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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Getting excited for football season. The OTHER book
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Shoehead posted:The OTHER book Getting super pumped for football season. Mood: 
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Jul 2, 2013 21:18
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The Sharmat posted:That's gonna be pretty awful advice when Winds of Winter comes out (ahahaha) and Stoneheart, Euron, and Arianne form an unholy Tribunal that establishes a monopoly on all amoebic dysentery medication, as foretold in the House of the Undying. Did you miss the part where I pointed out it being a re-re-readthrough?
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Jul 2, 2013 23:05
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Getting super pumped for football season. As the #1 Game of Bones fan I am furious over the collective's lack of motivation towards this dwarfing ambition of theirs. In the meantime I will theorize about the potential importance of Hogor's earrings in the future.
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Jul 3, 2013 05:38
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Aurain posted:Jon wasn't interesting in Sam's or Melisandre's POVs. As I said - we need a dramatic shift first. Like, say, dying. So far there hasn't been a single character who didn't improve by dying, so I still have hope for our glorious corpse-storing Targaryen.
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Jul 3, 2013 08:46
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Torquemadras posted:As I said - we need a dramatic shift first. Like, say, dying. I dunno Tywin sort of went to poo poo.
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Jul 3, 2013 11:39
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Arrrthritis posted:As the #1 Game of Bones fan I am furious over the collective's lack of motivation towards this dwarfing ambition of theirs. In the meantime I will theorize about the potential importance of Hogor's earrings in the future. Ah yes, his Meister's earrings!
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Jul 3, 2013 14:13
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run DNC posted:I dunno Tywin sort of went to poo poo. Just wait until you see Charles Dance's performance as a smelly rotting corpse. And he'll still pick up fangirls then. 
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Jul 3, 2013 16:35
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The Feast season better end with Zombie Tywin instead of Zombie Cat.
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Jul 3, 2013 16:38
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The Feast season better end with Zombie Tywin instead of Zombie Cat. Can't we have both?
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Jul 3, 2013 17:08
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Has a Zombie Tywin/Lady Stoneheart slashfic ever been written? If not then fellas I got an idea here...
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Jul 3, 2013 19:02
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The powerful aroma of his rotting poisoned bowels filled her neck hole as she grrbaragled in ecstasy
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Jul 3, 2013 19:10
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Was there ever a neck hole so large or responsive?
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Jul 3, 2013 21:03
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Not to be one-upped by his children, Tywin Lannister decides to have sex on his own coffin.
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Jul 3, 2013 21:37
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p.crestmont posted:I just realized Jon's ADWD story is similar to Cercei's AFFC arc; they are both doomed to be ousted from their places of power due to a comical sequence of bad decisions. Their motivations are complete polar opposites, but their MOs are actually pretty similar in that they systematically alienate everyone around them. Cercei's chapters and goof ups are funnier on reread, but Jon is just as tragically bullheaded and dumb in his own way. That's what happened in Dany's arc too. None of them are cut out for their jobs and they all pay the price.
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Jul 4, 2013 00:02
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Not My Goodies posted:That's what happened in Dany's arc too. None of them are cut out for their jobs and they all pay the price. Thinking back, and on how dear Quentin and Danaery's dear brother ended up, why exactly did the gods decide to bestow the ability to hang out in fire on her rather than someone worth two fucks?
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Jul 4, 2013 01:10
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Thought this was appropriate but I was reading through Entertainment Monthly and they had people tell who they thought the best GoT villains were. Joff, Tywin, Ramsay or The Mountain. I stared at awhile before I realized something was amiss. The picture for the Mountain was Meryn Trant. Yeah.
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Jul 4, 2013 01:34
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Pong Daddy posted:Has a Zombie Tywin/Lady Stoneheart slashfic ever been written? Comrade, I believe we have our first novella for the A Game of Bones storyline. Let's make this happen.
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Jul 4, 2013 02:12
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Noooo! What about a series of connected novellas called The Head Knight?
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Jul 4, 2013 02:17
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My friend finally read Game of Bones. He thought I wrote the Chris Isaak chapter. He praised it highly.
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Jul 4, 2013 03:03
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What did he think of my chapters? I crave validation 
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Jul 4, 2013 03:07
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I saw these dire wolves at the Clark County Museum near Vegas and thought of you guys:  Also, visiting the Hoover Dam (which is 726 feet tall) gives you a real sense of how absurd the Wall is.
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Jul 4, 2013 03:34
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Hunky Joe posted:Thought this was appropriate but I was reading through Entertainment Monthly and they had people tell who they thought the best GoT villains were. Joff, Tywin, Ramsay or The Mountain. I stared at awhile before I realized something was amiss. They kind of hosed up the mountain real bad in the show, he almost never appears and never does anything. I know it's because of the whole recasting thing, but pretty much the only thing show watchers will remember him from is him fighting Sandor in the tournament during season 1. I'm pretty sure some people in the baby thread will be confused when he reappears for the Red Viper duel. I don't think there's even a single mention of him raping anyone in the show.
