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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Hashtag Nascar posted:

there's a royal flag with a gold outline of the green star, wonder what flag sperg would think of that or the pre colonial plain red flag without the green star

I'm guessing it might resemble this.

Libya
B 70 / 100

Did you even try?

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


there is nothing stanic about this flag, the pentagram is right-side up

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
Hail Stan

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
gently caress it, crossposting from the music thread

Destroid utilizes viral videos, social media marketing to create intrigue and hype that compliments their progressive dubstep sounds. Their first single "Raise Your Fist", which was given away as a free download prior to being made available for purchase via digital download websites, discusses the need for a revolution to save our planet and calls for unity among those who have achieved an elevated existence. This phrase (originating from Excision & Downlinks song "Existence VIP"), and a call to "elevate your existence", is utilized as a marketing tagline for the band, which is seen throughout Destroid's website and across their social media profiles.[7]

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

quote:

A song and a film named The Man Who Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo need no explanation—they clearly refer to the casino.
no explanation needed -- here's why.

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
At the top of the mountain there are many gift shops and food stalls in the area between the two peaks. Here one can purchase ramen (ラーメン), omiyage (お土産), beer (ビール) and the local cure-all, toad oil (がま油).

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
Mt. Tsukuba is blessed with an abundance of nature which covers the entire mountain. At lower elevations of the mountain are trees such as live oak (赤樫), mountain cherry (山桜), Japanese cedar (杉), Japanese red pine (赤松) and Hinoki cypress (檜). Higher in elevation, one can find species such as beech (ぶな), Japanese mountain maple (山紅葉) and a variety of conifers. Below these giants of the forest, the mountain is also home to hydrangea (紫陽花), rhododendron (つつじ), hosta, bush clover (ヤマハギ), 5-leaf Akebia (アケビ), fern, gold-banded lily (ヤマユリ) and the dog-tooth violet (片栗), to name a few. Amongst these exist a myriad of insects, including hairy caterpillars (毛虫), centipede, giant hornets (スズメバチ), stick insects, praying mantis (カマキリ), cicada (セミ), a number of amphibians and over 70 species of butterfly (蝶). Larger animals such as the Japanese Hare, Mamushi pit viper (蝮), Sika Deer (鹿), Japanese boar (猪), raccoon (洗熊), Eurasian badger (穴熊) and the Japanese red fox (狐) can be occasionally spotted. In addition, over 700 bird species are known to Mt. Tsukuba, these include the Japanese robin (駒鳥), Japanese Pheasant, Japanese White-eye (目白), Japanese Grosbeak, Cinnamon Sparrow (すずめ), Japanese Quail and the Japanese Green Woodpecker.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Mt. Tsukuba is blessed with an abundance of nature which covers the entire mountain. At lower elevations of the mountain are trees such as live oak (赤樫), mountain cherry (山桜), Japanese cedar (杉), Japanese red pine (赤松) and Hinoki cypress (檜). Higher in elevation, one can find species such as beech (ぶな), Japanese mountain maple (山紅葉) and a variety of conifers. Below these giants of the forest, the mountain is also home to hydrangea (紫陽花), rhododendron (つつじ), hosta, bush clover (ヤマハギ), 5-leaf Akebia (アケビ), fern, gold-banded lily (ヤマユリ) and the dog-tooth violet (片栗), to name a few. Amongst these exist a myriad of insects, including hairy caterpillars (毛虫), centipede, giant hornets (スズメバチ), stick insects, praying mantis (カマキリ), cicada (セミ), a number of amphibians and over 70 species of butterfly (蝶). Larger animals such as the Japanese Hare, Mamushi pit viper (蝮), Sika Deer (鹿), Japanese boar (猪), raccoon (洗熊), Eurasian badger (穴熊) and the Japanese red fox (狐) can be occasionally spotted. In addition, over 700 bird species are known to Mt. Tsukuba, these include the Japanese robin (駒鳥), Japanese Pheasant, Japanese White-eye (目白), Japanese Grosbeak, Cinnamon Sparrow (すずめ), Japanese Quail and the Japanese Green Woodpecker.

