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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

jojoinnit posted:

Mi


Obsessed with cleanliness.

(E: can't remember the full quote and I messed up the one above apparently :ohdear:)

This post you've made... it's almost as if you have no internet experience at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be?

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

potee posted:

This post you've made... it's almost as if you have no internet experience at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be?

Well, I'm just trying to get ahead... I don't even really post here!

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jul 7, 2013

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

jojoinnit posted:

Well, I'm just trying to get ahead... I don't even really post here!

That's what makes this so hard!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
They're gonna take you away to a nice place where you can get some help. They're very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women. They completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese.

e: Get better George! GET BETTERRRRRRRR

potee fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jul 7, 2013

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
That's it! "Flaming globes of Sigmund," that's my note!

...That's not funny...

There's nothing funny about that!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
You got me blacklisted at Hop Sings!?!?

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Gyshall posted:

You got me blacklisted at Hop Sings!?!?

HE NAME NAME :mad:

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

potee posted:

They're gonna take you away to a nice place where you can get some help. They're very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women. They completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese.

e: Get better George! GET BETTERRRRRRRR

Don't you see. He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

potee posted:

e: Get better George! GET BETTERRRRRRRR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUd8Qs_DAZ0

GETTTTTTTTTT WELLLLLLLLLLL GET WELL SOON WE WANT YOU TO GET WELL :ohdear:

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

potee posted:

George and Jerry, they probably know who killed Kennedy!

George is part of it. His whole personality is a disguise. No real person can act the way he does. Elaine, I'm telling you they're with the organization. They're all part of it. He's in there with Helms and Hunt and Liddy, that whole crowd.

OnlyJuanMon
Jan 25, 2010

:burger::taco::burger::taco::burger:
Too tired to chase fences right now.
:taco::burger::taco::burger::taco:

WarEternal posted:

Criminals! Boom, I'm up! Stop it, stop it, stop it!

This doesn't get a big laugh from the audience, but it gets a huge laugh from me every time I see it.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
For more than 20 years, former Chadian dictator Hissene Habre lived a life of luxurious exile in Senegal, taking a second wife and watching Seinfeld shows.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

You should see this dictator, he's from Senegal, wild, wild, stuff.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
For the longest time (I've known for a while now though) I always thought the line was "Like flaming loaves"

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

PS. Love the cabin posted:

She's a Nazi George!
A Nazi!

I had to eat at Reggies, Jerry! REGGIES!!

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
Do you think Mussolini would circle the block six times looking for a spot?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Hank Morgan posted:

Do you think Mussolini would circle the block six times looking for a spot?

Oh beautiful! Look at that, the dream space right in front of Jerry's building. Huh? Dreams can come true, what did I tell you?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Jesus Christ, so Family Guy even ripped that joke off too?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Oh beautiful! Look at that, the dream space right in front of Jerry's building. Huh? Dreams can come true, what did I tell you?

You can't pull in head first!

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
George: About a year ago. Wedding invitations.
Clerk: How did that work out?
George: No complaints.

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

I wouldn't walk around without a coat in this weather, you'll catch your death of cold. So long!

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.

Coffee And Pie posted:

I wouldn't walk around without a coat in this weather, you'll catch your death of cold. So long!


Shut up, you old bag!

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

potee posted:

George and Jerry, they probably know who killed Kennedy!

That, is one magic loogie...

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
I’ll tell you if I was running for office I would ask for the death penalty for double-parking. If this is allowed to go on this is not a society. THIS IS ANARCHY!

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
That's a misprint. What you got, a Clarkman?

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK
This isn't a Wizard, it's a Willard!

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

It does OTHER THINGS!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE!

Momomo
Dec 26, 2009

Dont judge me, I design your manhole

Kakumei posted:

It does OTHER THINGS!

But where does the meat go?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Take the pen!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Momomo posted:

But where does the meat go?

You know I could have killed you and no one would have known! :mad:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

DrBouvenstein posted:

You know I could have killed you and no one would have known! :mad:

I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Well, how'd you know you even cut 'em?

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

ZekeNY posted:

This isn't a Wizard, it's a Willard!
Well, noooobody beats me because I'm The Wiz!

I'M THE WIZ! I'M THE WIZ!

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
It's the 90s! It's Hammer time!

Capisano
Sep 11, 2001

Brutal

Athanatos posted:

It's the 90s! It's Hammer time!

It's all computerized! They're cloning sheep now.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Athanatos posted:

It's the 90s! It's Hammer time!


I got Jiggy with it! :argh:

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
Root Bear, who catered this, Sears? :smug:

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myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

ZekeNY posted:

This isn't a Wizard, it's a Willard!

I'm ruined!

Every scene at Jerry's parent's house(s) was so good. His and George's parents were perfect. This is common knowledge, of course.

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