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Byolante posted:slightly curious if the removing your shirt to show a message yellow card applies if you hulk out and rip it to show a message instead. Osvaldo ripped his shirt this year, but I don't remember if it was in celebration or frustration. He didn't get a card either way but he was on the sidelines for a good 3 minutes while the kitman scrambled to get him new one.
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Looks like a tough guy. But is he a Real American?
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Why, yes, I do want to watch Pellegrini idly walk around a Hugo Boss store waiting for his suit fitting. 
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Premier League launches grassroots initiative, obscures child with giant Pound sign.
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Luis Alberto learning "English for Football", I am seriously curious what's in that book
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It's just one blank sheet with "3 points, this is the most important thing" in huge letters
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T. Finninho posted:Luis Alberto learning "English for Football", I am seriously curious what's in that book http://elt.oup.com/catalogue/items/global/business_esp/express_series/sports_and_leisure/9780194579742?cc=global&selLanguage=en quote:
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T. Finninho posted:Luis Alberto learning "English for Football", I am seriously curious what's in that book "You man ball side!"
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"stick it in the mixer" "lets loving have it you cunts and slags" "who had him!"
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From all my years of playing football in England there are only two phrases you need to know: "time!" And "man on!"
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Square it
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"Note: no one in England will pronounce your name right even after correcting them so don't even bother. Odds are they're going to give you a nickname anyway."
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Francostein posted:"Note: no one in England will pronounce your name right even after correcting them so don't even bother. Odds are they're going to give you a nickname anyway." "Note 2: Your nickname will be the shortest version of your first name/surname with -o attached to it, or, if you're Azpilicueta, Dave." EvilHawk fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Jul 2, 2013 |
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T. Finninho posted:Luis Alberto learning "English for Football", I am seriously curious what's in that book "man on" written in huge letters on every page
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"can i get these jeans with a garish purple and yellow pattern on them please?"
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"I've wrapped my Ferrari round a lamppost and need a new one"
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What does "man on" mean? I've never heard it.
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jyrka posted:What does "man on" mean? I've never heard it. Man on!!
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jyrka posted:What does "man on" mean? I've never heard it. When you've got possession, and someone is getting ready to tackle you on your blindside, other players on your team will shout man on to stop you looking like a dickhead when they creep up behind you and nick the ball.
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Total Meatlove posted:When you've got possession, and someone is getting ready to tackle you on your blindside, other players on your team will shout man on to stop you looking like a dickhead when they creep up behind you and nick the ball. That's what it means? I always thought it was the battle cry for post game locker room tickle fights.
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Francostein posted:That's what it means? I always thought it was the battle cry for post game locker room tickle fights. That's 'pile on!'
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T. Finninho posted:Luis Alberto learning "English for Football", I am seriously curious what's in that book Referee-approved profanities.
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Raise your arm before a set piece to let everyone know its going into the mixer.
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the sex ghost posted:"I've wrapped my Ferrari round a lamppost and need a new one" I appear to have misplaced my porsche, has anybody seen it?
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Byolante posted:I appear to have misplaced my porsche, has anybody seen it? That's actually in the Spanish version.
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"Hello I am a foreigner to this land, my profession which is being a football player brought me here and I hope to do best both on the pitch and off the pitch learning about your culture." Heh-heh-heh, loving footballers!
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This blew me away, Syeds argument is utterly exemplary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmCtci6cen8 In short: gently caress Chelsea and gently caress Roman Abramovich.
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Kwik posted:Referee-approved profanities. This right here. I'll bet it showcases the appropriate uses of the phrases 'oval office', 'gently caress off', 'you're shite', and many others of the greatest hits of English Football. Also making sure, in this age of high-definition television, to enunciate clearly and wildly so the audience at home can tell that you are 'Avving a go'.
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Adulterous Hitler posted:This blew me away, Syeds argument is utterly exemplary. That's the best argument I've heard against "modern football". Very well spoken.
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