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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

TraderStav posted:

Went to our local fourth tier NPSL team for the first time today, Detroit City FC. Had a crazy fun time and the supporters are crazy as hell. Can't believe they routinely get 1,500+ attendance at home games. This crazy bastard made a hell of a photo op though.



It's poo poo like this that makes me want to bring my camera to matches. Sadly, I panic and am afraid it will break or get stolen.

I think I'm just too paranoid.

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I really don't get the point of lighting fuses in the stands. "I support my team so much, I'm going to cut down everyone's visibility because gently caress actually being able to see them."

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Pigma_Micron posted:

You should absolutely document the next game with as many pictures as you can.

I'm no journalist, that sounds like a miserable time.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Just to show how fast football can go sometimes, the Belgian starting XI during EURO 2008 qualification:



Top row: Anthony Van den Borre, Peter Van der Heyden, Karel Geraerts, Philip Clement, Thomas Vermaelen, Gill Swerts, Stijn Huysegems, Kevin Van Den Bergh.
Second row: Bart Goor, Philippe Léonard, Gaby Mudingayi, Thomas Buffel.
Last row: Mbo Mpenza, Luigi Pieroni, Stijn Stijnen, Silvio Proto, Geert De Vlieger, Wesley Sonck, Timmy Simons.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I remember AVdB being thought of as hot poo poo by the large portion of the media who think football manager was a superior method of judging players than watching games or just asking other people who watch games.

Was he ever any good? what happened to him if he was?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Spangly A posted:

I remember AVdB being thought of as hot poo poo by the large portion of the media who think football manager was a superior method of judging players than watching games or just asking other people who watch games.

Was he ever any good? what happened to him if he was?

He was alright, he just never, ever could be arsed.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

belgend posted:

Just to show how fast football can go sometimes, the Belgian starting XI during EURO 2008 qualification:



Top row: Anthony Van den Borre, Peter Van der Heyden, Karel Geraerts, Philip Clement, Thomas Vermaelen, Gill Swerts, Stijn Huysegems, Kevin Van Den Bergh.
Second row: Bart Goor, Philippe Léonard, Gaby Mudingayi, Thomas Buffel.
Last row: Mbo Mpenza, Luigi Pieroni, Stijn Stijnen, Silvio Proto, Geert De Vlieger, Wesley Sonck, Timmy Simons.
Well, that's a thoroughly depressing line-up.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

PirateBob posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUDwbHR7e_k

Ping Pong Battle: Rio vs. a full kit wanker.

The announcer was awesome. "For my money the one with the better technique here, although dressed like a child, was RVP."

Xeno
Sep 16, 2005

MAD TYTE DUBZ, YO.

Spangly A posted:

football manager was a superior method of judging players
The greatest CM failure: Andri Sigþórsson. 200 PA.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng


poldi really is a toddler isnt he

Smarf
Mar 21, 2004

Arsehole!!!!

belgend posted:

Just to show how fast football can go sometimes, the Belgian starting XI during EURO 2008 qualification:



Top row: Anthony Van den Borre, Peter Van der Heyden, Karel Geraerts, Philip Clement, Thomas Vermaelen, Gill Swerts, Stijn Huysegems, Kevin Van Den Bergh.
Second row: Bart Goor, Philippe Léonard, Gaby Mudingayi, Thomas Buffel.
Last row: Mbo Mpenza, Luigi Pieroni, Stijn Stijnen, Silvio Proto, Geert De Vlieger, Wesley Sonck, Timmy Simons.

Is that the same De Vlieger from Euro 2000? The only memory I have of him is loving up terribly on 2 goals.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

belgend posted:

Just to show how fast football can go sometimes, the Belgian starting XI during EURO 2008 qualification:



Top row: Anthony Van den Borre, Peter Van der Heyden, Karel Geraerts, Philip Clement, Thomas Vermaelen, Gill Swerts, Stijn Huysegems, Kevin Van Den Bergh.
Second row: Bart Goor, Philippe Léonard, Gaby Mudingayi, Thomas Buffel.
Last row: Mbo Mpenza, Luigi Pieroni, Stijn Stijnen, Silvio Proto, Geert De Vlieger, Wesley Sonck, Timmy Simons.