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Jul 4, 2013 03:40
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Bulletproof Tiger posted:They kind of hosed up the mountain real bad in the show, he almost never appears and never does anything. I know it's because of the whole recasting thing, but pretty much the only thing show watchers will remember him from is him fighting Sandor in the tournament during season 1. I'm pretty sure some people in the baby thread will be confused when he reappears for the Red Viper duel. I don't think there's even a single mention of him raping anyone in the show. What's the pretext for Oberyn showing up in the TV show going to be, anyway? The Martells are made out to be pretty important before the Blackwater in the books and he has totally legitimate reasons to be in King's Landing afterward, but in the show the only mention of Dorne I recall was when Myrcella was sent away. But yeah, I agree that they haven't handled the Mountain well.
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Jul 4, 2013 03:57
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The Walk to the Wedding Feast http://sabenerica.deviantart.com/art/The-Walk-to-the-Wedding-Feast-372504468 I still haven't seen the Red Wedding scene in the series... though I do like the non-book reader reactions.
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Jul 4, 2013 05:12
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p.crestmont posted:I just realized Jon's ADWD story is similar to Cercei's AFFC arc; they are both doomed to be ousted from their places of power due to a comical sequence of bad decisions. Their motivations are complete polar opposites, but their MOs are actually pretty similar in that they systematically alienate everyone around them. Cercei's chapters and goof ups are funnier on reread, but Jon is just as tragically bullheaded and dumb in his own way. I hope he stays dead.
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Jul 4, 2013 06:24
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:What did he think of my chapters? I crave validation Largely confused by the WWF chapter, grossed out by the over the top food sex, loved Chris Isaak and the gonzo porn Perfume finale. I told him the sequel will have sexy vampires and introduce Demi Turduckyen and he's mad that we suck at writing in a timely fashion. WILD CARDS'd
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Jul 4, 2013 07:22
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I'm sure GRRM himself has knocked quite a few out to your book.
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Jul 4, 2013 11:43
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Urdnot Fire posted:I automatically read this in Roy Dotrice's voice. You mean you don't do that with everything?
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Jul 4, 2013 14:02
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Largely confused by the WWF chapter, grossed out by the over the top food sex, loved Chris Isaak and the gonzo porn Perfume finale. WCW. No wonder he was confused.
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Jul 4, 2013 14:20
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Chinston Wurchill posted:I saw these dire wolves at the Clark County Museum near Vegas and thought of you guys: I fly fished near the base of the Lake Powell dam and even that one was absurdly huge. Bulletproof Tiger posted:They kind of hosed up the mountain real bad in the show, he almost never appears and never does anything. I know it's because of the whole recasting thing, but pretty much the only thing show watchers will remember him from is him fighting Sandor in the tournament during season 1. I'm pretty sure some people in the baby thread will be confused when he reappears for the Red Viper duel. I don't think there's even a single mention of him raping anyone in the show. He's never really shown doing anything in the books either. Just hearsay about how much of an rear end in a top hat he's being to the commoners. Well, there was the part where he was orchestrating the interrogations with the Tickler, but even then he wasn't visually DOING anything of note. Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Jul 4, 2013 |
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Jul 4, 2013 19:00
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Fog Tripper posted:
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Jul 4, 2013 19:14
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True that we don't get to experience gregor's actions first hand too often in the books but there are many detailed accounts of what a huge rear end in a top hat he is. Breaking Pia's face, feeding Vargo his own body parts, raping the innkeeper's daughter, murdering his own father and sister etc.
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Jul 4, 2013 19:41
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:loved Chris Isaak and the gonzo porn Perfume finale. My life has meaning. Sexy meaning. EDIT: What's the status on the audio stuff? My words need to be uncomfortably read aloud. Shageletic fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Jul 5, 2013 |
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Jul 5, 2013 02:36
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emanresu tnuocca posted:True that we don't get to experience gregor's actions first hand too often in the books but there are many detailed accounts of what a huge rear end in a top hat he is. Breaking Pia's face, feeding Vargo his own body parts, raping the innkeeper's daughter, murdering his own father and sister etc. Though there's also the whole "shoved his kid brother's face into the fire for playing with his toy" thing.The Sharmat posted:You mean you don't do that with everything?
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Jul 5, 2013 02:56
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A gem from my Storm of Swords re-read:Daenerys Targaryen, Stormborn, Mother of Dragons, the Unburned, etc. posted:In a year I shall be in Westeros. I know the scale of years is different and whatever, but it still made me chuckle.
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Jul 5, 2013 03:23
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p.crestmont posted:I just realized Jon's ADWD story is similar to Cercei's AFFC arc; they are both doomed to be ousted from their places of power due to a comical sequence of bad decisions. Their motivations are complete polar opposites, but their MOs are actually pretty similar in that they systematically alienate everyone around them. Cercei's chapters and goof ups are funnier on reread, but Jon is just as tragically bullheaded and dumb in his own way. lovely leaders are a staple of asoiaf. I love the idea of a quest for power, then having no clue how to use it. I think Jon in Dance reminds me more of Ned than anyone. The job is thrust on them, rather than seeking it out. They mean well, but lose the forest for the trees.
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Jul 5, 2013 05:25
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Can someone throw me the quote where Daenrys is making GBS threads and making GBS threads or something like that at the end of book five. That was hilarious.
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Jul 5, 2013 16:06
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Barto posted:Can someone throw me the quote where Daenrys is making GBS threads and making GBS threads or something like that at the end of book five. That was hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY Here you go.
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