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The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Starsnostars posted:

I always loved his reaction when Osborn threatened to use The Void on Doom.

It's a reasonable question.

# ? Jun 17, 2013 15:20

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:02

Chinaman7000: Nov 28, 2003

I still miss his anime hip-hop outfit. Way cooler than goofy rear end skull outfit. But it is less funny.

# ? Jun 17, 2013 15:49

prezbuluskey: Jul 23, 2007; A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.

My favorite part from his miniseries was when Taskmaster has to save the girl hes been traveling with from a musical mexican drug cartel:

# ? Jun 17, 2013 17:03

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Mister Roboto posted:

Have Taskmaster and Red Skull ever met?

They were associates during the John Walker Captain America days.

# ? Jun 17, 2013 17:51

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Gavok posted:

They were associates during the John Walker Captain America days.

It would be weird to walk into a room that had just the two of them in it.

"Was...was I supposed to wear a skull mask? Nobody told me!"

# ? Jun 17, 2013 17:53

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

prezbuluskey posted:

My favorite part from his miniseries was when Taskmaster has to save the girl hes been traveling with from a musical mexican drug cartel:

Gods above and below, do I hope they bring back Don of the Dead. That was such a horrible yet well-executed pun that he needs to come back sometimes.

# ? Jun 17, 2013 17:57

Exit Strategy: Dec 10, 2010; by sebmojo

prezbuluskey posted:

My favorite part from his miniseries was when Taskmaster has to save the girl hes been traveling with from a musical mexican drug cartel:

D-Domino Hurley?

Is that you?

# ? Jun 17, 2013 18:25

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

And a Flight of the Conchords joke to boot

# ? Jun 17, 2013 20:58

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

ManiacClown posted:

Gods above and below, do I hope they bring back Don of the Dead. That was such a horrible yet well-executed pun that he needs to come back sometimes.

But...the DG-20 isn't an electric guitar. It's a guitar shaped midi controller.

# ? Jun 17, 2013 23:07

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

I'll be happy when he shows up in a film. As he is like the best.

# ? Jun 17, 2013 23:31

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Starsnostars posted:

I always loved his reaction when Osborn threatened to use The Void on Doom.

(Siege: The Cabal)

Out of curiosity, what happened next? I can't imagine Doom letting himself be forced to do anything or let somebody like Osborn get the upper hand on him. Case in point:

From Superman and Spider-Man, 1981.

# ? Jun 17, 2013 23:41

Milotic: Mar 4, 2009; 9CL apologist; Slippery Tilde

Jerusalem posted:

Out of curiosity, what happened next? I can't imagine Doom letting himself be forced to do anything or let somebody like Osborn get the upper hand on him. Case in point:

From Superman and Spider-Man, 1981.

IIRC Doom had sent a Doombot in his place and used it to unleash a swarm of killer robotic bees. Also that tie-in splash ruins the suspense of the same sequence in the main arc, where the void is hidden and you're not meant to know at that point what it is.

Anyway, I enjoyed Taskmaster in The Initiative and the series also introduced me to the best Ant-man.

# ? Jun 17, 2013 23:50

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Milotic posted:

IIRC Doom had sent a Doombot in his place and used it to unleash a swarm of killer robotic bees.

Oh Doom

# ? Jun 18, 2013 00:07

Kellsterik: Mar 30, 2012

Irredeemable Ant-Man and Taskmaster are both fantastic; post more panels of either/both!

# ? Jun 18, 2013 00:42

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Jerusalem posted:

I always enjoy him and Deadpool.

From Dark Reign Deadpool #9

That panel could only be better if Wade actually name dropped Taskmaster's secret identity when cursing him out.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 01:29

generally I prefer: Apr 17, 2006

Sizone posted:

But...the DG-20 isn't an electric guitar. It's a guitar shaped midi controller.

It's a Flight of the Conchords quote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT5AQIlmM0I&t=64s

# ? Jun 18, 2013 01:33

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Jerusalem posted:

Oh Doom

And then at the end Osborn calls to go all megalomaniacal at him:

From Siege: The Cabal

# ? Jun 18, 2013 02:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

His son? I've lost track, is Harry alive or dead?

# ? Jun 18, 2013 03:46

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Jerusalem posted:

His son? I've lost track, is Harry alive or dead?

Been alive since Brand New Day, yet hasn't done anything interesting or worthwhile the whole time.

Jerusalem posted:

Oh Doom

Doom is being extra lovely here because Osborn went out of his way to save Doom's kingdom from Morgan Le Fay while expecting no reward other than Doom going along with Osborn's plans once in a while. And Doom wouldn't even do that much. Doom would have been completely screwed without the Dark Avengers intervening, but he didn't even say thanks.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 03:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Jerusalem posted:

His son? I've lost track, is Harry alive or dead?

Mephisto brought him back to life because Everyone But Gwen Stacy Resurrects apparently comes in the Sell Your Marriage Package Deal.

