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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



btw i havent eaten a real meal since wednesday so im just saying poo poo cause it feels right

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I've consumed nothing but semen and maraschino cherries and gin for the past two months but i think that makes me a great lawyer but it might be the semen and maraschino cherries and gin talking

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Al! posted:

I've consumed nothing but semen and maraschino cherries and gin for the past two months but i think that makes me a great lawyer but it might be the semen and maraschino cherries and gin talking

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



same

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Al! posted:

I've consumed nothing but semen and maraschino cherries and gin for the past two months but i think that makes me a great lawyer but it might be the semen and maraschino cherries and gin talking

your a great lawyer

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
ok guys, its time we talked about something important and serious that has a bearing on all of our lives. this tradgedy will no longer go unanswered thanks to the power of crowd funding. no family will suffer the shame and defeat that has tormented us all at one point.






funny thing is the type of person who would spend money on this thing would never have any pizza left to use these on

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

does there have to be a specialized gadget for everything

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
for fucks sake tupperware saran wrap and ziploc bags are already Things That Exist

TOOT BOOT posted:

does there have to be a specialized gadget for everything

objectively no

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

have you ever had [annoying but incredibly trivial problem]? well me too, now there's an invention to address that

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
FINALLY, i can give some rear end in a top hat a bunch of money because i don't know how to refrigerate leftovers

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

chumpchous posted:

gonna practice pickup so i can marry this girl

youll have to go through @dudehugs

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

holy loving lord a serial number and certificate of authenticity for a triangular plastic box


all yours for one hundred dollars United States currency

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

otoh, it's a cute family project and they don't seem too unrealistic about it so idk

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

i'm going to kickstart a crotch mounted magnifying glass so micropenishavers can feel more confident

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

TOOT BOOT posted:

micropenishavers

shave my micropeni

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
i eat pizza

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

did you know pizza is a treat enjoyed by 1 billion people on the planet? if we capture just 1% of that market, we project our profits will be 5 million by the end of FY2013.

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

im the embeded stolen "how it's made" youtube clip about injection molds.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


looking forward to the pizzapartment lawsuit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yvFjARmWXA

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
guys, i've found it.

seriously.

i've found the most worthless kickstarter

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

the belt is an advanced mistletoe move only for HB7 and above

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

brought to you by the uncle you don't leave your children alone with

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

quote:

Pledge £10 or more

One BELT MISTLETOE™ plus an EGO Banknote - my limited edition EGO currency - containing images relating to my life, printed on Tyvek paper using a Heidelberg press and foil blocked.

Huh what's this then?



Okay Shed whatever you say.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

[points to schlong]

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


TODAY, TELL SOMEONE YOU VALUE THEM

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

the part where he brags about being featured in wired magazine is p funny. also think of the thought process here -- "if i make this just for dudes dillz people will laugh at me, i better clip this to a whole bunch of other poo poo"

i'm the list of bests right under his wired featurette

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
CONSTRAINTS

Because programmers need a reason to help them remember that they're programmers.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Migishu posted:

CONSTRAINTS

Because programmers need a reason to help them remember that they're programmers.

"delete your code"

this isnt for people who want to make money is it

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

willing to bet a substantial sum of his stupid fake money that this project will be funded by law firms specialising in sexual harassment cases

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

"delete your code"

this isnt for people who want to make money is it

i thought the same thing. 'good work guys, we've gone through this whole program on 10 constraints, whats say we do one more to improve it! and remember the death pact if we don't follow what we draw!'

and you're left with a choice -- die or rewrite a weeks worth of code

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

hubris.height posted:

i thought the same thing. 'good work guys, we've gone through this whole program on 10 constraints, whats say we do one more to improve it! and remember the death pact if we don't follow what we draw!'

and you're left with a choice -- die or rewrite a weeks worth of code

thats not a real choice

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

hubris.height posted:

i thought the same thing. 'good work guys, we've gone through this whole program on 10 constraints, whats say we do one more to improve it! and remember the death pact if we don't follow what we draw!'

and you're left with a choice -- die or rewrite a weeks worth of code


rewrite(code) or die;

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

rewrite(code) or die;

uh-oh, rewrite() returns 0 on success

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

rewrite(code) or die;

qntm posted:

uh-oh, rewrite() returns 0 on success

gently caress i knew we shouldn't have used those stupid constraints cards

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
i don't know how to describe this other than dumb, woman writes article defending pua book

http://esthertung.com/did-anyone-actually-read-the-reddit-post-behind-above-the-game/

white knighting? feminist apologist? i don't know. its dumb.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

hubris.height posted:

i don't know how to describe this other than dumb, woman writes article defending pua book

http://esthertung.com/did-anyone-actually-read-the-reddit-post-behind-above-the-game/

white knighting? feminist apologist? i don't know. its dumb.

welcome to postfeminism, bitch

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Al! posted:

welcome to postfeminism, bitch

is that like post rock but more accessible

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

hubris.height posted:

is that like post rock but more accessible

no theyre both loving lovely

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
wow the quotes she saying "whats the problem???" to are still creepy as poo poo

"Decide that you’re going to sit in a position where you can rub her leg and back. Physically pick her up and sit her on your lap. Don’t ask for permission. Be dominant. Force her to rebuff your advances."

like shes saying thats ok


(thats not ok)


“No problem. I don’t want you to do anything you aren’t comfortable with.”


am i the only one who thinks thats the creepiest response to " If she says “STOP,” or “GET AWAY FROM ME,” or shoves you away"

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

hubris.height posted:

is that like post rock but more accessible

imagine a version of feminism where it really was women's fault all along

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