unicode is the worst thing ever

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
please use JIS X 0201 encoding for your Wikipedia posts going forward, tia

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Biography [edit]

Fish Karma has been called everything from Neil Young's bastard brother to the most horrible thing you've ever seen in your life. He has also been described as "one of the worst vocalists ever to have the gall to step in front of a mic, his voice falling somewhere between Neil Young after a swift boot to the naughty bits and the dying screech of a depleted air horn".[3] His career in creative antagonism began at the University of Arizona where Fish worked with a student run comedy troupe.[4] An early incarnation of Owen's stage persona featured Karma garbed in elf shoes and a full-length burlap gown (purchased at a Tucson thrift store) festooned with bottle caps.[5] The stage bug infected him and, discovering that he could neither sing nor play an instrument, he decided to begin a life in music.

While performing at a club called Tequila Mockingbird, Karma so offended musician Al Perry (who was employed as a bartender at the club) with his perverse renderings of Delta blues that Perry intentionally disrupted Karma's performances by running an electric drink mixer during his songs.[6] This early antagonism led fortuitously to a musical collaboration lasting more than two decades. Recording on only the cheapest and most inferior equipment, Perry, like a revolted yet somewhat intrigued biographer, began capturing Fish's songs on tape. Karma's concerts made him a cult figure. Byron Coley of The Village Voice said "Fish is a great entertainer. Live, he strums along at whatever tempo he wants & rants & raves the funniest observations this side of George Carlin." Fish Karma's punk rock sensibilities and rusted razor wit led him to work with Al Perry & The Cattle, Mojo Nixon and Jello Biafra who says "Fish's music is your basic FUGS-style electric grunge folk, and his lyrics feature some of the meanest put-downs of American consumer culture I've heard in years."[4] The songs "Should I Shop Or Should I Die" and "Grenada" aim their sights squarely at America's obsession with materialism and the need to police the world.

After a few self-released albums, Fish got a record deal and put out two CDs: Teddy In The Sky With Magnets (1991) and Sunnyslope (1993). His trademark song "God Is A Groovy Guy" is about the ferocious and anal retentive Jehovah of the Old Testament that says "You are all doomed - especially you!". After years of touring and being generally pissed off about everything, Fish took a break in 1995; only popping up in 1998 to collaborate with Andy Young on the twisted children's record, The Dangerous Playground.

The Tucson Weekly said "He's hilarious, irreverent, disgusting and thoroughly insightful. He's sort of a cross between Frank Zappa in the Freak Out days and early Bob Dylan ramblings." Fish is well known for his wry wit and humor, as well as an insatiable need to spit on all things conventional. He says "Part of my problem is that the first record I ever heard was "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry. I have been struggling to overcome that disability ever since." Fish Karma's music is a tortured testament of his laughter in the face of oblivion. He is an eternally befuddled spokesperson for important social issues of which he has only a vague understanding.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

The central characters are the Wolfrider elves, a tribe of ferocious hunter/warriors closely allied with wolves who serve as mounts, hunting partners, and friends. Their culture is roughly comparable to the Iroquois Native American nation. Within their founder group, a female High One named Timmain had been the only member to retain her shape-shifting ability. When winter came, Timmain shape-shifted into a wolf to hunt food for the starving elves around her. She sank very deeply into her wolf-form and eventually forgot her original identity, even mating with a native wolf to produce a half-wolf chimeric son whom she handed over to the Elves after teaching him as much as she could as a wolf. They gave him the name Timmorn Yellow-Eyes and he became the first Chief of the Wolfriders, bringing the wolf pack and the stranded elves together to form a close symbiotic alliance. Because of his mixed blood, Timmorn was mortal, unlike his progenitors. Timmorn then went on to sire many children, with both wolves and elves; as a result, the entire tribe and their bonded wolf pack can all trace their bloodline back to Timmorn in some way by the point at which the series begins. This mingling of wolf and elf blood produces unexpected results- aside from maintaining a feral, wolf-like mentality (known as the Way), the Wolfriders are the only elves who can, eventually, die of old age. In addition to the close bonds with their wolves, the Wolfriders also have some basic psychic powers like telepathy (known as sending), healing and plant manipulation. Because of the hybridization, their wolves also possess powers of telepathy, allowing Wolfriders to 'send' with their wolves.