They shoulda brought Gwen back too, I mean gently caress it, go whole hog or don't go at all.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 03:54

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Lurdiak posted:

Doom is being extra lovely here because Osborn went out of his way to save Doom's kingdom from Morgan Le Fay while expecting no reward other than Doom going along with Osborn's plans once in a while. And Doom wouldn't even do that much. Doom would have been completely screwed without the Dark Avengers intervening, but he didn't even say thanks.

Doom saying thank you would be acknowledging he needed help or that Osborn providing it was anything other than his duty as an (unknowing) servant of Doom :colbert:

Edit: just for fun, here's Norman being Dad of the Year as usual:

I think the source of The Amazing Spider-Man ~~#23~~#37 - thanks bobkatt

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jun 18, 2013

# ? Jun 18, 2013 04:15

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Jerusalem posted:

Doom saying thank you would be acknowledging he needed help or that Osborn providing it was anything other than his duty as an (unknowing) servant of Doom

Edit: just for fun, here's Norman being Dad of the Year as usual:

I think the source of The Amazing Spider-Man #23

It is 37

# ? Jun 18, 2013 04:37

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Lurdiak posted:

Doom is being extra lovely here...

We're talking about the same Doom that would hire Luke Cage for $200 and then fist-fight him for demanding Doom actually pay it.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 04:42

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ghostlight posted:

We're talking about the same Doom that would hire Luke Cage for $200 and then fist-fight him for demanding Doom actually pay it.

Goddamn I love Doom so much :allears:

An oldie but a goodie, you'll be shocked to learn it's from an issue of Spidey Super Stories. #53 to be exact.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 05:06

Zeeman: May 8, 2007; Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Jerusalem posted:

Goddamn I love Doom so much

An oldie but a goodie, you'll be shocked to learn it's from an issue of Spidey Super Stories. #53 to be exact.

And that, of course, leads to this:

# ? Jun 18, 2013 05:45

Emo Szyslak: Feb 25, 2006

Doctor Doom: grade A dick.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 07:35

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

And here's how it began:

# ? Jun 18, 2013 08:49

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FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

I would do that if I ruled my own country. And so would you all.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 09:10

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Bongo Bill posted:

And here's how it began:

That is probably the most perfect exposition I have ever seen :allears:

# ? Jun 18, 2013 10:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"loving kids :rolleyes:

"

From Super Villain Team-Up #7

# ? Jun 18, 2013 12:00

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

e: gently caress, beaten like 5 times.

404GoonNotFound fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Jun 18, 2013

# ? Jun 18, 2013 12:07

Popeahuntis: Apr 10, 2009

Sizone posted:

But...the DG-20 isn't an electric guitar. It's a guitar shaped midi controller.

I own one and confirm it is an electric guitar.
It has a MIDI option sure but primarily it is an unholy combination of synthesizer and guitar.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 12:56

notthegoatseguy: Sep 6, 2005

How can you guys post Dr. Doom moments and not post the best one?

Heroes for Hire, don't know the issue number.

And from a JMS issue of Spider-Man:

The guard is Captain America.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 14:34

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

Lurdiak posted:

Been alive since Brand New Day, yet hasn't done anything interesting or worthwhile the whole time.

Last time we saw him he looked the same as Walter White so Harry might be cooking meth on the side.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 16:38

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Doctor Doom is my favourite character. These two pages were one of my first posts on SA, but for posterity:

X-Men 56, from the Onslaught saga.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 17:40

Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

Jerusalem posted:

In the absence of context I like to think "Stand aside, Gretchen" was Doom being incredibly immature and addressing Shroud.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 18:07

Cousin Todd: Jul 3, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Solomonic posted:

In the absence of context I like to think "Stand aside, Gretchen" was Doom being incredibly immature and addressing Shroud.

Since there is a lady standing right behind him, I think it's safe to say that the context isn't absent at all.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 18:22

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Solomonic posted:

In the absence of context I like to think "Stand aside, Gretchen" was Doom being incredibly immature and addressing Shroud.

I'm trying to imagine a voice sounding menacing while saying the name "Gretchen" and it just gets funnier and funnier.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 18:29

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Majuju posted:

Doctor Doom is my favourite character. These two pages were one of my first posts on SA, but for posterity:

X-Men 56, from the Onslaught saga.

Ugh, how dare doom confuse Joseph with Magneto.

# ? Jun 18, 2013 18:40

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Or is it Sputnik: Aug 22, 2009; Oh, Ho-oh oh oh, oh whoa oh oh oh
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Endless Mike posted:

Ugh, how dare doom confuse Joseph with Magneto.

At that point, he was thought to be Magneto. It wasn't until a year-and-some later Magneto reappeared. The cover of the issue even bills him as Magneto.

http://marvel.com/comics/issue/14346/x-men_1991_56

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