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No Such Thing posted:For me it's a friar with dwarfism. And now my baby monkey/piglet is dressed like a friar, thank you.
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No Such Thing posted:For me it's a friar with dwarfism.
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Honestly, I don't know if it's this thread making me notice more nonsense on my feed or what, but here's another one.   I'm not blocking out any names since this was taken from a public page. The rest of the comments are pretty much the same as those three. My boyfriend's mom commented on it too (which is how I came to find the picture) about how we're just brainwashed. I'd be willing to bet the majority of the posters have not been to college, given they don't really seem to understand how college works... College grads, we're terrorists. Did any of you guys know? Cause I think I missed "terrorist training day" during undergrad.
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Jun 24, 2013 18:31
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While having a missing child isn't a big laughing matter I did kinda do a double take inspecting this. (not blocking names as she wants this shared)  
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Jun 24, 2013 18:51
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It's a terrible situation and I hope she gets found and is very safe. But that last sentence, to me, says a lot about the mother and probably sheds some light on why her daughter ran away in the first place.  it's a sucky situation all around.
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Jun 24, 2013 19:10
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Wizard of Smart posted:It's a terrible situation and I hope she gets found and is very safe. But that last sentence, to me, says a lot about the mother and probably sheds some light on why her daughter ran away in the first place. My guess was that she might be trying to impress the gravity of the situation on anyone else who might see that, like her daughter's friends. Kids can be pretty callous so "this is illegal" could mean more to them than her being very worried about her child. In more lighthearted news,  Read the last comment. (Sabrina is (was?) a cat, if that's not clear).
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Jun 24, 2013 19:55
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Silly Hippie posted:My guess was that she might be trying to impress the gravity of the situation on anyone else who might see that, like her daughter's friends. Kids can be pretty callous so "this is illegal" could mean more to them than her being very worried about her child. Yeah, maybe. It just came off as an appeal to punishment over an appeal to emotion and rubbed me wrong. I probably overthought it, though.
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Jun 24, 2013 20:07
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carnivaljunkie posted:Honestly, I don't know if it's this thread making me notice more nonsense on my feed or what, but here's another one. I used to work with a super right-wing guy who used every opportunity to tell us about how awful Obama was, how man-made climate change wasn't real, and how Andrew Breitbart was an American hero. That said, a favorite topic of his was how the American college system was indoctrinating kids to be Marxists, and how since the 60's the U.S. has been harboring Soviet ex-pat college professors to warp the minds of college kids.
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Jun 24, 2013 20:23
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Silly Hippie posted:Read the last comment. (Sabrina is (was?) a cat, if that's not clear). Did she end up elaborating on the "movable" thing?
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Jun 24, 2013 22:39
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Idiot Kicker posted:Did she end up elaborating on the "movable" thing? Unfortunately not. I can only imagine.
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Jun 24, 2013 22:44
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Idiot Kicker posted:Did she end up elaborating on the "movable" thing? I hope she has the sense to go with a heavy wire skeleton. Ball joints would just be weird and tacky.
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Jun 24, 2013 22:58
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Idiot Kicker posted:Did she end up elaborating on the "movable" thing? There is a kind of taxidermy that essentially makes your deceased companions into teddy bear style stuffed animals. I would assume that's what she meant.
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Jun 24, 2013 22:59
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I dunno how esoteric my knowledge is, but naming a child that is a VERY poor move.
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Idiot Kicker posted:Did she end up elaborating on the "movable" thing?  Obviously.
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VogeGandire posted:I dunno how esoteric my knowledge is, but naming a child that is a VERY poor move. What makes you think it wasn't on purpose? They seem like the type to enjoy rasslin'.
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Jun 25, 2013 00:14
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scorpiobean posted:
Delete my answer. This is best. Catdrone forever.
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 So, after doing some research, I have found out that the high five thing is referring to some anti-flu measure a youth soccer club had back in January, and the sushi thing is the policy of some weird sushi restaurant. I don't have the heart to tell him that New York City doesn't actually base its legal system off of Calvinball.
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Jun 25, 2013 00:53
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Wizard of Smart posted:It's a terrible situation and I hope she gets found and is very safe. But that last sentence, to me, says a lot about the mother and probably sheds some light on why her daughter ran away in the first place. What's weird is the missing daughter picture says she was last seen a day prior to the ecard meme being posted.
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Jun 25, 2013 01:06
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OmniDesol posted:
Restaurants in Japan don't do tips, at all. You'll get money thrown back at you if you try. Makes sense a sushi place wouldn't take tips.
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Jun 25, 2013 01:24
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This is me. I am the idiot on Facebook. TBF I was fairly drunk when I both cut my own hair and admitted it. As other content: WAT? 
