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Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Well at least we're not talking about "processing" them in an offshore private detention centre run by SNC-Lavalin. Yet.

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I'm not a fan of any immigration.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
Thanks for letting us know Baloogan, that is really helpful information. We'll all be sure to take that into account from now on.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Baloogan posted:

I'm not a fan of any immigration.

I am a fan of all immigration.

quaint bucket
Nov 29, 2007

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

I am a fan of all immigration.

I support anything that will keep Harper's Strong Stable Conservative Majority Government.

Huzzah.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I'm not a fan of migration.



Traitors, get back here! :argh:

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
I'd love it if somehow all the smart hardworking immigrants came to Vancouver instead of the spoiled rich kids and extended family members/indentured cranberry pickers.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I'm not a fan of migration.



Traitors, get back here! :argh:

Does that mean the the most patriotic geese are the ones that just sit around golf courses year-round?

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I'm not a fan of migration.



Traitors, get back here! :argh:

:golfclap:

If you're a fan of migration *and* immigration, is that like the fantasy mode in sports games where you reset the rosters and have a league wide draft? Would that be like doing that to the population every five years? Because that would be awesome.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

John Rawls would be very on board.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

I'm in favour of mandatory immigration. :getin:

quaint bucket
Nov 29, 2007

Cultural Imperial posted:

I'd love it if somehow all the smart hardworking immigrants came to Vancouver instead of the spoiled rich kids and extended family members/indentured cranberry pickers.

Yeah but the latter simulates the economy and keeps the proletariats out.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
I'm in favour of geographic emigration (we are working on making quebec sail into the sea and wedge itself onto the coast of france)

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
Europe already has its own Canada, its called Denmark. Plus some of us aren't too keen on rushing into the arms of the Eurofailures.

ductonius
Apr 9, 2007
I heard there's a cream for that...

Cultural Imperial posted:

extended family members/indentured cranberry pickers.

This is so true it hurts. I drive the East/West Connector every day and there are literally busloads of people doing manual labor in the fields on Lulu Island. Blueberry harvesting has been automated for years especially for the low-bush variety. How do they do it here? Dozens and dozens of elderly people.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
'Course the blueberries aren't as fine as they were back in the day. Leapt right off the bushes into your hand. Blueberry was a handfruit then o course.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

But you still couldn't get any, on account of the war.

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

THC posted:

Well at least we're not talking about "processing" them in an offshore private detention centre run by SNC-Lavalin. Yet.

I live in a Calgary neighbourhood that got pretty badly hammered and I keep seeing SNC-Lavalin trucks running up and down the street. On the one hand I'm glad that they're here because more people helping is always better, but on the other hand I feel tempted to set them on fire.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

PittTheElder posted:

But you still couldn't get any, on account of the war.

We had to make due. Me and my pappy, we used juniper berries instead. Probably why I drink so much gin.

That and my alcohol problem.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 202 days!

Oh good, that way we can be totally on our own when an earthquake finally takes us all into its watery maw.

This is BC though, so I have to assume that they are more than just half-baked :420:

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


I've always felt weird about the criteria by which immigration policy decides who to favor in terms of applicants. There's explicit favoritism for people with money, useful skills and education who won't put additional strain on existing infrastructure - in essence, we look for immigrants with something to offer economically, which feels like the worst and coldest motivation. I suppose this isn't really referring to work visas, more general immigration.

Immigration could be organized as a big queue, for maximum fairness. It could be ordered by need, accepting people with the worst prospects in their own country (people with medical needs their country can't meet, people in crushing poverty or famine). It could even be ordered by chance, selecting applicants from the pool effectively at random whenever more immigration is called for so that everyone can have a shot. Maybe none of these are feasible or desirable, but does that mean our current system is?

Some immigration rules like allowing family members in or excluding people who are security risks can make sense on their own, but the question of overall policy... I feel like it's the sort of thing we don't think about enough.

Or hey, maybe [I]I[/] just don't think about it enough and everyone's already got really well-formed opinions on immigration.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Dolash posted:

people with medical needs their country can't meet

How the hell can Canada be the world's hospital?

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

Baloogan posted:

How the hell can Canada be the world's hospital?

Maybe we could actually take universal healthcare seriously and stop selfishingly using healthcare expenditure as a criterion for expelling potential immigrants? I mean, it's just a suggestion.

I'm not saying we should accept everyone with a health problem, but couldn't we use triage procedures to look at developing a procedure that we can use for the idea of medical refugees?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Triage is not a useful tool for immigration.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Dolash posted:

I've always felt weird about the criteria by which immigration policy decides who to favor in terms of applicants. There's explicit favoritism for people with money, useful skills and education who won't put additional strain on existing infrastructure - in essence, we look for immigrants with something to offer economically, which feels like the worst and coldest motivation. I suppose this isn't really referring to work visas, more general immigration.

