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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

WorkingPeer posted:

i think those displays are real-time, using gps

the future owns

it sucks living in a third world country :smith:

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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

theflyingexecutive posted:

lol if you actually mean world and not country

lol if you think my figurative world includes the global poor

BooLoo posted:

let me tell you about the poors *leans back into eams lounge, nibbles on slice of artisnal bespoke pizza and posts from gigantic shining sarnsnug phone tablet*

me right now irl

minus the tablet

and the eames lounge





and the pizza

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR
sincere or ironic wealth flaunting is rly gross and only impresses people you shouldn't be happy about impressing

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

penus de milo posted:

sincere or ironic wealth flaunting is rly gross and only impresses people you shouldn't be happy about impressing

its the only thing yosposters have left, dont take that away from them

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6uX4xvDT5A&t=121s

this but with poo poo instead of beer

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

penus de milo posted:

sincere or ironic wealth flaunting is rly gross and only impresses people you shouldn't be happy about impressing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
what if you only want to impress them so they don't notice the plastic sheeting on the ground and the clear raincoat you're wearing

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Al! posted:

what if you only want to impress them so they don't notice the plastic sheeting on the ground and the clear raincoat you're wearing

if that's what i'm wearing there's probably something more interesting going on.

cool biRd pics
Aug 28, 2009

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

ahmeni posted:

cairns is pretty nice tho

maybe if you like getting beaten about the head with a fence post yeah

FormatAmerica
Jun 3, 2005
Grimey Drawer
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1072593259/keasy-finally-the-touchscreen-keyboard-you-can-fee

aimed at the fuckoff big otterbox crowd who can't jab at the touchscreen with their hamfingers, i guess

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Al! posted:

what if you only want to impress them so they don't notice the plastic sheeting on the ground and the clear raincoat you're wearing

that reminds me i have some vhs tapes i need to return

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

waiting for the official apple dialing wand

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Hashtag Nascar posted:

waiting for the official apple dialing wand

mmmm handsfree

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

FormatAmerica posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1072593259/keasy-finally-the-touchscreen-keyboard-you-can-fee

aimed at the fuckoff big otterbox crowd who can't jab at the touchscreen with their hamfingers, i guess

holy poo poo those rewards are amazing

$100: thank you card and certificate
$500: thank you card, certificate, and website shout out

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

oh and that's pounds too, so multiply by 1.6 or whatever

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
isn't somebody making that weird shape-shifting plastic screen coating that can extrude little nubs to make it feel like a keyboard or something

i mean it'll be built into phones and stuff but it's kinda the same thing only not stupid

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

imagine if your skin could do that

just liek make a bunch of dots on your forehead say "gently caress you" whil talking to someone

or put weird bumps all over/inside your junk

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
haptic condoms

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
guess i know what my kickstarter will be now

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

vibrator egg implants

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

PleasingFungus posted:

this never stopped getting funnier

(ep 2 was released a year late; ep 3, of course...)

after a while gaben got pissy and said "we should never have said it was half life 2 episode 1, it was really half-life 3 episode 1, you've already been getting half-life 3 and we just gave it the wrong name, so stop asking me"

but then they never finished it anyway

incidentally, black mesa actually released their game and it's pretty fuckin solid. when you get beaten to market by a notoriously slow total conversion done by amateurs i just don't know

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
tbf black mesa left out the best part of hl: xen

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

i wonder what ian is doing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

TOOT BOOT posted:

i wonder what ian is doing

moldering id wager

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oh wait this isnt the scifi thread

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

oh wait this isnt the scifi thread

not enough 'i's

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Al! posted:

tbf black mesa left out the best part of hl: xen
black mesa: episode 1

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

or put weird bumps all over/inside your junk

hpv already got that one covered

and those idiots want to try and vaccinate us against it and make all our kids autistic sluts or some poo poo

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

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Hi Proteus,

Will you hire me at WD? I need a job.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Ian McLean posted:

Hi Proteus,

Will you hire me at WD? I need a job.
:wth:

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Ian McLean posted:

Hi Proteus,

Will you hire me at WD? I need a job.

https://careers.ea.com/

grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009

Just a funny av. Not a redtext or an own ok.

Ian McLean posted:

Hi Proteus,

Will you hire me at WD? I need a job.

bored with the millionaire lifestyle already

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

burned through that $500 already ian

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Ian McLean posted:

Hi Proteus,

Will you hire me at WD? I need a job.

lol k Ian send me ur resume

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
actually send it to swsp he's senior to me

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i want to work at that old soylindra plant

please assign me there

but make san jose stop smelling so bad

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

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What is yours/his email?

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Ian McLean posted:

What is yours/his email?

strwrsxprt@somethingawful.com

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
i guess you can send it to me at proteus4994@gmail.com if you want too *shrug*

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