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Coffee And Pie posted:I'd like to have shoehorn hands. 
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Jun 16, 2013 03:22
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mcvey posted:Look at the cute little bastard. You are mama's little bastard, aren't you? Oh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times. It's never looked so strange. The faces...so cold. In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless...a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches...my heart aches...but my feet...my feet are resilient! Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my...Himalayan Walking Shoes!
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Jun 16, 2013 03:23
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I've got a really good idea for a hat. It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. I like to call it the Urban Sombrero.
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Jun 16, 2013 17:40
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He also had an idea for a brimless rain hat, but that never materialized.
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Jun 16, 2013 19:03
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I WILL NOT TOLERATE INFESTATION.
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Hank Morgan posted:I've got a really good idea for a hat. It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. I like to call it the Urban Sombrero. I never thought a hat would ruin my life.
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Jun 16, 2013 21:54
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It's Gore-Tex.
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Jun 16, 2013 22:31
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PS. Love the cabin posted:It's Gore-Tex. I wouldn't walk around without a coat in this weather; you'll catch your death of cold. So long.
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Jun 17, 2013 01:21
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Oh I'll pay. Half-price 
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Jun 17, 2013 03:47
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So Death Blow, we meet at last...
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PS. Love the cabin posted:It's Gore-Tex. Hey George can you feel this? 
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Jun 17, 2013 07:07
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neoboman posted:So Death Blow, we meet at last... Alright FDR, this wish is for all the marbles. You win, you get your wish - I drop dead. I win, I don't drop dead, and I get one-hundred percent anti-drop-dead protection. Forever.
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Jun 17, 2013 14:04
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potee posted:Alright FDR, this wish is for all the marbles. You win, you get your wish - I drop dead. I win, I don't drop dead, and I get one-hundred percent anti-drop-dead protection. Forever. SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE?!
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Jun 17, 2013 14:28
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SHUT YOUR TRAPS AND STOP KICKING THE SEATS! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would LOVE IT!
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Jun 17, 2013 14:52
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Coffee And Pie posted:SHUT YOUR TRAPS AND STOP KICKING THE SEATS! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would LOVE IT! That's gotta hurt!
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Jun 17, 2013 14:56
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Take it easy. Take it easy. It's not the end of the world.
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Jun 17, 2013 15:08
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That can't be good.
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Macaluso posted:Take it easy. Take it easy. It's not the end of the world. Hey there, Mr. Hairy legs!
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Jun 17, 2013 15:20
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I don't think I wanna date a mentor whose protege is a hack.
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Jun 17, 2013 19:45
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They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps!
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Jun 17, 2013 20:28
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Supreme Allah posted:They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps! Well, my friend, you have crossed the line that separates man from bum. You are now a bum.
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Jun 17, 2013 20:31
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It was not in the garbage. It was above the garbage. Hovering. Like an angel. Of course I know your aunt bit it. I kissed her goodbye. Can I tell you something else? In my family, we used to eat out of the garbage all the time.
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Jun 17, 2013 20:46
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Supreme Allah posted:They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps! If I'm curt, then I apologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here, and time is of the essence.
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Jun 17, 2013 20:46
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potee posted:If I'm curt, then I apologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here, and time is of the essence. You ever have a man die in your arms? You ever kill somebody?
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Jun 17, 2013 21:21
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What do you think, Junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid?
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Jun 17, 2013 21:34
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If I'm out on the street and it's starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished.
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Jun 17, 2013 22:40
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Then let's see, how he does, up there, without all the assistance!
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Jun 17, 2013 22:52
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potee posted:If I'm out on the street and it's starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished. You want to fight somebody, you fight with me! 
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Jun 17, 2013 23:07
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How's this for criticism? YOU STINK!
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TMMadman posted:How's this for criticism? Oh, this isn’t even B.O.! This is beyond B.O.! It’s B.B.O!
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Momomo posted:What do you think, Junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid? How did you get the all gunk out of the dish soap dispenser? It was like a brand new nozzle!
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Jun 18, 2013 02:48
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Stare-Out posted:Then let's see, how he does, up there, without all the assistance! This guy... this is not my kind of guy.
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Jun 18, 2013 04:42
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potee posted:Oh, this isn’t even B.O.! This is beyond B.O.! It’s B.B.O! It's a presence! It's the beast!
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Jun 18, 2013 04:51
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We both know that it's the job of a general to by God get. Things. Done.
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Jun 18, 2013 05:14
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So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when somebody calls me away from my golf.
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Jun 18, 2013 05:17
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potee posted:So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when somebody calls me away from my golf. Gee potee, I really like your picture, would you go out on a date with me please?
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potee posted:So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when somebody calls me away from my golf. Here's something I don't know the answer to: How is Wilfred Brimley not only still alive, but looks exactly the same 20 years later? Despite living with diabeetus? I guess he's just good at checking his blood sugar...and checking it often. V V V Yeah, him and B.B.King. V V V DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jun 18, 2013 |
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Jun 18, 2013 16:14
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DrBouvenstein posted:Here's something I don't know the answer to: He's like the Magic Johnson of diabeetus.
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Wait. Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?
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