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potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?

# ? Jun 3, 2013 16:34

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# ? May 14, 2024 00:49

uber: Apr 13, 2009; I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Red posted:

COCO IS GETTIN' UPSET!

GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET

# ? Jun 3, 2013 16:34

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

WarEternal posted:

I don't care much for the beach, I freckle.

I was never that big on creeds.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 16:37

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

I was never that big on creeds.

You're a mailman. Neither rain nor snow it's the first one!

# ? Jun 3, 2013 17:26

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

uber posted:

GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET

Ah, excuse me, Vice-president Uber - no one cares about your Gammy. :smug:

# ? Jun 3, 2013 17:56

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Who's Gammy?

# ? Jun 3, 2013 18:31

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

According to our latest quarterly thing, Kruger Industrial Smoothing is heading into the red. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is.

Any thoughts?

# ? Jun 3, 2013 18:49

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Well I know when I'm a little strapped, I sometimes drop off my rent cheque having forgotten to sign it. That could buy us some time.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 19:10

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend we're the cleaning service. Hello? I sorry, no here Kruger.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 19:11

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Hank Morgan posted:

Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend we're the cleaning service. Hello? I sorry, no here Kruger.

You done?

# ? Jun 3, 2013 19:15

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

I lost them. I can usually come up with one good comment during a meeting but by the end it's buried under a pile of gaffs and bad puns.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 19:22

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

You know, if I could get this Coco woman down to Kruger, they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore because Kruger would never allow two Kokos.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 23:29

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Here, have a stupidly easy Seinfeld quiz:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/how-well-do-you-know-seinfeld

Anyone who fails to get 100% is banned from this thread.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 00:09

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

edit - ^^^ Well, I got a 100%, so I can post here!

It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring.

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Jun 4, 2013

# ? Jun 4, 2013 00:13

WITNESS THE POWER!: Jun 13, 2009; Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

Ohhh no! I'm so sorry, it's the Moops. The correct answer is... the Moops.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 00:23

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

So, uh... when does Elaine say where she's from?

# ? Jun 4, 2013 00:41

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

jojoinnit posted:

So, uh... when does Elaine say where she's from?

Some episode where they get some free tickets to a Yankees/Orioles game, and she wears a Baltimore hat, but then the person who gave them the tickets is mad and kicks her out.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 00:45

Diabolik900: Mar 28, 2007

That's not the only time. A quick search of seinfeldscripts.com for the word "Maryland" turns up at least four more episodes that reference either her or her father as being from Maryland.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 01:01

CaptainHollywood: Feb 29, 2008; I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

jojoinnit posted:

So, uh... when does Elaine say where she's from?

Bah I got that one wrong too.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 01:15

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Boy, I am really surprised at you. You are the last person I figured would do something like this. I mean, jojoinnit, yeah, I can see that. Even DrBouvenstein. But not you, CaptainHollywood...

# ? Jun 4, 2013 05:17

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

Boy, I am really surprised at you. You are the last person I figured would do something like this. I mean, jojoinnit, yeah, I can see that. Even DrBouvenstein. But not you, CaptainHollywood...

You still say hello!

# ? Jun 4, 2013 05:42

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

TMMadman posted:

Boy, I am really surprised at you. You are the last person I figured would do something like this. I mean, jojoinnit, yeah, I can see that. Even DrBouvenstein. But not you, CaptainHollywood...

You think you're better than me!? :mad:

# ? Jun 4, 2013 13:12

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

jojoinnit posted:

So, uh... when does Elaine say where she's from?

Mr. Lippman believes she's from Baltimore, and wants to have her wear an Orioles hat at the Yankees game just days after getting thrown out - and she corrects him by stating she's from Towson. :eng101:

(Towson kind of sucks.)

# ? Jun 4, 2013 13:55

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Red posted:

Mr. Lippman believes she's from Baltimore, and wants to have her wear an Orioles hat at the Yankees game just days after getting thrown out - and she corrects him by stating she's from Towson.

(Towson kind of sucks.)

The only knowledge I have of Maryland comes from driving down I-95.

What I have learned thus far:
1). I-95 in the Maryland area is under permanent construction, day and night. For all eternity.
2). That's pretty much it.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 14:09

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

I'm not his girlfriend. Well, actually, we used to date, but not anymore.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 16:30

Paradox Personified: Mar 15, 2010; SoroScrew

MADOFFFFFFF! :ssj:

# ? Jun 4, 2013 19:51

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Gyshall posted:

I'm not his girlfriend. Well, actually, we used to date, but not anymore.

and I've got to tell you it was very mechanical.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 22:45

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

haljordan posted:

The only knowledge I have of Maryland comes from driving down I-95.

What I have learned thus far:
1). I-95 in the Maryland area is under permanent construction, day and night. For all eternity.
2). That's pretty much it.

I think all of I-95 is under construction at all times.

Mass, Maine, NJ...all construction, all the time.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 22:48

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

"jojoinnit and potee argued over the cleanliness of a piece of fruit like an old married couple."

# ? Jun 5, 2013 04:14

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I kinda wanna see the episode where a rat keeps eating Elaine's cereal now.

# ? Jun 5, 2013 05:37

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

neoboman posted:

"jojoinnit and potee argued over the cleanliness of a piece of fruit like an old married couple."

Thank you neoboman, you've been great. That's it for me!

# ? Jun 5, 2013 20:18

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Fruits a gamble.

# ? Jun 5, 2013 20:27

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

I don't know what's going on with the papayas!

# ? Jun 5, 2013 20:31

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Just getting some fruit for MYSELF :shobon:

# ? Jun 5, 2013 20:45

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

I split a case with Newman. I waited all year for this. Makes your taste buds come alive. It's like having a circus in your mouth.

# ? Jun 5, 2013 20:55

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

It's all your fault! You and Elaine! All that orgasm talk. She did have an orgasm, she didn't have an orgasm. Orgasm this, orgasm that. I got so focused on it. I started to panic and boom, I lost it. I tried everything, I was talking to him: 'Please wake up, do something.'

# ? Jun 5, 2013 21:07