Yeah, I always thought it made really good fridge logic. Selecting only immigrants who already have skills Canada needs makes tons of sense as long as you're not really thinking about it. The moment you do, you realize how cold and calculatingly bad it is. Which is almost certainly intentional, since the guys at the top have likely always agreed with Baloogan.

Baloogan posted:

How the hell can Canada be the world's hospital?

Because I would be loving amazed if healthcare for immigrants and refugees came anywhere close to the cost of Canadians born in country. We really could afford it.

PittTheElder fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Jun 28, 2013

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I'm glad non of you idiots are in charge of our immigration policy. (no offence admin)

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Please explain to us why we're so wrong.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Baloogan posted:

I'm glad non of you idiots are in charge of our immigration policy. (no offence admin)

:ssh: Nobody tell him it's also the Government's policy to encourage immigration (at least out of one side of their mouths).

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Gotta keep the 'wrong people' out, right Baloogan?

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

Stoven posted:

What if we elect parliament by FPTP and senate by PR then they can duke it out on the hill.

This is exactly what Australia does, although our Lower House is elected by preferential ballot, not FPTP. It works decently well, it allows for a limit on the mandate of the Lower House to pass legislation in cases where the country is truly divided. Of course in our case the Senate can only block legislation three times before it could potentially trigger dissolution of both Houses and a whole new election.

I am actually straight-up boggling at the idea that somebody could support the concept of a whole chamber of unelected lords having real legislative power in the year of our Lord two thousand and thirteen. Why not just hand it back to the monarchy and be done with it?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

JawKnee posted:

Gotta keep the 'wrong people' out, right Baloogan?

Gotta keep everyone out.

MikeSevigny
Aug 6, 2002

Habs 2006: Cristobal Persuasion

Baronjutter posted:

I'd unironically love a FREE VANCOUVER ISLAND. We have the best flag.

Beavers and pine cones man

Does the staff represent Victoria being the only place in BC where you can actually find a GP taking patients?



By the way:

quote:

Christy Clark hasn’t stopped beaming since last month’s unexpected election victory, when the only downside was the loss of her own seat in the Legislative Assembly. British Columbians bought into her core message, that a B.C. Liberal government would return surplus budgets to the province, ending years of deficit spending. Starting immediately.

New fiscal numbers were revealed Thursday; they suggest that her election-winning promise is already in jeopardy, thanks to what the government gingerly describes as “a slight deterioration in the fiscal plan since the February 2013 budget.”

You can't imagine how shocked I am about this.

MikeSevigny fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jun 28, 2013

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Is that a problem outside of Victoria? I always shop around for doctors, if I don't like mine after a year or so I just go looking at reviews for others.

MikeSevigny
Aug 6, 2002

Habs 2006: Cristobal Persuasion

Baronjutter posted:

Is that a problem outside of Victoria? I always shop around for doctors, if I don't like mine after a year or so I just go looking at reviews for others.

I've never been able to find a GP anywhere I've lived outside of Victoria, except for back home where I had my doctor from when I was a kid. I was going to clinics if I needed anything. I think Victorians have it pretty good in that respect.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Baloogan posted:

Gotta keep everyone out.

Just cut to the chase and say something odious about Muslims again so we can kick you of the thread for awhile longer.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

If we're going to become the world's hospital, might as well go whole hog and just start the socialist revolution.

C...
Jan 22, 2008

Tootin the Doom Flute has led the Kingdom of Ankist into a new age of illumination. Every morning, people wake up and open palm slam a woodwind instrument into their mouth. It is the Doom Flute and right then and there they start playing the notes. They play every note, and they play every note hard
FYI, triage is when you give help to those most likely to survive, and let those with serious conditions die... Probably not what you meant in terms of a medical immigration scheme

Zack_Gochuck
Jan 4, 2007

Stupid Wrestling People

Baloogan posted:

Gotta keep everyone out.

If you are not aboriginal, shut-up, sir. If there were people like you back in the 1800s, my ancestors would have died in a potato famine.

Lexicon
Jul 29, 2003

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.

Republican Vampire posted:

Maybe we could actually take universal healthcare seriously and stop selfishingly using healthcare expenditure as a criterion for expelling potential immigrants? I mean, it's just a suggestion.

I'm not saying we should accept everyone with a health problem, but couldn't we use triage procedures to look at developing a procedure that we can use for the idea of medical refugees?

It would honestly be hilarious (alternately: depressing) to hear a politician/commentator with a platform advocate for this. There would be bulging eyes, throbbing veins, and :bahgawd:'s as far as the eye can see.

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Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Zack_Gochuck posted:

If there were people like you back in the 1800s, my ancestors would have died in a potato famine.

There were people like that, though. A fair amount of people didn't want the Irish coming to our good country and loving it up, and it was overt racism and bigotry. Nowadays, people are a little more subtle about that aspect of it.

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