Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

How can you be Italian and have no body hair?

# ? Jul 4, 2013 04:26

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pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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Paddyb posted:

How can you be Italian and have no body hair?

Easily:

# ? Jul 4, 2013 04:29

Giovanni_Sinclair: Apr 25, 2009; It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Story on this one my Club Chicago Fire has a deal with the local Aldi where when out goal keepers make more than three saves they give out free milk coupons which is pass out after the game and much of the fans (including me) take advantage by hiding the one we already have to get more free milk. Because Sean Johnson is our main goalie we have nicknamed him the Milkman and he has started to be in commercials for Aldi where he is a milkman before the games. Though tonight our 2nd keeper Italian Paolo Tornaghi was in net tonight and got us the milk, anyone know Italian for milkman?

# ? Jul 4, 2013 05:12

euroboy: Mar 24, 2004

Arsenal panini 1996-1997

Glenn Helder

# ? Jul 4, 2013 09:07

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

ugh, bergkamp's got a jaw that just. won't. quit.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 09:59

vocaloid orgasm: Apr 15, 2011; I keep on singing
Eternal life
VOCALOID

Those socks... :stare:

# ? Jul 4, 2013 10:38

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

# ? Jul 4, 2013 10:58

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

euroboy posted:

Arsenal panini 1996-1997

Glenn Helder

..is Vieira's head shopped on or flipped or something? The lighting is opposite all the rest.

Time has not been kind to poor Wengy, he looks like he could be late 30s there.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 11:09

Wazzerphuk: Feb 9, 2001; Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Parity warning posted:

..is Vieira's head shopped on or flipped or something? The lighting is opposite all the rest.

His head is on Ian Wright's body.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 11:12

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

Parity warning posted:

..is Vieira's head shopped on or flipped or something? The lighting is opposite all the rest.

Time has not been kind to poor Wengy, he looks like he could be late 30s there.

bould seems to have got younger

# ? Jul 4, 2013 11:26

Manc Hill: Jul 19, 2001; ^^this is u ^^this is me

they used to photoshop peoples heads on all the time when they were new signings

# ? Jul 4, 2013 11:56

Froist: Jun 6, 2004

euroboy posted:

Arsenal panini 1996-1997

A child of the 90s would know this is a Merlin collection, not Panini :colbert:

# ? Jul 4, 2013 12:55

euroboy: Mar 24, 2004

Poldi Pic Of The Day:

# ? Jul 4, 2013 13:15

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

DOGSO?

# ? Jul 4, 2013 14:19

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

# ? Jul 4, 2013 14:42

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I didn't notice the sideburns during Sterling hair chat.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 15:24

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

Giovanni_Sinclair posted:

Story on this one my Club Chicago Fire has a deal with the local Aldi where when out goal keepers make more than three saves they give out free milk coupons which is pass out after the game and much of the fans (including me) take advantage by hiding the one we already have to get more free milk. Because Sean Johnson is our main goalie we have nicknamed him the Milkman and he has started to be in commercials for Aldi where he is a milkman before the games. Though tonight our 2nd keeper Italian Paolo Tornaghi was in net tonight and got us the milk, anyone know Italian for milkman?

Huh, didn't realise you had Aldi in the States. Anyway it may be too late now but it's Lattaio (lah-TIE-oh)

# ? Jul 4, 2013 15:34

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

# ? Jul 4, 2013 17:47

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Snoop Lion poses with his fans

# ? Jul 4, 2013 17:49

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Unidentified fans.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 17:50

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jsSy3WQfYY

# ? Jul 4, 2013 17:51

El Hefe: Oct 31, 2006; You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Ribery is the worst.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 17:52

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Never thought Ribery could get more ugly.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 18:10

TheGoatFeeder: Mar 16, 2005; "One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

Adulterous Hitler posted:

For a split second I thought Ribery was a new Steve Coogan character, then disappointment set in

# ? Jul 4, 2013 18:25

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Disappointing to see a famous musician hanging around with a criminal.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 18:31

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

What hat is Ribery wearing?

# ? Jul 4, 2013 19:20

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Time is money. :cool:

# ? Jul 4, 2013 19:20

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

Der Shovel posted:

Disappointing to see a famous musician hanging around with a criminal.

Snoop was acquitted for that.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 19:56

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

# ? Jul 4, 2013 20:17

chuggo is BACK: Jul 1, 2008; "Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

lmao

# ? Jul 4, 2013 20:18

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Soulex posted:

Never thought Ribery could get more ugly.

Ribery should join Liverpool.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 20:51

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

everyone thats posed with the new liverpool gear is either apathetic, trying to rip it, or upset.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 20:59

Hoops: Aug 19, 2005; A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

mynameisjohn posted:

everyone thats posed with the new liverpool gear is either apathetic, trying to rip it, or upset.

They've now released the official promo pictures of that purple and black mindfuck, and loads of them are shot from below. I assume it's some Citizen Kane magic in order to make the players look powerful, but it just makes them look like their bodies are really oddly proportioned.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 21:16

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

dubsteppin posted:

Those socks...

Going for the goth chick look.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 21:24

MikeTheCoolOne: Jul 18, 2006; Drinking heavily the night before.

trem_two posted:

I didn't notice the sideburns during Sterling hair chat.

Clearly his hairdresser didn't either

# ? Jul 4, 2013 22:05

rats off to ya: Jul 22, 2008

Bea Nanner posted:

Imgur hates my phone so pretend I posted the gif of drogba/malouda's band celebration at the corner flag

# ? Jul 4, 2013 23:26

Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

T. Finninho posted:

I love the random Podolski selfies in between all the Abromovich shite.

WARNING: The following picture is of Fabio Borini on the beach with his lovely missus. The problem is he seems to have borrowed one of her bikini bottoms and is wearing it as "swim trunks" You'll never be able to unsee it. Click at your own risk.

http://i.imgur.com/SsbaOJ6.jpg

Phwoar.

Wazzerphuk posted:

His head is on Ian Wright's body.

Honestly, this is surprising to me.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 23:43

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jul 5, 2013 01:09

Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

wtf is Ribery wearing, he's a grown man ffs.

# ? Jul 5, 2013 08:39

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TheBigAristotle posted:

The best answer.

# ? Jul 5, 2013 08:42

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