glad they banned it in the end.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 17:15

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

CaptBushido posted:

1. Rape
2. Rape
3. Sexual Assault and Second Degree Murder

Do I get my law degree in the mail now?

You forgot sodomy. Nobody ever remembers sodomy.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 17:28

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Dr Scoofles posted:

Not surprised to see UEA's rugby team's initiation mentioned in that article. I knew a guy several years back who went through that initiation, he was so excited about it before hand and so utterly hollowed out after. I seem to recall he mentioned beng made to drink piss and vomit all mixed up with manky pond water. loving stupid if you ask me, I'm glad they banned it in the end.

This is why I would never join a sorority or whatever the gently caress. I have morals and standards. Also pride. Not much but some.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 17:36

Staggy: Mar 20, 2008; Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes

CaptBushido posted:

1. Rape
2. Rape
3. Sexual Assault and Second Degree Murder

Do I get my law degree in the mail now?

No, sorry! It's actually:
1. Sexual Assault
2. Assault by Penetration
3. Sexual Assault and Manslaughter

There should be some other stuff re: defenses/causation/etc., but my criminal exam was over a fortnight ago (so I can't remember) and at a different university.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 18:06

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

lenoon posted:

A significant proportion of those taking that exam would have been present at Caesarian Sunday, where I'm 99% sure the events depicted actually took place.

Yep Cambridge University claimed that those situations are descriptions of actual cases.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 18:13