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Jun 25, 2013 01:38
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carnivaljunkie posted:Honestly, I don't know if it's this thread making me notice more nonsense on my feed or what, but here's another one. I feel like you could just change the bottom text of the image to say "However, if you ask American conservatives who the worst Communist dictator is, they say Barack Obama. Racist indoctrination works, comrade."
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Jun 25, 2013 01:57
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I went to one of the colleges these types like to complain about, and every one of the Russian Studies and Politics profs was all "Stalin was the worst of the worst". Especially the ones who were Russian or Eastern European expats. At least one of them was an advisor to the CIA during the Cold War.
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Jun 25, 2013 02:44
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carnivaljunkie posted:Honestly, I don't know if it's this thread making me notice more nonsense on my feed or what, but here's another one. I agree that the idea that undergrads are being trained as Marxist terrorists is crazy, but there is a bit if truth to this one in that a lot if people don't really know how awful Stalin or Mao were. Also, here's the standard "those immigrants are taking our government subsidies" but Canadian:  This is especially stupid as the benefits they are taking about are on top of the Canadian pension plan, which is the plan you pay direct into with your taxes. Goosed it. has a new favorite as of 05:04 on Jun 25, 2013 |
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Jun 25, 2013 05:00
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Grem posted:Restaurants in Japan don't do tips, at all. You'll get money thrown back at you if you try. Makes sense a sushi place wouldn't take tips. I don't remember if I saw any chance to tip sushi resturants when I was in NYC. But I still see a tip section on the receipt I sign whenever I'm ordering to go.
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Jun 25, 2013 05:08
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Goosed it. posted:I agree that the idea that undergrads are being trained as Marxist terrorists is crazy, but there is a bit if truth to this one in that a lot if people don't really know how awful Stalin or Mao were. Hmm yes, senior citizens with a stipend AND a pension AND whatever savings they have from when they worked are a lot worse off than a refugee, who by definition is taking refuge from somewhere else and presumably has effectively nothing at all.
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Jun 25, 2013 05:14
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Goosed it. posted:I agree that the idea that undergrads are being trained as Marxist terrorists is crazy, but there is a bit if truth to this one in that a lot if people don't really know how awful Stalin or Mao were.
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Jun 25, 2013 05:17
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I've found it. The laziest text-on-an-image ever.
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Jun 25, 2013 05:52
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ol qwerty bastard posted:I've found it. The laziest text-on-an-image ever.  
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Good gardening practices make for bad romances.
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OmniDesol posted:Good gardening practices make for bad romances. Not if you're a gardener. 
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 (It's the same dude as before with the same joke as before.)
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Jun 25, 2013 09:24
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This dude used to be normal, lately he's been getting pretty crazy though. 
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Jun 25, 2013 18:47
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Wasn't the Millenium Eye something from the Yu-Gi-Oh TV show?
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YellerBill posted:Wasn't the Millenium Eye something from the Yu-Gi-Oh TV show? Yes. That's just embarrassing. If you MUST insist you can see the future please make up your own magical items.
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Jun 25, 2013 19:20
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Silly Hippie posted:Yes. That's just embarrassing. If you MUST insist you can see the future please make up your own magical items. I guess it was also that big wheel they put up in London to celebrate the millennium, but that would just raise more questions.
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He's talking about this, the All Seeing Eye, not Yu-Gi-Oh: Though I'm not sure which is saner.
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:He's talking about this, the All Seeing Eye, not Yu-Gi-Oh: Well darn. And here I was having fun reading the guy's posts in Pegasus' voice.
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:This dude used to be normal, lately he's been getting pretty crazy though. Im going to that parade, what the gently caress is he even thinking? Turn that post into the FBI.
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Flaggy posted:Im going to that parade, what the gently caress is he even thinking? Turn that post into the FBI. I doubt it's a threat or based on any actual information, it's more likely that that's just how he responds to everything now. "Hey, FBUser #12, want to go get a pizza?" "I sense grave danger at the pizza parlor." "What?" "My Blue-Eyes White Supremacist Dragon reveals a terrible fate for everyone." "Dude, if you're not hungry, you can just say so." "Tick tock tick tock tick tock"
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A relative of mine posted an image from "Uncle Sam's Misguided Children" that advocated killing Muslims. I had never heard of this page so I scrolled through it and oh my God... There's a picture of a guy, who is black, who was caught on camera robbing and assaulting a woman in her home. One commenter suggests "a good ole fashioned lynching" and has 98 likes in 2 hours. Look, I don't condone violence and robbery, but holy poo poo really? And down the page there is a link to the video. A guy suggests shooting him because he is beyond rehabilitation. 7,193 likes in 8 hours. For people who love the Constitution, they sure love throwing some of the amendments out. I feel really lovely about my family now too. Thanks Facebook.
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