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I SAID MILKY WHITE
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 05:28 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 17:28 |
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Criminal Minded posted:I SAID MILKY WHITE I don't like to give out bites.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 06:52 |
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How can I do this? How can I move back in with those people? Please, tell me. They're insane. You know that.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 12:00 |
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You know, I still don't understand - why do you want to move back in with your parents?
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 12:08 |
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Maybe this will become a cool thing, living with your parents!
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 15:42 |
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Yeah, see, I think people want to look like pirates. You know, it's the right time for it . . . to be all puffy, and devil-may-care.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 16:01 |
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My mother caught me.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 16:10 |
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Look to the cookie!
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 16:40 |
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Hank Morgan posted:How can I do this? How can I move back in with those people? Please, tell me. They're insane. You know that. Darling, you see where that glass is? How that glass is near the edge of the table? You got the whole table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table, you breathe and that glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. You can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner, even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin' barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is it? Do ya? Huh?
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 16:51 |
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potee posted:My mother caught me. She caught you? Doing what??
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 17:21 |
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You know whose hands his remind me of? Ray McKigney
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 17:44 |
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You don't have to worry about me. I won a contest.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 17:55 |
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ZekeNY posted:You don't have to worry about me. I won a contest. YOU NEVER MENTIONED HIS HANDS TO ME!
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 18:26 |
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What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soakin' in Ivory liquid?
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 20:33 |
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Billy Zane posted:What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soakin' in Ivory liquid? White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 21:33 |
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ultramiraculous posted:White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally. And, in a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I'm the one who sent him to Thailand - in search of low-cost whistles. Filled his head with pseudoerotic tales of my own opium excursions. Plus, I gave him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 21:53 |
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I know what you're going through. I too once fell under the spell of opium. It was 1979. I was travelling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolian horsehair vest. I had got to the market after sundown, all of the clothing traders had gone, but a different sort of trader still lurked about. "Just a taste," he said. That was all it took.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 22:09 |
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Gyshall posted:Look to the cookie!
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 23:33 |
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I'm mossy Jerry. My brain is mossy!
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 23:37 |
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Listen to this idea: A restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 00:17 |
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How about this? A store that's nothing but the back. You walk in the front, you're in the back. Call it "Just Back"
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 00:26 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:Maybe this will become a cool thing, living with your parents! It smells like the last tenant had monkeys or something.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 00:41 |
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I'm getting rid of all my furniture. All of it. And I'm going to build these different levels, with steps, and it'll all be carpeted with a lot of pillows. You know, like ancient Egypt.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 00:46 |
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Ehud posted:I'm getting rid of all my furniture. All of it. And I'm going to build these different levels, with steps, and it'll all be carpeted with a lot of pillows. You know, like ancient Egypt. Oh no. It's not that I don't think you can. I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 00:55 |
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Hey, how 'bout this: ketchup and mustard in the same bottle!
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 01:25 |
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Is there a Comedians in Cars thread? There's something special in the Letterman episode that I dont think ever made it to air, unless theres an episode I've never seen.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 01:51 |
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Ehud posted:I'm getting rid of all my furniture. All of it. And I'm going to build these different levels, with steps, and it'll all be carpeted with a lot of pillows. You know, like ancient Egypt. I'm going to surround myself in wood.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 03:16 |
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jojoinnit posted:Is there a Comedians in Cars thread? There's something special in the Letterman episode that I dont think ever made it to air, unless theres an episode I've never seen. Discussion for it tends to happen (briefly) in here, what was the something special?
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 03:21 |
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Jerusalem posted:Discussion for it tends to happen (briefly) in here, what was the something special? An unaired clip of Letterman appearing in Jerrys apartment that must have been cut from some episode.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 03:56 |
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It was probably some promotional clip, there's a bunch of those on the DVDs and a Letterman one sounds vaguely familiar.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 04:09 |
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Root Bear posted:I'm going to surround myself in wood. It's so cozy, I'm ensconced in velvet.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 05:10 |
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Hey, I am not here for rage! I'm here for revenge!
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 05:20 |
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THEY'RE MEN WITH JOBS, JERRY!
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 06:04 |
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thepokey posted:THEY'RE MEN WITH JOBS, JERRY! Oh that's nice, kind of a hard-labor fantasy camp.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 06:39 |
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Sash! posted:Oh that's nice, kind of a hard-labor fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall rear end backwards in the money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; now that's a fantasy camp.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 09:05 |
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I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 09:17 |
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I've always been a stall man!
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 11:55 |
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No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 13:43 |
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...did you say flinty?
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 14:27 |
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ZekeNY posted:No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.
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# ? Jul 10, 2013 14:47 |