The central storyline, beginning with the series known as the Grand Quest or Original Quest, focuses on the tribe during the leadership of their eleventh chief Cutter. At the start of the story, the Wolfriders' regular forest life - intermittently interspersed by conflict with superstitiously genocidal humans - is lost when the humans set fire to the forest in retaliation for a previous battle.

The Wolfriders seek refuge in the underground caverns of their sullen, greedy, cowardly trade partners, the trolls. The elves claim that the trolls owe them sanctuary because of all the ways the Wolfriders have helped them over the years, but the corrupt troll king, Greymung, feels humiliated for being held at knife point by an elf and plots revenge. The elves are taken down a long tunnel toward what the trolls claim will be a land of bright promise, but is actually a trackless desert.[1] Then their guide seals the tunnel behind them. Desperately inspired by a piece of "magic" lodestone they obtained from the trolls' caves that acts as a crude compass, they make an arduous journey across the wasteland until they encounter an oasis called Sorrow's End, populated by a tribe of sedentary, agrarian elves called the Sun Folk.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars

:shrek:

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

The article Hummus, along with other articles relating to the Arab–Israeli conflict, is currently subject to active arbitration remedies, as laid out during a 2008 Arbitration case, and supplemented by community consensus in November 2010. The current restrictions are:

All articles related to the Arab-Israeli conflict broadly construed are under WP:1RR (one revert per editor per article per 24 hour period). When in doubt, assume it is related.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
Other features may include a heated seat, which may be adjustable from 30 °C to 40 °C; an automatic lid equipped with a proximity sensor, which opens and closes based on the location of the user.[5] Some play music to relax the user's sphincter (some Inax toilets, for example, play the first few phrases of Op. 62 Nr. 6 Frühlingslied by Felix Mendelssohn). Other features are automatic flushing, automatic air deodorizing, and a germ-resistant surface.[5][22][39]


edit

See also
Mariko Aoki phenomenon, the urge to defecate while visiting a bookstore

Malloc Voidstar fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Jun 7, 2013

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Other features may include a heated seat, which may be adjustable from 30 °C to 40 °C; an automatic lid equipped with a proximity sensor, which opens and closes based on the location of the user.[5] Some play music to relax the user's sphincter (some Inax toilets, for example, play the first few phrases of Op. 62 Nr. 6 Frühlingslied by Felix Mendelssohn). Other features are automatic flushing, automatic air deodorizing, and a germ-resistant surface.[5][22][39]

play this and relax ur sphincter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzPNJqt17w

worked for me just now as you can see

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

this is not worthless, it's the second best page on wikipedia after list of unusual deaths

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%9D%92%E6%9C%A8%E3%81%BE%E3%82%8A%E3%81%93%E7%8F%BE%E8%B1%A1 (google translate)
oh my god the japanese article for 'bookstores make me want to take a poo poo phenomenon' is gigantic

apparently there's a theory that the paper industry puts chemicals in paper to make you want to take a poo poo so you have to buy more toilet paper

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%9D%92%E6%9C%A8%E3%81%BE%E3%82%8A%E3%81%93%E7%8F%BE%E8%B1%A1 (google translate)
oh my god the japanese article for 'bookstores make me want to take a poo poo phenomenon' is gigantic

apparently there's a theory that the paper industry puts chemicals in paper to make you want to take a poo poo so you have to buy more toilet paper

in the middle of that article, the text "Rome III" appears. that's, um, EU regulations on cross-border divorces.

there is probably an explanation but I think it's funnier without.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
The ClueFinders are on an adventure in Egypt with Professor Botch, Alistair Loveless, and their dog, Socrates. There, at a dig site, they uncover the tomb of Peribsen, a king from the second dynasty. Joni finds a mysterious ring and tries it on her finger, but it magically latches on to her finger and can not be removed with force. Fearing embarrassment, she fails to tell Professor Botch.

Later that night, Alistair Loveless arrives at the dig site with his goons, who kidnap Professor Botch and steal several valuable artifacts. Loveless reveals his intention of unleashing the power of Set, the Egyptian God of Evil and Chaos, whom it was believed Peribsen was aligned with. Loveless planned for this ever since he was a poor urchin in the streets of London.

