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"Is it me or you?" "No."
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# ? Jun 17, 2013 09:51 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 12:06 |
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Brimstone stench irrelevant. Maintain current heading.
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# ? Jun 17, 2013 14:54 |
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Mom: Wexton Church, Saturday. Bring Chrysanthemums.
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# ? Jun 20, 2013 09:13 |
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What's the worst that could happen?
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# ? Jun 20, 2013 14:44 |
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Neo-Constantinople Alert: Nega-Turks Approaching from Astro-South
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 03:56 |
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My boyfriend's fiance just dumped me.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 05:21 |
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Pull out before it's too late!
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 06:16 |
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Got herpes from a truckstop sandwhich.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 11:58 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Genital herpes from a truckstop sandwhich. Now that's a book I would read.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 20:35 |
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But vicar, that's not salad cream!
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# ? Jun 22, 2013 05:04 |
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Foundling's chantey: authority fetters me not! Thanks for this thread, it got me thinking again after a while and I came up with a few things.
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# ? Jun 22, 2013 17:45 |
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Human flesh is now a delicacy.
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# ? Jun 22, 2013 23:11 |
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Strangers become familiar, only to return. or alternatively... "gently caress me." "Okay." "Wrong hole!" "Sorry."
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# ? Jun 23, 2013 07:32 |
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Last human to feel love dead.
Elentor fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Jun 23, 2013 |
# ? Jun 23, 2013 12:12 |
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Your bleating; hark, my hands bay! Bleating can also be misinterpreted as "bleeding" depending on the way it's said, so there are the connotations for that. I was considering just "blood" in it's place but I like it this way.
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# ? Jun 23, 2013 18:33 |
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Her mouth full, she discovered maggots.
us vs also us fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jun 24, 2013 |
# ? Jun 24, 2013 06:35 |
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Inner demons chip away my soul.
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# ? Jun 24, 2013 09:14 |
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"Now there's a face I'll remember."
us vs also us fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Jun 24, 2013 |
# ? Jun 24, 2013 11:43 |
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"Singing in public is now forbidden."
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# ? Jun 24, 2013 23:49 |
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"David Bowie died." "Don't joke, rear end in a top hat."
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 04:31 |
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Time traveling Neanderthal vagabond murders descendants.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 06:04 |
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He's gone mad! Hide the children!
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 07:43 |
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Oceania has never been at war.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 13:07 |
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"More than one heartbeat detected, sir."
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 14:36 |
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Cherry's demons manifested in her solitude.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 17:48 |
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He died many deaths throughout life.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 19:49 |
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Something began to feed off us.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 22:05 |
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Pop fly. Series over. We win!
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 00:58 |
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Conversations With Mirrors in Hyperreality, Bro
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 06:53 |
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Was Hemingway Actually a Gay Wino?
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 07:37 |
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"Mr President: My Dick Broke."
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 12:47 |
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qntm posted:Oceania has never been at war. In London, the clocks struck thirteen.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 18:01 |
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The Cat's been talkin' poo poo again.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 22:17 |
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Mordecai had found another severed hand.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 22:59 |
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March onward, my ward! Victory awaits!
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# ? Jun 27, 2013 00:40 |
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My daughter's rapist sleeps beside me...
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# ? Jun 27, 2013 01:03 |
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Jesus's Real Dad: A Divine Comedy
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# ? Jun 27, 2013 14:03 |
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Beyond, the fields now lay barren.
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# ? Jun 28, 2013 19:40 |
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Murderous pits of corrosive butt loving.
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Staunch little men with big beards.
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