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aDecentCupOfTea posted:Yeah, I used to date a guy that was half Dutch. He found it hilarious for the entire time we were together. Albi! Alllbi! Albi, the racist dragon!
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aDecentCupOfTea posted:I kind of wish my name was Starlyn, I feel like I would have no choice but to dress like I was from the 80's Witt mad crimped hair, and maybe be the singer of a predominately keytar playing band. Man, I wish that was me. I should make lemons into lemonade and start shopping around for used keytars and singing lessons. Also crimp my hair into a nightmarish mane.
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Jun 24, 2013 00:12
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Harry Medina. You don't wanna wake up with a Harry Medina.
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Chief McHeath posted:There's a member where I work named "Marjuana," with the "i" missing. There's a gal I know named "Majuana". Always have to pause when saying her name.
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Jun 24, 2013 00:53
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There was a blues singer who died today named Bobby Bland.
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Today, I checked out a couple of books for one Iona Pussey.
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Jun 26, 2013 15:08
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Cythereal posted:Today, I checked out a couple of books for one Iona Pussey. We gotta get her together with Dick Haver!!!
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:Yes, I did! Maybe we know one another. There can't be many Starlyns out there. All of the schools I attended were in San Pedro- Does that match up with your recollection? No. I was in the OC through eighth grade, then moved out near Riverside. Oh well. 
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Jun 27, 2013 02:50
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Welp, this year at my 10 year high school reunion I'll get to meet a classmate's brand new baby, Emeryn Lierre.
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I met a woman my age at a Czech beer hall named Kaeli (pronounced "kay-lee"). Her parents were pioneers.
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Literally no less than a minute ago, I checked in a client named Dong Wang. I'm sure his name is something generic, written like 王東 or something in Chinese, but still, must be a pretty embarrassing name to have in America. 
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Jun 28, 2013 14:12
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Sephiroth just got charged with kidnapping: story here.
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Jul 1, 2013 20:24
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Know a man named Luther Church. He's a Jr too.
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Grape Juice Vampire posted:Sephiroth just got charged with kidnapping: story here. "Sephiroth was arraigned and committed to jail on $500 bail." That seems awfully low for such a powerful video game super villain.
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Jul 3, 2013 21:20
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In my area phone book: August Gesundheit.
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Saw a new Courtney today: Cortnee. I bet she gets a lot misspelled mail. My last name is one letter off from a far more common one so I can't imagine having a common first name with a totally different spelling.
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My boyfriend's name is Benjamine. When I first met him in college, I told him that when they put the sign on his door in the freshman dorm with his name on it that it was spelled wrong. But apparently he is the third Benjamine in his family. He also has an aunt Buffy, but this was ages before the television show.
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douche ex machina posted:My boyfriend's name is Benjamine. When I first met him in college, I told him that when they put the sign on his door in the freshman dorm with his name on it that it was spelled wrong. But apparently he is the third Benjamine in his family. He also has an aunt Buffy, but this was ages before the television show. I think Buffy is an awesome name, mostly because of the T.V. show. I was watching a show about about sex addicts, and one of the dude's names was Issax. Pronounced Issac. This has probably come up before, but I have met two Precious' and a Cherish. I can't picture a 40 year old woman with those names.
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Ghost Party posted:I think Buffy is an awesome name, mostly because of the T.V. show. My first RA in college was named Princess.
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Ghost Party posted:This has probably come up before, but I have met two Precious' and a Cherish. I can't picture a 40 year old woman with those names. That's interesting, I can picture those perfectly for 40+ year olds, and teenagers, but no other age groups. Cherish at least gets Cher, which is a decent enough nickname. Poor Presh.
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I'm a debt collector, and I've seen some weird names.... shortly after the first modern Transformers movie came out, I received an account to collect on.... Optimus Prime must've had a bad day. God S Gift was another fun one to talk to. Keep in mind these are medical bills, in a city with a decent sized homeless population
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 When I was 14 I thought it would be the height of genius to name my daughter "Saylor". Like sailor, but you know, Taylor. Just stick Ys in poo poo and it'll look all classy. A presumable adult had that same basic thought process
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Looks like: Pyper My lie
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There was a girl I knew in high school that went by Nikki, and I always assumed her legal name was Nichole or some variation thereof. Until one day I happened to be in the room when she bought her prom ticket, and had to tell the teacher selling the tickets her legal name, Eunique. Pronounced "unique".
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Jul 13, 2013 12:36
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Jippa posted:Please tell me this is real. So very real.
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Jul 13, 2013 13:04
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Bobbie Raspberry and Margaret Martini (sounds like she should be a sexy lady in a gin ad)
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One of my friends keeps posting on the wall for someone whose first name is Felonéé. Hopefully it's just a tasteless joke?
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Just met a guy named Justin. Middle name: Time.
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Hydronium posted:Just met a guy named Justin. Middle name: Time. Oh, for god's sake.
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One of those anti-texting-while-driving ads running right now features some poor kid named Xzavier. It's very unfair. I was in the hospital for emergency surgery a few days ago (my penis is too big and it got stuck in a lady) and one of my nurses was called Quanasia.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:My first RA in college was named Princess. My great grandmother was named Princess! I met my neighbor's kids at the pool the other day. They are Genesis and Slayer.  When I was student teaching, I had a kid who was Buckshot Forrest [lastname].
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douche ex machina posted:He also has an aunt Buffy, but this was ages before the television show.
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douche ex machina posted:My boyfriend's name is Benjamine. When I first met him in college, I told him that when they put the sign on his door in the freshman dorm with his name on it that it was spelled wrong. But apparently he is the third Benjamine in his family. He also has an aunt Buffy, but this was ages before the television show. But ages before Family Affair? Less morbidly (because if you read about the actress who played that Buffy, you'll need it), Wonderful Terrific Monds (III!), but the story behind his name is much closer to awesome than terrible.
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Richard Cockshot. Walking the line between terrible name and awesome name.
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Friend/old boss of mine's sister in law's birth name is Dolphin Moon. DM had a baby last year and named her Polly Plankton.
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bringmyfishback posted:(my penis is too big and it got stuck in a lady)[/b].  The "poo poo that didn't happen" thread is over there.
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KillHour posted:
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Uhhh my friend is threatening to name her unborn child Raydar. Not like in a joking way, she posted this on Facebook and went into a long defense of why this is a good name ("he can use Ray as a nickname!") It sounds like half a giant robot name. RAYDAR STEELE. I wouldn't believe her but I know kids named Anakin and Sephiroth and basically nerds are insufferable and capable of anything.
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