That's incredible. I really hope Belgium can get it together as a team and do some damage because I love all pretty much all of it's players.(apart from Hazard, he's a right oval office but I enjoy watching him play)

Heskie
Aug 10, 2002

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

loving :lol:

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008


*Slides this picture in a manilla envelope labeled "Hull taps up Terry" under the FA's door*

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hKdcW8fWyw

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Proper goal celebration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORUDTs2wMyg

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
I need to get better at making .gifs

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Jun 11, 2013

crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders

I'm crying.

gooberpatrol
May 28, 2007

Seltzer posted:

I need to get better at making .gifs


The best part is when he pops out on the other side of HighWideAndHandsome's head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D81LobGuTYY

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


:lol:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

I thought JT was a lion

ragle
Nov 1, 2009
The Guardian has a poll up of best European goal of the season 2012-13 with youtube links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUSryHtwHIw :stare:

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

ragle posted:

The Guardian has a poll up of best European goal of the season 2012-13 with youtube links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUSryHtwHIw :stare:

I remember that goal... Such a great season until the bitter end...

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.


Looks like the shark jumped John Terry

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

ragle posted:

The Guardian has a poll up of best European goal of the season 2012-13 with youtube links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUSryHtwHIw :stare:

Tekkers.

I loved this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYv-LUu1p0w

Partially because it reminds me of Zidane's in 02.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Manuel Neuer is a voice actor for the German dubbed version of "Monsters University".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtWFdrN5NEs

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2doncfKGiQ

Enzo Jose Jimenez, a player for Bella Vista in an Argentinian lower league, wasn't happy when a stray dog interrupted play with his team down a goal. So he picked up the poor thing by it's neck and hurled it off the pitch, right into a fence.

Jimenez was confronted by players from the other team, and fans hurled objects onto the pitch. He received a red card and was ejected from the game, probably for his own safety.

Good thing this didn't happen in Korea, said the referee, but in Spanish.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.
What a piece of poo poo. It's unfortunate that the other team couldn't do the same to him.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
The dog took it well though, top props to the dog. Its got my seal of approval.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Poor dog, he probably got the red for throwing something to the crowd though.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Definite DOGSO

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

vaginal culture posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2doncfKGiQ

Enzo Jose Jimenez, a player for Bella Vista in an Argentinian lower league, wasn't happy when a stray dog interrupted play with his team down a goal. So he picked up the poor thing by it's neck and hurled it off the pitch, right into a fence.

Jimenez was confronted by players from the other team, and fans hurled objects onto the pitch. He received a red card and was ejected from the game, probably for his own safety.

Good thing this didn't happen in Korea, said the referee, but in Spanish.

What a horrible thing to do :smith:

Was it in argentina where a player kicked the poo poo out of an owl and killed it?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

What a horrible thing to do :smith:

Was it in argentina where a player kicked the poo poo out of an owl and killed it?

iirc the owl was flopped on the pitch clearly injured and the player thought the best course of action wasn't to pick it up and move it or alert the linesman or whatever but instead to boot it as hard as he could over the ad boards

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Footballers are mentally loving retarded

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Remember the time that an owl came onto the pitch in Finland and then it was more interesting than the whole history of Finnish football and so they cancelled the game and 60,000 people cheered an owl for 30 minutes instead

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Mascherano kicks a medic that's stretchering him off the field, gets a red card.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10t2uy_mascherano-expulsado_sport

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Ninpo posted:

Mascherano kicks a medic that's stretchering him off the field, gets a red card.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10t2uy_mascherano-expulsado_sport


tbp posted:

Footballers are mentally loving retarded

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Looks like dog-hurling guy was released by his club for misconduct.

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Polidoro posted:

Looks like dog-hurling guy was released by his club for misconduct.

His next club should keep him on a short leash

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