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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


tetsman posted:

Wow did that really happen?

I won't believe it till I see it.

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Frankston posted:

I won't believe it till I see it.

http://deadspin.com/referee-kills-player-then-gets-beheaded-at-brazilian-so-685459212



I thought Neymar was going to Barca not Real?

Bape Culture fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jul 8, 2013

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

This can't be real haha

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
That's incredible

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Wasn't Adriano released recently for lack of fittnes? He's fatter than fat ron ever was.

franks
Jan 1, 2007

Alcoholism is the only
disease you can get
yelled at for having.
Last year, Corinthians had him on house arrest in the team hotel to make him lose weight.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/08/corinthians-adriano-house-arrest-weight

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Had to search up this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB6q7kdXyRM

Best striker ever imo, #43 is just football magic

euroboy fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jul 9, 2013

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
it's amazing how many he gets in off the keeper

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
When the giant Flowershirt came up earlier, I was going to make a joke about Fat Ronaldo getting signed by Dortmund, but really Adriano is the fattest of all time.

Of All Time

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
This is a picture of every lad from my highschool now. I just don't understand how it can happen to a guy that theoretically does regulated exercise every day, I can't even comprehend how much booze and coke he must have been putting back.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Aging metabolism, the same high calorie diet without the same training regimen, injuries that further impact said training regimen. Happens to a lot of pro athletes in varying degrees.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Hoops posted:

This is a picture of every lad from my highschool now. I just don't understand how it can happen to a guy that theoretically does regulated exercise every day, I can't even comprehend how much booze and coke he must have been putting back.
if anything he should have been doing more blow

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Also, the really sad thing about that panini is that it came before the whole house arrest thing. Adriano got worse, if you can believe it. Had a total mental breakdown as well.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

KoldPT posted:



Meireles :allears:

Raul Meireles: Portland, Oregonian.

Shroud
May 11, 2009

I think he's steered clear of heroin and meth, at least.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
For the first time in my life I saw Football shirts in America...

there was also one lone arsenal one in the XXXL pile

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Abu Dave posted:

For the first time in my life I saw Football shirts in America...

there was also one lone arsenal one in the XXXL pile

You've never been to a Nike town? Or the Adidas equivalent?

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sorry I meant to add i'm currently in Alaska

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Abu Dave posted:

Sorry I meant to add i'm currently in Alaska
the gently caress are you in alaska for?

for content:

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Vinestalk posted:

Aging metabolism, the same high calorie diet without the same training regimen, injuries that further impact said training regimen. Happens to a lot of pro athletes in varying degrees.

And some amateur ones too.

:(

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

mynameisjohn posted:

the gently caress are you in alaska for?

for content:

is that Charlie Adam skying his penalty during the Carling Cup final?

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Homura posted:

is that Charlie Adam skying his penalty during the Carling Cup final?

It's Terry.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Abu Dave posted:

For the first time in my life I saw Football shirts in America...

there was also one lone arsenal one in the XXXL pile

That's in a Ross, right? They get all kinds of knockoff crap like that. Sometimes you get lucky and there's an authentic Umbro or two.

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
On Adriano, from his ex agent last month:

Adriano's Ex Agent posted:

I fear for his life. He needs a psychologist. I don’t care about his career as a player, I am simply worried about the man. He is suffering from serious depression and nobody is helping him.

The death of his father, the problems with alcohol, the nights out and the ties he never quite broke off with the favelas he grew up in are not the real problems, but rather the consequences of this deep depression and the wrong way for him to face it.

Adriano is like a son to me. Could he commit suicide? I don’t know, I just know that I am very worried and he needs to see a specialist.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Ravel posted:

On Adriano, from his ex agent last month:

So he is the Brazillian Gazza?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Just saw this on my Facebook feed



Berba :allears:

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Awful outfit and mascara? What the gently caress?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

Awful outfit and mascara? What the gently caress?

Big Ben in Frankfurt to finalise his move, I dig his fit OP

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Those are some nice fabrics. Bendtner ain't so bad in my books.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

He should lose the undershirt imo.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Nice of Big Per to kneel down.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004



Edu and Big Bad Lauren hanging out in Ibiza

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

euroboy posted:



Edu and Big Bad Lauren hanging out in Ibiza
Love those guys, esp. Edu man was I ever sad to see him leave.

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

real_scud posted:

Love those guys, esp. Edu man was I ever sad to see him leave.

Invincibles apparently keep in decent shape even when they don't have to anymore.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

bendtner is doin' it right

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
needs to unroll those trousers tho

JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008

mynameisjohn posted:

bendtner is doin' it right

Depends.. When his mom lays his clothes out for him, he looks like a dork.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

the turtleneck is an underrated move, dont think it pairs well with a jacket, though, publicist probably made him do it.

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