The next day, the ClueFinders return to the dig to find it deserted. However, they find a mysterious scroll the thieves missed. The ClueFinders decide to take the scroll to Cairo so someone can translate it. There, they meet an old antique dealer, who claims to be five thousand years old. He tells them that the scroll tells of the power of Set and that whoever kidnapped Professor Botch is attempting to unleash it to wreak havoc in the world.

He says to stop him, they must find a mysterious place of power that can be used to stop Set. The scroll has five clues that guide them towards reaching this place of power. However, the clues are written in ancient code that the antique dealer cannot read without "Cairoglyphs", ancient pottery pieces with letters inscribed on them.

Meanwhile, Alistair Loveless interrogates Professor Botch for one piece of information: the location of the ring (the one that latched onto Joni's finger). Professor Botch tries to feign ignorance, but Loveless manages to figure out the ClueFinders have the ring, and sends his minions after them, as well as admitting to a shocked Professor Botch of his plot of conducting a ceremony to awaken Set from his slumber.

After collecting the Cairoglyphs, the ClueFinders learn they need to take a boat south of the Nile. This takes them to the mysterious Nile kingdom, where an obelisk rises above the trees. Realizing that the obelisk is the place of power that the scroll is talking of, the ClueFinders head toward the area, which is populated by mice who seem to be convinced that they are ancient Egyptians and spend their time building pyramids, columns, and such structures. A cat who lives in the obelisk has had gems stolen from their doors by these mice. The ClueFinders agree to retrieve the gems, in exchange for being let inside the obelisk.

Loveless' goons finally catch up with the ClueFinders, and take the ring from them. Loveless returns to the tomb, where he will begin the ceremony to summon Set and unleash the power of Chaos. His goons put ancient pistons and gears in place that will cause the pyramid, long buried underground, to rise to the surface, so that Loveless will be ready to conduct the ceremony.

The ClueFinders reach the heart of the obelisk, only to discover that it is the residence of the Egyptian gods. The gods are aware of the latest attempt to unleash Set, but they are unable to act, as they exceed the height requirement to fight the forces of Chaos. This doesn't stop them from helping out, however, and four of the gods gives special powers to the ClueFinders: Horus gives Owen the power of flight; Bast grants Leslie heightened intelligence; Sobek gives Santiago extreme physical strength; and Isis grants Joni supernatural bravery (in the case of Leslie and Joni, these are simply amplifications of traits they already possessed). The powers also changes the appearance of the ClueFinders to resemble the gods. They are transported back to the tomb, in time to see a pyramid rise out of the ground due to the pistons being activated by Loveless' goons. They began to travel through it in order to rescue their professor and the world.

Meanwhile, Loveless finally manages to awaken Set from the ground in order to grant the power of Ultimate Chaos. As it turns out, however, his overconfidence was his weakness, as he has never considered the possibility that he might not be able to "control Chaos," just as Professor Botch warned before. As punishment for Loveless' foolishness, Set transports Loveless' soul to a dead mummy, just before the ClueFinders show up to stop Set. Loveless, now a living mummy, gets angry at Set for his current condition and demands that he be granted of the power of Ultimate Chaos. Set, seeing that Loveless is still sticking to his mistake again, refuses, and instead flings Loveless and his minions down a chasm with one wave of his hand before turning his wrath towards the ClueFinders.

Not wanting to let Set wreak havoc upon the world, the ClueFinders formulate a plan. Using her intelligence, Leslie gets Joni to distract Set while ordering Owen to lift Santiago into the air so he can push the pistons back in place. The pyramid collapses and Set falls into the chasm. The ClueFinders escape with the Professor, but lose their new powers in the process, as Set has finally been defeated. All the artifacts stolen earlier returned to their proper places. The story ends with the ClueFinders and the Professor flying home on an airplane, as well as Socrates who takes on a disguise as a passenger in order to prevent from going into cargo. As Professor Botch and the Cluefinders fly home, both LapTrap and Socrates express relief that Set is finally gone forever and they won't be seeing the now-mummified Loveless again. Just as they do so, the game shows (unbeknownst to the ClueFinders) the mummified Loveless disguised as a newspaper-reading passenger and cackling madly.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ladies and gentlemen: the apex of humanity

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
the person who wrote all that is a homeschooled evangelical christian named "StoryMaker the Echidna"

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
Hello! I'm StoryMakerEchidna (aka StoryMaker). My main goal on Wikipedia is to create accurate, high-quality articles about educational software, especially JumpStart.

See also my JumpStart wiki profile.

Legitimate Pape
Sep 6, 2012

by T. Finninho
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_According_to_Jim_episodes

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

don't: search for "[yourname] the echidna"

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster


quote:

Richard Kyanka

An unseemly brawl over whether the article should name him "Richard Kyanka" or "Richard Charles Kyanka". At least the anon editors insisting on the insertion of the middle name provided good verifiable sources.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

PleasingFungus posted:

in the middle of that article, the text "Rome III" appears. that's, um, EU regulations on cross-border divorces.

there is probably an explanation but I think it's funnier without.

sadly its also a thing about poop http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_process

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

See also
Mariko Aoki phenomenon, the urge to defecate while visiting a bookstore

holy poo poo

whenever i go to a physical bookstore i invariably end up needing to poop

this knowledge change everything

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

mostly worthless, entirely pedantic

The name "millipede" is a compound word formed from the Latin roots mille ("thousand") and pes ("foot"). Despite their name, no known millipede has 1,000 legs, although the rare species Illacme plenipes has up to 750.[2] Common species have between 36 and 400 legs.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

duTrieux. posted:

holy poo poo

whenever i go to a physical bookstore i invariably end up needing to poop

this knowledge change everything

ditto, although it's primarily used book stores

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
pooping at the local B&N is either due to the availability of coffee or an encounter with a library policeman that you have mysteriously blocked out of your memory that makes your bottom ache

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

buttcoin smuggler
Jun 25, 2011
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_North_Dakota

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The largest Scandinavian Festival in North America is the annual Norsk Høstfest held every October, in Minot, North Dakota. This five-day cultural event features Scandinavian dishes (Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland), but does accommodate those who are not fond of lutefisk by providing hundreds of choices of ethnic foods.[5]

phew what a relief :sweatdrop:

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

"It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as college professors, and college professors don't make any money, so if you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!"

"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently. She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama.

"I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door. I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche. I roared into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors...


mods change my name to this

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Sham bam bamina! posted:

The largest Scandinavian Festival in North America is the annual Norsk Høstfest held every October, in Minot, North Dakota. This five-day cultural event features Scandinavian dishes (Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland), but does accommodate those who are not fond of lutefisk by providing hundreds of choices of ethnic foods.[5]

phew what a relief :sweatdrop:

is it the same minot where ulillillillillillilia lived?

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Call Now posted:

is it the same minot where ulillillillillillilia lived?

well theres only one minot in nodak....and my grandmother makes the most bitchin kuchen you will ever eat


also



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yesui

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

and also this is actually my important post of teh evening

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boil#In_popular_culture

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fakelore

Wikipedia posted:

The term fakelore was coined in 1950 by American folklorist Richard M. Dorson.[1] Dorson's examples included the fictional cowboy Pecos Bill, who was presented as a folk hero of the American West but was actually invented by the writer Edward J. O'Reilly in 1923. Dorson also regarded Paul Bunyan as fakelore. Although Bunyan originated as a character in traditional tales told by loggers in the Great Lakes region of North America, James Stevens, an ad writer working for the Red River Lumber Company, invented many of the stories about him that are known today. According to Dorson, advertisers and popularizers turned Bunyan into a "pseudo folk hero of twentieth-century mass culture" who bore little resemblance to the original.[2]

okay, that seems innocent enough

Wikipedia posted:

2 Examples of fakelore

2.1 "Follow the Drinkin' Gourd"
2.2 American folk heroes
2.3 Neopagan
2.4 Slender Man

:suicide:

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


this is like on star trek when they go "all the greatest minds in history! da vinci, galileo, einstein, gorak"

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